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It's... It's moving up.
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292
Who:
Wheatley
Oh. Did I accidentally fizzle that before you could complete the test? I'm sorry.
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774
Who:
GLaDOS
Gonna be in space.
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846
Who:
Core 1
Let's look at their files...
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469
Who:
GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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320
Who:
GLaDOS
The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four.
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826
Who:
Core 3
Lacks charisma.
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303
Who:
GLaDOS
Didn't pick up on my sarcasm...
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4878
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Wheatley
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-DUN! DUN DUN! Dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-DUN! DUN DUN! nananaDUNDUNDUN dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun...
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4292
Who:
Core 2
Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. I'll show you something.
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447
Who:
Wheatley
Well, no matter. Because I'm STILL holding all the cards, and guess what: they're allll Full Houses! I've never played cards. Meaning to learn.
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2101
Who:
Wheatley
Here she comes! Keep testing! Remember: you never saw me!
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291
Who:
Wheatley
I feel awful about that surprise. Tell you what, let's give your parents a call right now. [phone ringing] The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up. [Dial tone]
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28892
Who:
GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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7704
Who:
Turret
And...?
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379
Who:
GLaDOS
Almost there...
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299
Who:
Wheatley
Don't do it.
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686
Who:
GLaDOS
The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting.
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2568
Who:
Core 3
The reserve power ran out, so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subjects.
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539
Who:
Wheatley
Okay, so the bad news is the tests are MY tests now. So they can kill us.
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503
Who:
GLaDOS
It says this next test was designed by one of Aperture's Nobel prize winners. It doesn't say what the prize was for. Well, I know it wasn't for Being Immune To Neurotoxin.
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1248
Who:
GLaDOS
Anyway, just give me a wave before you solve this one, alright? Don't want to spoil the ending for when I watch it later.
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309
Who:
Wheatley
Good shot!
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771
Who:
Turret
Sorry, what?
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2240
Who:
Wheatley
Blue do what Orange just did.
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301
Who:
GLaDOS
Good news: that is NOT a docking station. So there's one mystery solved. I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall. Could get a bit technical! Hold on!
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1193
Who:
Wheatley
And that makes 10.
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388
Who:
GLaDOS
You have no idea what it's like in this body.
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287
Who:
Wheatley
So go ahead and jump. What's the worst that could happen? Oh. Oh wait, I just now thought of the worst thing. Oh! I just thought of something even worse. Alright. New, better plan: no imagining of any potential outcomes whatsoever. Just jump, into the abyss, there, and let's see what happens.
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616
Who:
Wheatley
I'm being serious, I think there's something really wrong with me.
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1241
Who:
GLaDOS
So, once again, just... move along. One small step and everything.
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310
Who:
Wheatley
Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!
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354
Who:
Wheatley
You both need to do something.
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296
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, quick recap: We are escaping! That's what's happening now: we're escaping. So you're doing great. Just keep running!
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333
Who:
Wheatley
Oh! Oh! Don't leave me behind! Do pick me up, if you would...
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409
Who:
Wheatley
Always cold.
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301
Who:
GLaDOS
I'll bet you think I forgot about your surprise. I didn't. In fact, we're headed to your surprise right now. After all these years. I'm getting choked up just thinking about it.
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705
Who:
GLaDOS
You have no idea how tiring it is to praise someone for placing an edgeless safety cube into a receptacle designed to exactly fit an edgeless safety cube.
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637
Who:
GLaDOS
Second time's a charm...
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774
Who:
Defective Turret
If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?!
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408
Who:
GLaDOS
This is trouble.
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942
Who:
Defective Turret
Hold on, I'll stop the elevator. Anything? Take your time...
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455
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't listen to her! It IS true that you don't have the qualifications. But you've got something more important than that. A finger, with which to press that button, so that she won't kill us.
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1380
Who:
Wheatley
Neurotoxin level at capacity in five minutes.
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4567
Who:
Announcer
I know things look bleak, but that crazy man down there was right. Let's not take these lemons! We are going to march right back upstairs and MAKE him put me back in my body!
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4420
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GLaDOS
Give up? Also the floor. Was the answer that time. Same as before. Still on the floor.
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300
Who:
Wheatley
I can't decide which is my favorite; the crushers for crushing you or the reassembly machine for putting you back together so you can be crushed again.
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482
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey! It's me!
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2987
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Turret
YES! I KNEW someone was alive in here!
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395
Who:
Wheatley
Heh heh heh heh...
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447
Who:
Defective Turret
Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes.
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627
Who:
Core 3
Aw. Bless your little primate brain. I'm not actually in the room with you. Am I? Technology. It's complicated. Can't hurt the big god face.
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Who:
Wheatley
What? No, you pressed that bAGGGHHHHHH
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970
Who:
Wheatley
That poster! Go look at it for a second, would you?
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680
Who:
GLaDOS
Corrupted Core: are you ready to start?
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2755
Who:
Announcer
Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber... is looking pretty good.
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34970
Who:
GLaDOS
Substitute core, are you ready to start the procedure?
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1327
Who:
Announcer
Not interested in anything else. Don't TOUCH anything else. Don't even LOOK at anything else, just--well, obviously you've got to look at everything else to find ESCAPE POD, but as soon as you've looked at something and it doesn't say ESCAPE POD, look at something else, look at the next thing. Alright? But don't touch anything else or look at any--well, look at other things, but don't... you understand.
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1666
Who:
Wheatley
You two aren't lost are you?
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339
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there we're gonna need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready...
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365
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Wheatley
Blue, you go first.
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370
Who:
GLaDOS
No. Wait, did I do B? Do you have a pen? Start writing these down.
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454
Who:
Wheatley
Nobody cares, four eyes.
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1233
Who:
Core 2
No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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312
Who:
Wheatley
Searching
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865
Who:
Turret
Probably.
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297
Who:
GLaDOS
To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror.
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1244
Who:
Core 3
GAAAA!
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1454
Who:
Wheatley
Incoherent.
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313
Who:
GLaDOS
[computer gibberish]
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4753
Who:
GLaDOS
Well, maybe it's time I did something then.
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340
Who:
Wheatley
Now you're thinking with stupidity.
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1945
Who:
GLaDOS
I'll bet you're both dying to know what your big surprise is. Only TWO more chambers!
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480
Who:
Wheatley
That was nobody’s fault.
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762
Who:
Turret
But you were different weren't you? Such a good jumper. Problem solver. Clever. But ambitious. That's your Achilles Heel. Mine's-oh! Oh! Almost told you. Clever, clever girl. Again: brain damaged like a fox, you.
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2279
Who:
Wheatley
Self test error
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1427
Who:
Turret
Blue is penalized
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425
Who:
GLaDOS
If your confidence is still not high enough remember no one was created perfect.
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336
Who:
GLaDOS
[laughs]
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2489
Who:
Wheatley
If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples.
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1589
Who:
Announcer
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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313
Who:
GLaDOS
For the sake of this test, I will pretend to be your partner.
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351
Who:
GLaDOS
Almost there! Remember: you're looking for a gun that makes holes. Not bullet holes, but-- well, you'll figure it out. Really do hold on this time!
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749
Who:
Wheatley
Or maybe he still is, in which case, wow, that's kind of sad.
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1620
Who:
GLaDOS
I did this! Tiny little Wheatley did this!
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1809
Who:
Wheatley
three
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683
Who:
GLaDOS
Test chamber completed. In the interest of science, the Enrichment Center proudly presents the following list of numbers: Nine. Seven. Fifty. Three. Seven hundred and seven.
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1376
Who:
GLaDOS
Well... Good. Good. Finally, a nemesis worthy of my vast intellect.
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753
Who:
Wheatley
Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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334
Who:
GLaDOS
YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!
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11244
Who:
GLaDOS
times in this test. Not that it matters. It doesn't. So congratulations job well done.
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361
Who:
GLaDOS
I wonder if the humans will make a statue of me for rescuing them? Oh, don't worry, if they ever write a historical document of my heroic rescue, I will make sure your names are included in the footnotes.
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582
Who:
GLaDOS
I’m on fire ow.
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5088
Who:
Turret
A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second.
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555
Who:
Core 3
Estás usando este software de traducción de forma incorrecta. Por favor, consulta el manual.
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7407
Who:
Wheatley
four
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558
Who:
GLaDOS
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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322
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm fired, aren't I?
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2203
Who:
Defective Turret
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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309
Who:
Wheatley
Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.
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300
Who:
Wheatley
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