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Space. Space. Space. Space. Comets. Stars. Galaxies. Orion.
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1968
Who:
Core 1
Hey! Oi oi! I'm up here!
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474
Who:
Wheatley
But just work with me.
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315
Who:
GLaDOS
Ha! Was that your bullet-riddled body, flying out of the room? It was- aww, those were the crap turrets, weren't they? Yeah...
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2128
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Wheatley
Thank you - I can't believe I'm thanking these people - for staggering your way through Aperture Science's propulsion gel testing. You've made some real contributions to society for a change, and for that, humanity is grateful.
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1486
Who:
Cave Johnson
Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.
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1034
Who:
Core 3
Ah. Hmmmm.
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326
Who:
Wheatley
What's a guy gotta do to get some bullets around here?
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1059
Who:
Defective Turret
The Sun is 330,330 times larger than Earth.
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764
Who:
Core 3
Dang!
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550
Who:
Defective Turret
Follow me! You're gonna love this.
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424
Who:
Wheatley
Are you scared to save those humans?
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304
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay! Keep your eye on the turret line, I'm gonna go and hack the door open.
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321
Who:
Wheatley
I would prefer to speak to one of you in private but since that is not an option here, I will speak in code that only one of you will understand. Blue: Orange is plotting to destroy you.
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724
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you think the electrical switch was down there?
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289
Who:
GLaDOS
Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is unsupervised.
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1042
Who:
Announcer
You win.
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1333
Who:
GLaDOS
Look, an eclipse! No. Don't look.
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1563
Who:
Core 1
Three: Bomb-proof shields for me. Leading directly into number Four: Bombs. For throwing at you.
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981
Who:
Wheatley
Oh! Wow! Good! I did not think that was going to work.
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905
Who:
Wheatley
Reactor Explosion Uncertainty Emergency Preemption Protocol initiated: This facility will self destruct in two minutes.
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8325
Who:
Announcer
Um. 'TRUE'. I'll go 'true'.
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20374
Who:
Wheatley
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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298
Who:
GLaDOS
Excellent. You’re both doing very well.
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326
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you OK?
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298
Who:
Wheatley
I'm going through the list of test subjects in cryogenic storage. I managed to find two with your last name. A man and a woman. So that's interesting. It's a small world.
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588
Who:
GLaDOS
So. How are you holding up?
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2468
Who:
GLaDOS
Just stop it already.
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515
Who:
GLaDOS
Estás usando este software de traducción de forma incorrecta. Por favor, consulta el manual.
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7372
Who:
Wheatley
Neurotoxin level at capacity in five minutes.
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4561
Who:
Announcer
During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice.
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1497
Who:
Core 3
Can't read.
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351
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you trying to impress me? What would impress me more is if you never did that again.
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497
Who:
GLaDOS
Just go.
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3586
Who:
GLaDOS
AHH!
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1378
Who:
GLaDOS
...unless a stalemate associate is present to press the stalemate resolution button.
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2446
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Announcer
Ah, crap.
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1347
Who:
Defective Turret
Hold on, something's wrong! Neurotoxin level's up to 50%! No, it's down. Sorry, my mistake. I meant to say it's down to fifty percent. Good news! Carry on!
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558
Who:
Wheatley
You really are doing great... Chell.
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43083
Who:
GLaDOS
Still running. Alright. Looks tiring. Tell you what - you stop running and I'll stop bombing you... That seems fair.
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513
Who:
Wheatley
You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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332
Who:
Wheatley
Has irritating opinions.
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310
Who:
GLaDOS
Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans.
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1712
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Core 3
This is Tic-Tac-Toe-Two.
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867
Who:
GLaDOS
That's right. Drink it in. You could eat off those wall panels.
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360
Who:
GLaDOS
Heh heh heh...
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420
Who:
Defective Turret
Don't make lemonade!
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21204
Who:
Turret
We all agree you should stop.
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378
Who:
GLaDOS
Anyway, here's a new cube for you to project your deranged loneliness onto.
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944
Who:
GLaDOS
Do it!
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491
Who:
Wheatley
You will need him for the final track.
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299
Who:
GLaDOS
And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal.
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325
Who:
GLaDOS
If you can get me in front of him, I'll fry every circuit in that little idiot's head.
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459
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm actually asking. Because I have no idea. He's not listed anywhere in the employee database.
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521
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GLaDOS
Can I get some bullets here? Anybody got bullets?
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735
Who:
Defective Turret
Space.
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1036
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Core 1
Every time you fail, it's a reminder of the way things used to be. But then there you are. Again. Like nothing happened.
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475
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GLaDOS
Wait. Why DID you trundle over here? You're not HUNGRY, are you? It's hard to see, what's that in your hand? Knowing you it's a deep fryer.
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3669
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GLaDOS
Absolutely no improvement.
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843
Who:
Defective Turret
Otherwise, I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive club. Ha ha.
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3756
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GLaDOS
I never liked her.
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901
Who:
Turret
Well... Good. Good. Finally, a nemesis worthy of my vast intellect.
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742
Who:
Wheatley
Hi again!
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935
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Defective Turret
Dammit, we know! Everybody knows! Space! You! In it! We get it!
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31885
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Core 2
Oh I know! I know I know I know I know I know - let's go to space!
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1344
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Core 1
Oh, but I just... have made my actual first mistake... by telling you my plan. Just now. Grrr... It's me old Achilles heel again. Armed with that knowledge, I imagine you won't even use the conversion gel. Oh fate! Oh cruel mistress.
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800
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Wheatley
Blah.
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1104
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GLaDOS
So. Welcome to Aperture. You're here because we want the best, and you're it. Nope. Couldn't keep a straight face.
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3334
Who:
Cave Johnson
This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you.
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10974
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop touching each other!
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655
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you... are you sure you're solving these correctly?
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324
Who:
Wheatley
I honestly, TRULY didn't think you'd fall for that.
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1817
Who:
GLaDOS
Goodnight
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5914
Who:
Turret
And trust me, humans only have one good trait.
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483
Who:
GLaDOS
I, uh... don't have any bullets. Are you gonna give me any bullets? Are the bullets up there?
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4468
Who:
Defective Turret
Anyway, new turrets. Not defective. Ace of fours. The best hand. Unbeatable, I imagine.
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1588
Who:
Wheatley
I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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328
Who:
GLaDOS
Still. It's a better plan than exploding. Marginally.
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336
Who:
GLaDOS
Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry.
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538
Who:
Defective Turret
Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
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77314
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GLaDOS
Would you mind putting your back towards me? So I can see only your back. And not your face.
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309
Who:
Wheatley
Blue just taught orange a valuable lesson in trust. For that, blue receives 14 science collaboration points.
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419
Who:
GLaDOS
Right behind me.
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302
Who:
Wheatley
Oh, did you bring your little portal gun? Nothing to portal onto here, luv. Just ten pounds of dead weight. About to be two hundred and ten. Fatty.
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6948
Who:
Wheatley
Come on, let's go!
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299
Who:
Wheatley
Powerup complete.
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3733
Who:
Announcer
Space space wanna go to space
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1025
Who:
Core 1
Oh! Look at that. It's turning. Ominous. But probably fine. Long as it doesn't start moving up...
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621
Who:
Wheatley
Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?
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290
Who:
GLaDOS
And another thing! You never caught me. I told you I could die falling off that rail. And you didn't catch me. You didn't even try. Oh, it's all becoming clear to me now. Find some dupe to break you out of cryosleep. Give him a sob story about escaping to the surface. Squeeze him for information on where to find a portal gun.
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4295
Who:
Wheatley
Do you know who dances around like an imbecile when they accomplish the tiniest little thing?
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577
Who:
GLaDOS
Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens.
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2033
Who:
Core 3
Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
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316
Who:
Wheatley
I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans.
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340
Who:
GLaDOS
Orange is awarded five points!
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290
Who:
GLaDOS
Anyone got any bullets?
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666
Who:
Defective Turret
At the rate you are completing these tests, I am beginning to think you don't share my excitement for rescuing crying trapped injured dying humans.
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412
Who:
GLaDOS
Timid.
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314
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, you win.
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906
Who:
Turret
Hello there!
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1708
Who:
Defective Turret
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