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While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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GLaDOS
Could you come over here?
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Who:
Turret
No variances detected.
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525
Who:
GLaDOS
*cough* PRESS THE BUTTON.
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Wheatley
What's a guy gotta do to get some bullets around here?
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Defective Turret
The answer is beneath us.
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Turret
Press the button again.
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1078
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GLaDOS
In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the Gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself.
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Core 3
Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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328
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop with the waves.
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350
Who:
GLaDOS
One of these times you'll be so fat that you'll jump, and you'll just drop like a stone. Into acid, probably. Like a potato into a deep fat fryer.
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GLaDOS
Powerup initiated.
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Announcer
Oh! Look at that. It's turning. Ominous. But probably fine. Long as it doesn't start moving up...
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626
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Wheatley
Dull expression.
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336
Who:
GLaDOS
Yeah! Let's do this!
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Defective Turret
Hey lady.
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1051
Who:
Core 1
Say goodbye, Caroline.
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Who:
Cave Johnson
It's... It's moving up.
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292
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Wheatley
It burns.
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2860
Who:
Turret
I can't see a thing. What just happened? Better open fire! [click click click click] Dang!
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Defective Turret
The point is: If we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a man's intelligence and personality on one? So I have the engineers figuring that out now.
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2037
Who:
Cave Johnson
AGH! You look TERRIB--you look good. Looking good, actually. If I'm honest.
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Wheatley
STAY CALM! Stay calm! 'Prepare.' That's all it's saying. It's just saying 'Prepare.' It's all fine. Alright? Don't move. I'm going to get us out of here.
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Wheatley
I'm sorry. The arrows seem to have rusted off. Good luck.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Yeah! Nice!
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605
Who:
Core 2
You failed so many times in this test, I thought you were becoming human. But then you would just come back again and again and again.
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528
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GLaDOS
My fault
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Who:
Turret
Yeghh!
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627
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Wheatley
The square root of rope is string.
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1627
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Core 3
Agggh, not again!
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571
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Defective Turret
Dang!
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550
Who:
Defective Turret
Think about this.
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473
Who:
GLaDOS
There we go. Lights on.
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329
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Wheatley
Wanna go to space. Space.
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998
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Core 1
Now your fat eyes have seen everything.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Until now.
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344
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GLaDOS
I'm seriously not paying atten-- STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!
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GLaDOS
Egotistical.
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340
Who:
GLaDOS
Humans! That's what you look like right now.
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GLaDOS
Incoherent.
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313
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GLaDOS
No! No! You're LYING! You're LYING!
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Wheatley
I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time.
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308
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GLaDOS
There's a star. There's another one. Star. Star star star. Star.
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Core 1
Well, you bested me this time.
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Defective Turret
You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?
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309
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GLaDOS
Tell you what, here's a plan. Let's just both... continue contemplating... in absolute silence...
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Wheatley
No!
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GLaDOS
We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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Who:
Wheatley
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Let's see what the next test is. Oh. Advanced Aerial Faith Plates.
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GLaDOS
I don't want to alarm either of you, but we might have a tiny problem. Apparently you can't test unless you're human. Well - you CAN. It's just that, results-wise, the physical universe doesn't care.
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GLaDOS
Gotta go to space. Yeah. Gotta go to space.
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Core 1
I honestly, TRULY didn't think you'd fall for that.
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GLaDOS
[disinterested] Ohhh, you solved it. Oh. Good. Good one... Good for you...
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Wheatley
Yes.
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625
Who:
GLaDOS
You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which erases most Aperture Science equipment that touches it.
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GLaDOS
Hello?
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Turret
If you're allergic to peanuts, you might want to tell somebody now, because this next test may turn your blood into peanut water for a few minutes. On the bright side, if we can make this happen, they're gonna have to invent a new type of Nobel Prize to give us, so hang in there.
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Cave Johnson
It's my big chance!
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Defective Turret
That's horrible.
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GLaDOS
Woooo! I KNEW this would be fun. They told me it wasn't fun at all, and I BELIEVED 'em! Ah! I'm loving this! Whale of a time...
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Wheatley
Long bathroom breaks.
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GLaDOS
Sorry. That just slipped out. A bit insensitive. Umm... The smelly humans...
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Who:
Wheatley
AH!
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641
Who:
Wheatley
I thought of some good news. He's going to run out of test chambers eventually. I never stockpiled them.
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GLaDOS
Okay, great! Here comes another core!
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335
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GLaDOS
Hi again!
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Defective Turret
You won't regret this!
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Defective Turret
I honestly never thought we would need to track how many times died in the hub.
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400
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GLaDOS
Let me answer those questions with a question: Who wants to make sixty dollars? Cash.
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Cave Johnson
I wonder if that dancing has some effect on you?
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GLaDOS
There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.
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Wheatley
This is the main breaker room.
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Wheatley
At this rate, our best hope is for the fuel cell to meltdown in 2 million years and hope the explosion powers the system.
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GLaDOS
Alright, just a second...
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309
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Wheatley
Welcome back to the central hub. All test courses are available. You may redundantly solve the courses at your leisure.
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Announcer
Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!
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Wheatley
For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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387
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GLaDOS
Technical... Ummm... You'll need to turn around while I do this.
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Wheatley
It says this next test was designed by one of Aperture's Nobel prize winners. It doesn't say what the prize was for. Well, I know it wasn't for Being Immune To Neurotoxin.
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GLaDOS
I heard gunfire! A bit late for this, but look out for gunfire! Probably doesn't help at this point, but I have at least tried.
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Wheatley
Oh! Wow! Good! I did not think that was going to work.
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907
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Wheatley
Don't press the button!
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772
Who:
Wheatley
Please put me down
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Turret
I don't understand!
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Turret
Help!
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871
Who:
Turret
AH!
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4243
Who:
Wheatley
Do you give up? It was the floor. Lying down on the floor. Is where I am. Needing you to pick me up.
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Wheatley
Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
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Wheatley
But you were different weren't you? Such a good jumper. Problem solver. Clever. But ambitious. That's your Achilles Heel. Mine's-oh! Oh! Almost told you. Clever, clever girl. Again: brain damaged like a fox, you.
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Wheatley
This should take us right to her. I can't believe I'm finally doing this!
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Wheatley
Why...
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Turret
Hold on. Those are raccoons. Homo sapiens only, please.
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GLaDOS
Okay. Listen. I can't do it with you watching. I know it seems pathetic, given what we've been through. But just turn around. Please?
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Wheatley
Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here...
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Who:
Wheatley
Aw. Just thinking back to the old days when we were friends. Good old friends. Not enemies. And I'd say something like 'come back', and you'd be like 'no problem!' And you'd come back. What happened to those days?
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Wheatley
Dental floss has superb tensile strength.
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Who:
Core 3
I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test.
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GLaDOS
Blue is awarded five points!
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335
Who:
GLaDOS
Good.
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GLaDOS
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