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Wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home.
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Core 1
Okay, great! Here comes another core!
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335
Who:
GLaDOS
Warning: Core corruption at 50 percent.
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Who:
Announcer
[to self] Hm. Could be Spanish, could be Spanish. [loud again] Hola, amigo! Abre la puerta! Donde esta--no. Um...
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2600
Who:
Wheatley
I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake.
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296
Who:
GLaDOS
I'll give you a hint. Button. That's all I'm gonna say. One word. Button.
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437
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Wheatley
It worked!
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292
Who:
Wheatley
Yeah.
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368
Who:
Defective Turret
What? No, you pressed that bAGGGHHHHHH
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970
Who:
Wheatley
In the event that the Enrichment Center is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from spa
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784
Who:
GLaDOS
Your test assignment will vary, depending on the manner in which you have bent the world to your will.
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1006
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Cave Johnson
Oh! Right, the escape lift! I'll call it now.
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326
Who:
Wheatley
You two are going to LOVE this big surprise. In fact, you might say that you're both going to love it to death. Love it... until it kills you. Until you're dead.
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3532
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Wheatley
Ohh. You're gonna laugh at this. You know how I said there was absolutely no way to get here without going through her lair and her potentially killing us? Could have gone through here. [laughs] My fault. Bit of luck for us that she wasn't switched on.
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1527
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Wheatley
You seem to have defeated its load-bearing capacity. Well done. I'll just lower the ceiling.
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552
Who:
GLaDOS
Either way, I get the impression he's trying to kill us.
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461
Who:
GLaDOS
Horrible people skills.
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981
Who:
GLaDOS
The billionth digit of Pi is 9.
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1140
Who:
Core 3
So. How are you holding up?
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2475
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GLaDOS
Hurry!
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318
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Wheatley
Ooh. It's dark down here isn't it?
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311
Who:
Wheatley
AHH!
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1383
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GLaDOS
If you're dying, but not dead, stomp once. If you're dead, obviously no stomps. And two stomps if you're not dead. Lemme just run through that again: If you're dying but not dead stomp just once. If you're dead, obviously you won't be stomping. And if you're not dead, give me two stomps.
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1258
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Wheatley
Gotta go to space. Yeah. Gotta go to space.
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1172
Who:
Core 1
Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner.
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334
Who:
GLaDOS
Go on.
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917
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Wheatley
You broke it, didn't you.
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2602
Who:
GLaDOS
A... A... A... A... A... A.
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564
Who:
Wheatley
Heh heh heh heh...
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447
Who:
Defective Turret
I never expected you to make it this far. To be honest, after your performance in the calibration test I was ready to break down your cores and put them back in the scientific calculators I took them from.
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636
Who:
GLaDOS
I love space. Love space.
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1044
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Core 1
HURRY! THIS WAY!
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357
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Wheatley
All right. I’m bringing this farce to a close.
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384
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GLaDOS
You never considered that maybe I tested you to give the endless hours of your pointless existence some structure and meaning. Maybe to help you concentrate, so just maybe you’d think of something more worthwhile to do with your sorry life.
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2531
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GLaDOS
Nooooooooo...
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1616
Who:
Defective Turret
Annnnnnnnd... Nothing.
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3322
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Wheatley
Electrocution, shot, drowned, crushed, burned in goo.
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1292
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GLaDOS
Hey, nice potato!
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Defective Turret
Blah.
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1630
Who:
GLaDOS
For that Orange is penalized fifty science collaboration points.
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631
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GLaDOS
Awwww, come on.
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1107
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Defective Turret
I thought we fixed that.
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1015
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Defective Turret
The likelihood of you dying violently within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent.
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1464
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Core 3
*cough* Button. Button.
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1394
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Wheatley
Vent system compromised: Neurotoxin offline.
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4055
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Announcer
He's taking us right TO him! This is PERFECT.
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349
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GLaDOS
Oh no. He found the cooperative testing initiative. It's... something I came up to phase out human testing just before you escaped.
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697
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GLaDOS
Could you just jump into that pit? There. That deadly pit.
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1929
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Wheatley
You think I'll betray you. And on any other day, you'd be right.
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406
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GLaDOS
Just... have a look through the old window.
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312
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Wheatley
Hm. Let's try this way.
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315
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Wheatley
Are they killing you? They're killing you, aren't they?
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652
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Wheatley
No no, no no, no no, whoa whoa, no, whoa!
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876
Who:
Defective Turret
You do know I can't wave back right?
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461
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GLaDOS
Also, once I eject myself out of the core the lift might stop. Then we'd be trapped in a lift full of broken glass suspended fifty feet off the ground.
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471
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Wheatley
What are you doing? Put me back this instant.
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389
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GLaDOS
She did all the work.
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529
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GLaDOS
There. Fixed.
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526
Who:
Wheatley
The situation you are in is very dangerous.
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2954
Who:
Core 3
I HAVE to test. All the time. Or I get this... this ITCH. It must be hardwired into the system or something.
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1186
Who:
Wheatley
Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere.
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711
Who:
Core 3
Warning. Reactor core is at critical temperature.
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Announcer
Hey.
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853
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Core 1
The testing area's just up ahead. The quicker you get through, the quicker you'll get your sixty bucks.
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1008
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Cave Johnson
Remember when I first told you how to find that little portal thing you love so much? Thought you'd die on the way, if I'm honest. All the others did.
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662
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Wheatley
I swear I know him...
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418
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on successfully returning to the central hub room. From here you can select all previously completed courses.
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1115
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Announcer
If you have, in fact, not, you are encouraged to take a moment to reflect on your failure before proceeding into the next chamber.
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426
Who:
GLaDOS
Alright, check THIS out.
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381
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Defective Turret
Owwwww!
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1428
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Turret
Don't think I'm not onto you too, lady. You know what you are? Selfish. I've done nothing but sacrifice to get us here! What have you sacrificed? NOTHING. Zero. All you've done is BOSS ME AROUND. Well, NOW who's the boss? Who's the boss? It's me!
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2597
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Wheatley
Sounds crazy, I know. But hear me out. Once you get to my lair, death will not be optional. It will be mandatory. No tricks, no surprises: just you dying, as a result of me killing you in a very very gruesome way.
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1063
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Wheatley
So sometimes there's still trash in them. Standing around. Smelling, and being useless.
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457
Who:
GLaDOS
OW...
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404
Who:
Wheatley
This is a bridge-building exercise. The humans were miserable at this, mostly because you can't build bridges out of tears.
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538
Who:
GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for.
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355
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GLaDOS
Space space wanna go to space
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2302
Who:
Core 1
Let's look at their files...
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469
Who:
GLaDOS
There are 5000 other two subject teams in direct competition with you.
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338
Who:
GLaDOS
Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.
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285
Who:
GLaDOS
The turret factory should be this way I think.
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305
Who:
Wheatley
You know, I'm not supposed to do this, but... you can shoot SOMETHING... through the blue bridges.
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604
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm sure we'll be fine.
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300
Who:
GLaDOS
Ha! Death trap!
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814
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Wheatley
OW.
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786
Who:
Wheatley
Keep it up and your arm will get stuck like that.
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324
Who:
GLaDOS
For this next test, we put nanoparticles in the gel. In layman's terms, that's a billion little gizmos that are gonna travel into your bloodstream and pump experimental genes and RNA molecules and so forth into your tumors.
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1488
Who:
Cave Johnson
Almost there...
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299
Who:
Wheatley
Uhhhh... Blam! Blam blam blam! I'm not defective!
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3932
Who:
Defective Turret
Turn around. I'll only be a second. If you don't mind.
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373
Who:
Wheatley
Carry on.
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301
Who:
Wheatley
I see you
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2926
Who:
Turret
Oh. Play it cool. Play it cool. Here come the space cops.
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5229
Who:
Core 1
No!
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512
Who:
Wheatley
Good news! I can use this equipment to shut down the neurotoxin system. It is, however, password protected. AH! Alarm bells! No. Don't worry. Not a problem for me.
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562
Who:
Wheatley
Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.
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298
Who:
GLaDOS
You will know it when you find it.
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288
Who:
GLaDOS
No, wait, wait!
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577
Who:
Defective Turret
I think these test chambers look even better than they did before. It was easy, really. You just have to look at things objectively, see what you don't need anymore, and trim out the fat.
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3555
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GLaDOS
Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms.
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317
Who:
GLaDOS
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