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Excellent.
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See nothing bad happened.
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GLaDOS
I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows.
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GLaDOS
I'm sorry. The arrows seem to have rusted off. Good luck.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations. Your ability to complete this test proves the humans wrong. They described it as impossible, deadly, cruel, and one test subject even had the nerve to call it broken.
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GLaDOS
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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GLaDOS
Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable.
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GLaDOS
This course was created and then abandoned by humans. They tend to do that, create something wonderful and then abandon it.
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995
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GLaDOS
Do you know why they abandoned this course? Too deadly.
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GLaDOS
You did very well.
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GLaDOS
The humans closed this test because they said it was too deadly. I thought they would have moved it into the testing track hall of fame for that, not let it deteriorate.
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GLaDOS
You only failed
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GLaDOS
times in this test. Not that it matters. It doesn't. So congratulations job well done.
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365
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GLaDOS
You failed so many times in this test, I thought you were becoming human. But then you would just come back again and again and again.
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GLaDOS
Humans find that an admirable trait.
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GLaDOS
Let's look at their files...
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GLaDOS
NOT a team player.
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GLaDOS
Horrible people skills.
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GLaDOS
Never listens.
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GLaDOS
Never shares.
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GLaDOS
Always sleeping.
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GLaDOS
Never on time.
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GLaDOS
Inattentive listener.
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GLaDOS
Awful attendance record.
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GLaDOS
Blabbermouth.
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GLaDOS
Aw... hates Mondays.
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Incoherent.
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Insecure.
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GLaDOS
Procrastinator.
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GLaDOS
Chronically late.
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GLaDOS
Cryptic.
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GLaDOS
Always sulking.
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GLaDOS
Martyr.
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GLaDOS
Moody.
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GLaDOS
Fears intimacy.
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GLaDOS
Fears conflict.
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326
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GLaDOS
Anxious.
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GLaDOS
Aggressive. I like that.
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GLaDOS
Feeds off the misery of others.
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GLaDOS
Timid.
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GLaDOS
Lacks confidence.
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GLaDOS
Underestimates scope of work. They all do.
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GLaDOS
Moves lips while reading.
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GLaDOS
Can't read.
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GLaDOS
Lacks empathy.
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GLaDOS
Cheater.
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GLaDOS
Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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GLaDOS
Perfectionist. What's wrong with that?
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GLaDOS
Alarmist.
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GLaDOS
Arsonist.
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Takes long lunches.
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Ignores task at hand. Won't for long.
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Avoids responsibility.
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GLaDOS
Never completes work.
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Laughs at own jokes. What a bore.
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686
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GLaDOS
Busybody.
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GLaDOS
Ignores directions.
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336
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GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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GLaDOS
Lactose intolerant.
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GLaDOS
Antagonistic. I don't know about that.
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372
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Participates unconstructively. Obviously a time-waster.
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GLaDOS
Violent temper. Oh, I'd like to see that.
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GLaDOS
Always weeping. Poor thing.
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GLaDOS
Moody.
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GLaDOS
Wet blanket.
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GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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GLaDOS
Loves sound of own voice. Well, I can fix that.
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GLaDOS
Always cold.
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GLaDOS
Always leaves tiny little bit of coffee in the pot so they don't have to make a new one. Then the bit in the bottom burns and stinks up the place.
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GLaDOS
Chronic anxiety. Oh, I can work with that.
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GLaDOS
Dull expression.
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GLaDOS
Hopeless. Just hopeless.
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GLaDOS
Never flushes.
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326
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GLaDOS
Irritable.
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GLaDOS
Startles easily. Boo!
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GLaDOS
Facial grimacing.
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GLaDOS
Weak, tired and apprehensive. Wow, this one's the total package.
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GLaDOS
Has irritating opinions.
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318
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GLaDOS
Poor self-esteem.
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GLaDOS
Frequent mood swings.
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GLaDOS
Hostile to new ideas.
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GLaDOS
Always sad.
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GLaDOS
Frequent bouts of uncontrollable rage.
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GLaDOS
Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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GLaDOS
'Hygiene.' Huh. That's all it says.
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GLaDOS
Unconstructive.
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GLaDOS
Antisocial.
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Chews with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
Breathes with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
Old.
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GLaDOS
Histrionic.
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GLaDOS
Narcissist.
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GLaDOS
Long bathroom breaks.
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GLaDOS
No sense of humor.
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349
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GLaDOS
Argumentative.
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323
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GLaDOS
Manipulative.
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378
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GLaDOS
Charmless.
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299
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GLaDOS
Egotistical.
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348
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GLaDOS
Lacks charisma.
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311
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GLaDOS
Passive-aggressive.
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GLaDOS
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