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I'm actually asking. Because I have no idea. He's not listed anywhere in the employee database.
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GLaDOS
So. Was there anything you wanted to apologize to ME for?
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342
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GLaDOS
Crap!
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Defective Turret
Activated
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2582
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Turret
You could stand to lose a few pounds.
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768
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Core 3
Wait wait wait wait. I know I know I know. Lady wait. Wait. I know. Wait. Space.
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Core 1
Once testing starts, I'm required by protocol to keep interaction with you to a minimum. Luckily, we haven't started testing yet. This will be our only chance to talk.
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428
Who:
GLaDOS
Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen.
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GLaDOS
Stalemate Resolved.
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Who:
Announcer
Don't forget! Thorn! Side!
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613
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Core 2
I AM NOT! A MORON!
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7447
Who:
Wheatley
I found two little robots back here. Built specifically for testin'!
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331
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Wheatley
Wait. Why DID you trundle over here? You're not HUNGRY, are you? It's hard to see, what's that in your hand? Knowing you it's a deep fryer.
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GLaDOS
I'm sure we'll be fine.
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263
Who:
GLaDOS
Always sad.
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525
Who:
GLaDOS
Not you, test subject, you're doing fine.
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1692
Who:
Cave Johnson
Clearly that was blue's fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points.
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293
Who:
GLaDOS
Like the potato!
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182024
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Defective Turret
I am!
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3004
Who:
Caroline
NO.
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1978
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you have a gun? Because I should really have a gun. What is that thing you're holding?
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517
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Core 2
Have you got any ideas?
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259
Who:
Wheatley
Ohhhh, here we go... here it comes...
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391
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Wheatley
Just go.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Anddddd...THERE we go.
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302
Who:
Wheatley
It emphasizes teamwork.
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261
Who:
GLaDOS
A... A... A... A... A... A.
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486
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Wheatley
There you are! I was starting to get worried.
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267
Who:
Wheatley
[laugh trailing off] Actually, why do we have to leave right now?
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Wheatley
What are you...
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268
Who:
Wheatley
Space. Space. Go to space.
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990
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Core 1
It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well.
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313
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GLaDOS
You have trapped yourself. Congratulations. The exit door is now open.
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3561
Who:
Announcer
At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse.
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GLaDOS
Antisocial.
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269
Who:
GLaDOS
No no wait wait waitAGGGHHHH
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Who:
Defective Turret
Goodnight
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Turret
Either way, I get the impression he's trying to kill us.
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389
Who:
GLaDOS
Ohhh, not now!
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484
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Defective Turret
Just--do the test! Just do the test.
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Wheatley
Go on. Get a goooood lonnnnng look.
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392
Who:
GLaDOS
Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that.
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278
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GLaDOS
I think that one was about to say 'I love you.' They ARE sentient, of course. We just have a LOT of them.
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GLaDOS
Good morning. You have been in suspension for nine nine nine... nine nine ni- This courtesy call is to inform you that all test subjects should immediately vacate [FADES OUT]
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Announcer
Good. Now please return to your bed.
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Announcer
You look great, by the way. Very healthy.
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1523
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GLaDOS
Finally! I had almost given up hope of ever testing again.
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394
Who:
GLaDOS
The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere.
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1162
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Core 3
Don't press the button!
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698
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Wheatley
I probably wouldn't have let things get this far, but you go ahead and do things your way.
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Core 2
Are you OK?
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270
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Wheatley
Hey! Oi oi! I'm up here!
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403
Who:
Wheatley
Now I spy something that starts with an 'a'.
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311
Who:
Wheatley
Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.
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258
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GLaDOS
What's happening on your side, anything?
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261
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Wheatley
Good!
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Announcer
I'm gonna make you proud!
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644
Who:
Defective Turret
Owww!
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Turret
Good news: that is NOT a docking station. So there's one mystery solved. I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall. Could get a bit technical! Hold on!
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Wheatley
Come on, sweetie! He's got a glass jaw! He's got a glass everything! This guy's a china cabinet!
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625
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Core 2
Ha ha! Gotcha right where I want ya!
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628
Who:
Defective Turret
Hey, buddy!
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677
Who:
Wheatley
*cough cough* Pressthebutton.
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Who:
Wheatley
Come on! Come on!
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260
Who:
Wheatley
Oh thank god. You saved my bacon, pal. Where we going? Is this a jailbreak? I can't see a thing.
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6628
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Defective Turret
Hibernating
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844
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Turret
Hey.
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Core 1
Huh. That was easy.
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288
Who:
Wheatley
That's it, no, that's it! Yeah.
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293
Who:
Wheatley
There we go. I wanted to talk to you for a moment, if I may.
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282
Who:
Wheatley
Nobody cares, four eyes.
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Who:
Core 2
Ow.
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491
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Wheatley
But why don't we all just agree to call it the hub?
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Who:
GLaDOS
These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork, and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other's performance so far.
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GLaDOS
Aggh! I'm going the wrong way!
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292
Who:
Wheatley
This is the main breaker room.
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296
Who:
Wheatley
Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god.
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Who:
Core 3
Turret redemption lines are not rides, please exit the turret redemption line.
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Who:
Announcer
Welcome to the enrichment center. [cough]
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Who:
Cave Johnson
Noooooo!
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1927
Who:
Turret
Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.
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957
Who:
Core 3
I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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284
Who:
GLaDOS
These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other’s performance so far.
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407
Who:
GLaDOS
Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track.
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274
Who:
GLaDOS
We're in space!
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Wheatley
Here's an interesting story. I almost got a job down here in Manufacturing. Guess who the foreman went with? Only an exact duplicate of himself. Nepotism. Ended up giving me the WORST job, tending to all the smelly humans.
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Wheatley
Yes, do do it!
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325
Who:
Wheatley
For the sake of this test, I will pretend to be your partner.
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325
Who:
GLaDOS
This final course is training to reach the human vault. So this actually has a purpose. Those other courses were fun, but let's be honest, I need human test subjects for it to be science.
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Who:
GLaDOS
NOT a team player.
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472
Who:
GLaDOS
Undermines others.
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332
Who:
GLaDOS
Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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270
Who:
Wheatley
Please avoid alerting active turrets or being shot by active turrets.
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852
Who:
Announcer
You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which vaporizes most Aperture Science equipment that touches it.
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871
Who:
Announcer
Do not press that button!
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514
Who:
Wheatley
Okay, I'm gonna lay my cards on the table: I don't wanna do it. I don't want to go in there. Don't... Don't go in there - She's off. She's off! Panic over! She's off. All fine! On we go.
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Who:
Wheatley
Reactor explosion in four minutes.
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Who:
Announcer
Okay, you didn't have time to stop, I understand, but that WAS actually important.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Die!
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Defective Turret
*cough* PRESS THE BUTTON.
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Who:
Wheatley
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