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Okay, down those stairs, please?
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Okay, down these stairs.
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This is the main breaker room. Look for a switch that says ESCAPE POD. Alright? Don't touch ANYTHING else.
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Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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There we go. Lights on.
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This is the main breaker room.
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Not interested in anything else. Don't TOUCH anything else. Don't even LOOK at anything else, just--well, obviously you've got to look at everything else to find ESCAPE POD, but as soon as you've looked at something and it doesn't say ESCAPE POD, look at something else, look at the next thing. Alright? But don't touch anything else or look at any--well, look at other things, but don't... you understand.
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Can you see it anywhere? I can't see it anywhere. Uh. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
'Let there be light.' That's, uh... God. I was quoting God.
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Look for a switch that says ESCAPE POD. Alright? Don't touch ANYTHING else.
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OW.
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OW...
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I. Am. Not. Dead! I'm not dead! [laughter]
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I can't move, though. That's the problem now.
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Yes, do do it!
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Wheatley
Do it!
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Wheatley
Don't listen to her, do it.
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Wheatley
No, you should plug that little idiot into the mainframe!
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Wheatley
Dare it. Dare to dream. Shoot for the stars.
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Hello!
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Leave me in! Leave me in! Go press it!
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Wheatley
I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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Wheatley
Plug me in, plug me in!
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Wheatley
I want to be plugged in, please!
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Wheatley
Ohhhh, we're so close, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Wheatley
Oh, that port looks comfy. Why don't you put me on it, please.
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Wheatley
Yes!
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Ohhhhhh, yes she is.
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Okay. Here's a good idea. You should definitely press that button.
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Wheatley
[whispered] ...I think she's lying...
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Don't listen to her! It IS true that you don't have the qualifications. But you've got something more important than that. A finger, with which to press that button, so that she won't kill us.
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First thing I noticed about you: 'Now there's a lady who could resolve any button-based disputes,' I thought. A diamond in the rough, if you will--a a bloody natural. A born dispute resolution advisor in need of a button.
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Have I ever told you the qualities I love most in you? In order: Number one: resolving things, love the ways you resolve things. Particularly disputes. Number one, tied: Button-pushing. Two things I love about you: Button pushing and the ability to resolve things. Chiefly disputes.
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Sorry to interject again, but if you do NOT push the button the deadly neurotoxin emitters will come back online, at which point she will most likely fill you to brimming with neurotoxin. Not trying to rush you. Just throwing that out for leisurely digestion in your own time.
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Okay... that's probably correct. But where it is incorrect is while I've been stalling you WE JUST PRESSED THE BUTTON! USE THE MOMENT OF CONFUSION I'VE JUST CREATED TO PRESS THE BUTTON!
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Oh! That's ME they're talking about!
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Wheatley
Are you just saying that, or is it really going to hurt? You're just saying that aren't you? No, you're not. It is going to hurt, isn't it?
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Here I go!
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Wait, what if this hurts? What if it REALLY hurts? Ohhh, I didn't think of that.
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So. If you've got any reservations whatsoever about this plan, now would be the time to voice them.
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Riggght now.
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In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open.
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Wheatley
If you want to just call it quits, we could just sit here. Forever. That's an option. Option A: Sit here. Do nothing. Option B: Go through there, and if she's alive, she'll almost certainly kill us.
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Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now.
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In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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And she will probably kill us if, um, she's awake.
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Ohh. You're gonna laugh at this. You know how I said there was absolutely no way to get here without going through her lair and her potentially killing us? Could have gone through here. [laughs] My fault. Bit of luck for us that she wasn't switched on.
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This is AMAZING! We can walk wherever we want! Look, just... go left! No, go right, go right! Don't even care, don't even care, just go where ever you want, couldn't care less.
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Look at this! No rail to tell us where to go! OH, this is brilliant. We can go where ever we want! Hold on, though, where are we going? Seriously. Hang on, let me just get my bearings. Hm. Just follow the rail, actually.
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HA! I knew someone was alive in here.
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AH! Oh. My. God. You look terribl-- ummm... good. Looking good, actually.
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Are you okay? Are you - Don't answer that. I'm absolutely sure you're fine. There's plenty of time for you to recover. Just take it slow.
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Stay calm! 'Prepare' - that's all they're saying. 'Prepare.' It's all fine. Alright? Don't move. I'm gonna get us out of here.
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But don't be alarmed, alright? Although, if you do feel alarm, try to hold onto that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage.
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Do you understand what I'm saying? At all? Does any of this make any sense? Just tell me, 'Yes'.
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Hey, buddy!
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I know I'm early, but we have to go right NOW!
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I'm speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hearing...
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Walk casually toward my position and we'll go shut her down.
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Run!
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Come on come on come on!
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Oh God! Oh, don't need to do that anymore. The jig is up, RUN!
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Run! I don't need to do the voice. RUN!
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Come on! Come on!
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Wheatley
Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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Run, for goodness sake!
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Go! Go go go!
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Whoa! Hey! Don't fall!
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Hold on. Run back the other way! I'll turn the bridges back on!
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RUN! Come on! I'm closing the doors!
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We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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You have to get to the catwalk behind me!
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Stay casual when I tell you this: I think I smell neurotoxin.
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Turrets!
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Wheatley
Hey! How's it going? Here I am again!
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I talked my way onto the nanobot work crew rebuilding this shaft. They're REALLY small, so they have very tiny little brains. But there're a billion of 'em, so it's only a matter of time until ONE of them notices I'm the size of a planet.
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Anyway, we're really close to busting out. Just hang in there for - OW!
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Hey! How's it going! I talked my way onto the nanobot work crew rebuilding this shaft. They are REALLY small, so -ah - I KNOW, Jerry. No, I'm on BREAK, mate. On a break.
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I KNOW, Jerry. No, I'm on BREAK, mate. On a break.
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Wheatley
OW!
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[to JERRY] See you in court, mate. [to player] Anyway, look, just hang in there for five more chambers.
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Just hang in there for five more - What? Jerry, you can't fire me for that! Yes, JERRY -- OR, maybe your prejudiced worksite should have accommodated a nanobot of my size. Thanks for the hate crime, Jer!
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Anyway, look, we're really close to busting out, just hang in there for five more chambers.
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Most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now you've been under for... quite a lot longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage.
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But don't be alarmed, alright? Because ah... well, actually, if you DO feel alarmed, hold onto that. Because the feeling of alarm is the proper reaction to being told you've got massive brain damage. So if you are alarmed, then it suggests the damage is not as serious as we thought. Although it probably is really serious.
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Wheatley
Do you understand what I'm saying? Just tell me 'Yes'.
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Okay. What you're doing there is jumping. You just... you just jumped. But nevermind. Say 'Apple'. 'Aaaapple.'
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Simple word. 'Apple'.
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Just say 'Apple'. Classic. Very simple.
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Ay. Double Pee-Ell-Ee.
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Just say 'Apple'. Easy word, isn't it? 'Apple'.
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Wheatley
How would you use it in a sentence? 'Mmm, this apple's crunchy,' you might say. And I'm not even asking you for the whole sentence. Just the word 'Apple'.
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Okay, you know what? That's close enough. Just hold tight.
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YES! I KNEW someone was alive in here!
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AGH! You look TERRIB--you look good. Looking good, actually. If I'm honest.
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That's the spirit!
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Good luck!
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Hello? Anyone in there?
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