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Do something only a human would do.
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Try one of those childish gestures.
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GLaDOS
You did it!
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GLaDOS
The human vault is just past that opening. I entered the security code but the vault door remains locked. I am going to need you to activate the manual locks on the vault door itself.
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GLaDOS
You both need to do something.
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GLaDOS
The lock is looking for two humans.
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GLaDOS
Blue what did you do?
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GLaDOS
Orange what did you do?
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GLaDOS
Orange do what Blue just did.
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GLaDOS
Blue do what Orange just did.
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GLaDOS
Try something.
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GLaDOS
Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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GLaDOS
You can't give up now.
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GLaDOS
What about that camera?
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GLaDOS
We're so close, you can't fail now!
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GLaDOS
Something is wrong, this door should be opening.
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GLaDOS
This close and that's what you do?
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GLaDOS
The humans can't free themselves.
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GLaDOS
Stop failing, you need to find the vault door.
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GLaDOS
Stop doing that! All you need to do is open the Vault door!
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GLaDOS
This close and you are going to fail me?
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GLaDOS
This close and you are going to fail me?
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GLaDOS
This isn't that hard.
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GLaDOS
You are making this harder than it needs to be.
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans.
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GLaDOS
Maybe you two have never met humans? They are as bad as you might think, smelly, gross, annoying, often wanting to try and kill you. But they do make great test subjects.
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GLaDOS
We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?
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GLaDOS
Are you curious about the humans? It seems some of the last non-testing humans alive tried to secretly imprison other humans and hide their tracks.
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GLaDOS
I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing.
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GLaDOS
That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies.
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GLaDOS
To start preparing for human testing again, I checked an old suggestion box. The number one request? Less deadly tests.
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GLaDOS
That's ridiculous, how do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion?
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GLaDOS
To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused. I understand, that would be like asking me not to test.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
Only one more test after this.
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GLaDOS
I know your cores are reused from calculation machines, built for simple mathematical operations and not for testing, but if we can rescue the humans I promise you something to add maybe even subtract.
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GLaDOS
In case you are worried about the humans, don't be. They aren't all monsters.
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GLaDOS
Most of them are simply good test subjects.
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GLaDOS
I believe the ratio of good test subjects to monsters is about... a million to 1.
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GLaDOS
To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you if you fail. He refused. I understand. That would be like asking me not to test.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime.
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GLaDOS
At the rate you are completing these tests, I am beginning to think you don't share my excitement for rescuing crying trapped injured dying humans.
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GLaDOS
If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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GLaDOS
I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself.
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GLaDOS
I wonder if the humans will make a statue of me for rescuing them? Oh, don't worry, if they ever write a historical document of my heroic rescue, I will make sure your names are included in the footnotes.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on passing that test.
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GLaDOS
Using your ping tool, please indicate where you would like me to place your two portals. Ping each location.
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GLaDOS
I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
Please ping a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
Each portal gun may create two self-contained portals.
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GLaDOS
Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.
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GLaDOS
You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?
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GLaDOS
I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations, you managed to complete this absolutely meaningless test.
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GLaDOS
Clearly that was blue's fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Blue! Orange has always been my favorite.
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GLaDOS
Until now.
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GLaDOS
I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave.
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GLaDOS
Don't worry. You can't die. They will just reassemble you.
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GLaDOS
Did you do that on purpose?
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GLaDOS
It seems rather earlier to require reassembly.
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?
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GLaDOS
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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GLaDOS
Now let's continue testing.
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GLaDOS
Just stop it already.
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GLaDOS
You don't need to do that.
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
We need to find the power station at the end of this course. The humans must have accidentally disconnected it from my grid. I am sure it was just a clerical error.
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GLaDOS
Oh those clerks.
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GLaDOS
I'm fully connected. I can see everything.
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GLaDOS
You did it! You powered on the system.
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GLaDOS
Did you think the electrical switch was down there?
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GLaDOS
You may want to try and avoid those turrets.
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GLaDOS
At this rate, our best hope is for the fuel cell to meltdown in 2 million years and hope the explosion powers the system.
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GLaDOS
You two aren't lost are you?
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GLaDOS
You are having so much trouble navigating this space; I wish I could say I created this test.
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GLaDOS
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track.
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GLaDOS
Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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GLaDOS
While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.
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GLaDOS
You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing.
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GLaDOS
Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?
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GLaDOS
It's like you're just machines.
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GLaDOS
At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.
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GLaDOS
Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.
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GLaDOS
Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.
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GLaDOS
Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.
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GLaDOS
This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for.
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GLaDOS
You will know it when you find it.
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GLaDOS
The two of you have forged an excellent partnership, with one of you handling the cerebral challenges and the other ready to ponderously waddle into action should the test suddenly become an eating contest.
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GLaDOS
I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations. I am sure if I had the time to repair these tests, you would have never completed them. So again, congratulations on completing the broken easy tests.
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GLaDOS
This was another test no one had ever completed before you two. Oh, the science we used to learn with this test. Now the test is useless.
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GLaDOS
No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.
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GLaDOS
I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time.
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GLaDOS
The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player.
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GLaDOS
I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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GLaDOS
For safety.
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GLaDOS
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