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I'm not defective!
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I did everything you asked!
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Target acquired.
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I'm different...
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Thanks anyway...
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Take me with you...
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Good shot!
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I need backup!
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You have excellent aim!
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These things happen.
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That was nobody’s fault.
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She’s probably okay.
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Target aquired.
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