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Hello.
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Yeah, how ya doin'.
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Pleased to meetcha.
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Who said that?
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I'm gonna make you proud!
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I'm not defective!
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I'm not defective!
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Why?
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I did everything you asked!
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Target acquired.
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But I need to protect the humans!
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Goodbye!
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Failure...
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Um, hello?
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Hello?
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I'm different...
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Thanks anyway...
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Take me with you...
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Good shot!
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Well done!
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I need backup!
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You have excellent aim!
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These things happen.
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That was nobody’s fault.
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She was provoking you.
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She probably deserved it.
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I saw it. It was an accident.
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She’s probably okay.
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Target aquired.
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Dispensing product
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