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You will never go into space.
Listens:
1072
Who:
Core 3
Go press the button! Go press it!
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1070
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey lady. Lady.
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1067
Who:
Core 1
What's a guy gotta do to get some bullets around here?
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1067
Who:
Defective Turret
Hello again, did you know these are the only set of tests available to you... you are going to need to select them again.
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1066
Who:
GLaDOS
Space. Space. Gonna go to space.
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1065
Who:
Core 1
Yes. Please. Space.
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1065
Who:
Core 1
I don't want to drive a wedge between the two of you, but I've been studying Blue's performance, and I don't know how to put this... I'm certain you're trying very hard.
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1065
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh! Yes. Well done.
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1065
Who:
Wheatley
Really? Okay.
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1063
Who:
GLaDOS
Which involves deadly lasers and how test subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers.
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1061
Who:
GLaDOS
Your business is appreciated
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1059
Who:
Turret
One: No portal surfaces.
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1057
Who:
Wheatley
Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor.
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1056
Who:
Cave Johnson
Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't.
Listens:
1056
Who:
Core 3
I love space. Love space.
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1052
Who:
Core 1
Yes, I see you waving.
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1052
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey.
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1050
Who:
Core 1
Are we in space?
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1050
Who:
Core 1
'Lair' - heh, weird isn't it? First time I've said it out loud. Sounds a bit ridiculous, really. But I can assure you it is one. A proper lair. Deadly lair.
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1050
Who:
Wheatley
Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is unsupervised.
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1049
Who:
Announcer
Space.
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1048
Who:
Core 1
I love space.
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1047
Who:
Core 1
Love space. Need to go to space.
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1045
Who:
Core 1
He will most likely kill you, violently.
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1045
Who:
Core 3
Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.
Listens:
1045
Who:
Core 3
Space.
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1044
Who:
Core 1
[out of breath] Okay. That's probably the bird, isn't it? That laid the eggs! Livid!
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1044
Who:
Wheatley
Let's go - let's go to space. Let's go to space.
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1043
Who:
Core 1
Oh! Oh oh! Yes. Alright. Just had a brainwave. I'll be back. If you're still alive. I'll be back. Don't die until I get back.
Listens:
1043
Who:
Wheatley
As an impartial collaboration facilitator, it would be unfair of me to name my favorite member of your team. However, it’s perfectly fair to hint at it in a way that my least favorite member probably isn't smart enough to understand. Rhymeswithglue. Orange you are doing very well.
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1042
Who:
GLaDOS
I made it all up.
Listens:
1042
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center will now provide a list of numbers and fruits. Write them down as they will become important later in the experiment. Not the fruits, though. Seven. Avocado. Forty. Please continue into the next test chamber.
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1040
Who:
GLaDOS
Space space wanna go to space
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1034
Who:
Core 1
Going to space.
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1034
Who:
Core 1
Wanna go to space.
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1034
Who:
Core 1
I thought we fixed that.
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1034
Who:
Defective Turret
We're not gonna release this stuff into the wild until it's good and damn ready, so as long as you keep yourself in top physical form, there'll always be a limo waiting for you.
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1029
Who:
Cave Johnson
Space wanna go wanna go to space wanna go to space
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1029
Who:
Core 1
Please go to space.
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1028
Who:
Core 1
'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head.
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1027
Who:
Core 2
Blah.
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1027
Who:
GLaDOS
Wanna go to -- wanna go to space
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1026
Who:
Core 1
Hey.
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1026
Who:
Core 1
While I was out investigating, I found a fascinating new test element. It's never been used for human testing because, apparently, contact with it causes heart failure. The literature doesn't mention anything about lump-of-coal failure, though, so you should be fine.
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1026
Who:
GLaDOS
For that Blue is penalized fifty science collaboration points.
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1025
Who:
GLaDOS
Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea.
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1025
Who:
GLaDOS
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going. Going to space.
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1022
Who:
Core 1
Rats cannot throw up.
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1022
Who:
Core 3
The testing area's just up ahead. The quicker you get through, the quicker you'll get your sixty bucks.
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1021
Who:
Cave Johnson
Luckily I'm a bigger person than that. I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we've got a lot to do, and only sixty more years to do it. More or less. I don't have the actuarial tables in front of me.
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1020
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't forget!
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1020
Who:
Turret
Ow!
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1020
Who:
Turret
Oh well. We have warehouses FULL of the things. Absolutely worthless. I'm happy to get rid of them.
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1019
Who:
GLaDOS
Your test assignment will vary, depending on the manner in which you have bent the world to your will.
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1018
Who:
Cave Johnson
If you had any belongings, please pick them up now. We don't want old newspapers and sticks cluttering up the building.
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1017
Who:
Cave Johnson
Ohhh! Are you having a laugh?
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1016
Who:
Wheatley
Put me in the game, coach!
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1015
Who:
Defective Turret
clickclickclick
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1013
Who:
Defective Turret
Hello!
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1011
Who:
Wheatley
Gonna be in space.
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1006
Who:
Core 1
Space.
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1006
Who:
Core 1
You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which vaporizes most Aperture Science equipment that touches it.
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1005
Who:
Announcer
I'm going to space.
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1005
Who:
Core 1
Owwww!
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1004
Who:
Turret
Wanna go to space. Space.
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1003
Who:
Core 1
Three: Bomb-proof shields for me. Leading directly into number Four: Bombs. For throwing at you.
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1003
Who:
Wheatley
Oh, remember the time I took over the facility? Greatest moment of my life, but you just wanted to leave. Didn't want to share in my success. Well, so you know, I'd be happy for you if you succeeded. Apart from right now, obviously.
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1003
Who:
Wheatley
I'm not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one. And that's with some generous rounding.
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999
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, DON'T PANIC! I can still stop it, not a problem. There's a password! I'll just hack it. Here we go.
Listens:
999
Who:
Wheatley
Nice catch, Orange.
Listens:
995
Who:
GLaDOS
This course was created and then abandoned by humans. They tend to do that, create something wonderful and then abandon it.
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995
Who:
GLaDOS
Horrible people skills.
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994
Who:
GLaDOS
Two: Start the neurotoxin immediately.
Listens:
993
Who:
Wheatley
Oh, this is ridiculous!
Listens:
993
Who:
Defective Turret
Back again!
Listens:
992
Who:
Defective Turret
Here, let me put on some adventure music.
Listens:
991
Who:
Core 2
This is a sterile environment; please refrain from riding on the turret line.
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990
Who:
Announcer
Anyway. Just finished the last one. The hardest one. Machiavelli. Do not know what all the fuss was about. Understood it perfectly. Have you read that one?
Listens:
987
Who:
Wheatley
Ah for Pete's sake!
Listens:
987
Who:
Defective Turret
Put me down!
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985
Who:
Turret
They're not even your screens to break. It's vandalism. It's pure vandalism. You wouldn't do this if this was your house, would you? If I came around to your house smashin' your telly to bits, you'd be furious. And rightly so. Unbelievable.
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984
Who:
Wheatley
Defective Turret testing active.
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983
Who:
Announcer
Don't press it! COME BACK!
Listens:
983
Who:
Wheatley
ONE Catchmecatchmecatchmecatchmecatchme
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982
Who:
Wheatley
Hold on. Those are raccoons. Homo sapiens only, please.
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981
Who:
GLaDOS
Ah. I tell ya. Humans. Love 'em. Just... The way they look is great. And their... folklore. Wonderful isn't it? Very colorful...
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981
Who:
Wheatley
I’m scared!
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981
Who:
Turret
Please do not engage with turrets heading towards redemption.
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980
Who:
Announcer
Hey! Squeaky-voice! How'd I do?
Listens:
980
Who:
Defective Turret
I talked my way onto the nanobot work crew rebuilding this shaft. They're REALLY small, so they have very tiny little brains. But there're a billion of 'em, so it's only a matter of time until ONE of them notices I'm the size of a planet.
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979
Who:
Wheatley
Owww!
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978
Who:
Turret
Please avoid alerting active turrets or being shot by active turrets.
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977
Who:
Announcer
Uhoh
Listens:
977
Who:
Turret
Thank you for completing the testing courses. If you enjoyed your experience, you may now re-enter the testing course of your choice.
Listens:
976
Who:
Announcer
Good. You made it to one of the human habitats. We're looking for an artifact. Think of it as an archeological dig.
Listens:
976
Who:
GLaDOS
Take me with you...
Listens:
975
Who:
Turret
The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way.
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973
Who:
Core 3
What? No, you pressed that bAGGGHHHHHH
Listens:
973
Who:
Wheatley
Hey
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971
Who:
Turret
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