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Oh boy.
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1083
Who:
Core 1
Hey.
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1083
Who:
Core 1
You will never go into space.
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1082
Who:
Core 3
Hello again, did you know these are the only set of tests available to you... you are going to need to select them again.
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1082
Who:
GLaDOS
Which involves deadly lasers and how test subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers.
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1082
Who:
GLaDOS
I don't want to drive a wedge between the two of you, but I've been studying Blue's performance, and I don't know how to put this... I'm certain you're trying very hard.
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1079
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh! Yes. Well done.
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1079
Who:
Wheatley
What's a guy gotta do to get some bullets around here?
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1073
Who:
Defective Turret
Your business is appreciated
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1073
Who:
Turret
Yes. Please. Space.
Listens:
1072
Who:
Core 1
Hey lady. Lady.
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1070
Who:
Core 1
Really? Okay.
Listens:
1069
Who:
GLaDOS
Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor.
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1068
Who:
Cave Johnson
Space. Space. Gonna go to space.
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1068
Who:
Core 1
'Lair' - heh, weird isn't it? First time I've said it out loud. Sounds a bit ridiculous, really. But I can assure you it is one. A proper lair. Deadly lair.
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1065
Who:
Wheatley
One: No portal surfaces.
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1065
Who:
Wheatley
[out of breath] Okay. That's probably the bird, isn't it? That laid the eggs! Livid!
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1063
Who:
Wheatley
Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't.
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1062
Who:
Core 3
I love space. Love space.
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1059
Who:
Core 1
Yes, I see you waving.
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1059
Who:
GLaDOS
Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is unsupervised.
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1058
Who:
Announcer
Hey.
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1058
Who:
Core 1
I love space.
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1055
Who:
Core 1
Oh! Oh oh! Yes. Alright. Just had a brainwave. I'll be back. If you're still alive. I'll be back. Don't die until I get back.
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1055
Who:
Wheatley
Are we in space?
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1054
Who:
Core 1
I made it all up.
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1054
Who:
GLaDOS
Space.
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1052
Who:
Core 1
I thought we fixed that.
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1052
Who:
Defective Turret
Space.
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1050
Who:
Core 1
The Enrichment Center will now provide a list of numbers and fruits. Write them down as they will become important later in the experiment. Not the fruits, though. Seven. Avocado. Forty. Please continue into the next test chamber.
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1049
Who:
GLaDOS
Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.
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1048
Who:
Core 3
He will most likely kill you, violently.
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1047
Who:
Core 3
Going to space.
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1046
Who:
Core 1
Love space. Need to go to space.
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1046
Who:
Core 1
As an impartial collaboration facilitator, it would be unfair of me to name my favorite member of your team. However, it’s perfectly fair to hint at it in a way that my least favorite member probably isn't smart enough to understand. Rhymeswithglue. Orange you are doing very well.
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1046
Who:
GLaDOS
'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head.
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1045
Who:
Core 2
For that Blue is penalized fifty science collaboration points.
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1045
Who:
GLaDOS
Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea.
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1041
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh well. We have warehouses FULL of the things. Absolutely worthless. I'm happy to get rid of them.
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1041
Who:
GLaDOS
Wanna go to space.
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1040
Who:
Core 1
I’m scared!
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1040
Who:
Turret
Blah.
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1038
Who:
GLaDOS
Space space wanna go to space
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1037
Who:
Core 1
We're not gonna release this stuff into the wild until it's good and damn ready, so as long as you keep yourself in top physical form, there'll always be a limo waiting for you.
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1036
Who:
Cave Johnson
Rats cannot throw up.
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1035
Who:
Core 3
Please go to space.
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1034
Who:
Core 1
Luckily I'm a bigger person than that. I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we've got a lot to do, and only sixty more years to do it. More or less. I don't have the actuarial tables in front of me.
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1033
Who:
GLaDOS
While I was out investigating, I found a fascinating new test element. It's never been used for human testing because, apparently, contact with it causes heart failure. The literature doesn't mention anything about lump-of-coal failure, though, so you should be fine.
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1033
Who:
GLaDOS
Wanna go to -- wanna go to space
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1032
Who:
Core 1
Space wanna go wanna go to space wanna go to space
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1032
Who:
Core 1
Hey.
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1031
Who:
Core 1
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going. Going to space.
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1031
Who:
Core 1
The testing area's just up ahead. The quicker you get through, the quicker you'll get your sixty bucks.
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1028
Who:
Cave Johnson
Don't forget!
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1028
Who:
Turret
Put me in the game, coach!
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1028
Who:
Defective Turret
Ohhh! Are you having a laugh?
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1027
Who:
Wheatley
Your test assignment will vary, depending on the manner in which you have bent the world to your will.
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1026
Who:
Cave Johnson
If you had any belongings, please pick them up now. We don't want old newspapers and sticks cluttering up the building.
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1024
Who:
Cave Johnson
Ow!
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1021
Who:
Turret
Hello!
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1020
Who:
Wheatley
Gonna be in space.
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1019
Who:
Core 1
Ah. I tell ya. Humans. Love 'em. Just... The way they look is great. And their... folklore. Wonderful isn't it? Very colorful...
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1019
Who:
Wheatley
You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which vaporizes most Aperture Science equipment that touches it.
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1017
Who:
Announcer
clickclickclick
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1016
Who:
Defective Turret
Space.
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1015
Who:
Core 1
Three: Bomb-proof shields for me. Leading directly into number Four: Bombs. For throwing at you.
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1015
Who:
Wheatley
I'm going to space.
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1013
Who:
Core 1
I'm not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one. And that's with some generous rounding.
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1011
Who:
GLaDOS
Owwww!
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1011
Who:
Turret
Oh, remember the time I took over the facility? Greatest moment of my life, but you just wanted to leave. Didn't want to share in my success. Well, so you know, I'd be happy for you if you succeeded. Apart from right now, obviously.
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1010
Who:
Wheatley
Wanna go to space. Space.
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1009
Who:
Core 1
This is a sterile environment; please refrain from riding on the turret line.
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1006
Who:
Announcer
Nice catch, Orange.
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1003
Who:
GLaDOS
The two of you have forged an excellent partnership, with one of you handling the cerebral challenges and the other ready to ponderously waddle into action should the test suddenly become an eating contest.
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1003
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, DON'T PANIC! I can still stop it, not a problem. There's a password! I'll just hack it. Here we go.
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1003
Who:
Wheatley
Hey! Squeaky-voice! How'd I do?
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1003
Who:
Defective Turret
Horrible people skills.
Listens:
1002
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, this is ridiculous!
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1001
Who:
Defective Turret
Here, let me put on some adventure music.
Listens:
1000
Who:
Core 2
This course was created and then abandoned by humans. They tend to do that, create something wonderful and then abandon it.
Listens:
1000
Who:
GLaDOS
Back again!
Listens:
1000
Who:
Defective Turret
Thank you for completing the testing courses. If you enjoyed your experience, you may now re-enter the testing course of your choice.
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999
Who:
Announcer
Two: Start the neurotoxin immediately.
Listens:
999
Who:
Wheatley
They're not even your screens to break. It's vandalism. It's pure vandalism. You wouldn't do this if this was your house, would you? If I came around to your house smashin' your telly to bits, you'd be furious. And rightly so. Unbelievable.
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996
Who:
Wheatley
Anyway. Just finished the last one. The hardest one. Machiavelli. Do not know what all the fuss was about. Understood it perfectly. Have you read that one?
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994
Who:
Wheatley
Ah for Pete's sake!
Listens:
994
Who:
Defective Turret
Defective Turret testing active.
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993
Who:
Announcer
Put me down!
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992
Who:
Turret
Hello.
Listens:
990
Who:
Wheatley
Don't press it! COME BACK!
Listens:
990
Who:
Wheatley
Hold on. Those are raccoons. Homo sapiens only, please.
Listens:
989
Who:
GLaDOS
ONE Catchmecatchmecatchmecatchmecatchme
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988
Who:
Wheatley
Please avoid alerting active turrets or being shot by active turrets.
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986
Who:
Announcer
I talked my way onto the nanobot work crew rebuilding this shaft. They're REALLY small, so they have very tiny little brains. But there're a billion of 'em, so it's only a matter of time until ONE of them notices I'm the size of a planet.
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986
Who:
Wheatley
Please do not engage with turrets heading towards redemption.
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984
Who:
Announcer
What? No, you pressed that bAGGGHHHHHH
Listens:
984
Who:
Wheatley
'Skeletons.' Right, I guess I DID stockpile some tests.
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983
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey
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983
Who:
Turret
The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way.
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982
Who:
Core 3
Take me with you...
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982
Who:
Turret
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