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Undermines others.
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Hairless. Hm.
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Emotional problems.
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Problems with authority.
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Has episodes. I'd like to know more about that.
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GLaDOS
Abrasive personality.
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GLaDOS
Well, enough about that first person's file. Let's look at some others.
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GLaDOS
Just stop it already.
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GLaDOS
And that makes 10.
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You really don't need to keep failing.
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If at first you don't succeed, fail 5 more times.
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If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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GLaDOS
Yay, Orange is back. Testing can continue.
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GLaDOS
Yay, Blue is back. Testing can continue.
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GLaDOS
Are you testing me?
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GLaDOS
Did you know, the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling?
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GLaDOS
Did you think that would be funny?
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GLaDOS
How can you fail at this? It isn't even a test.
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GLaDOS
I hope that was some kind of joke.
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GLaDOS
I honestly never thought we would need to track how many times died in the hub.
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And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal.
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That worked just like you said it would, Blue.
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Orange, your plan is working perfectly.
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Blue, why did you do that to Orange?
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GLaDOS
Was that necessary?
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GLaDOS
Welcome back to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. [laughs]
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Welcome back to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center.
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Welcome back, testing is available.
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GLaDOS
Welcome back quitters, maybe you can find another course for you to fail.
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GLaDOS
Welcome back to the hub, did you fail at selecting the correct course?
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Was that course too difficult?
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Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
Hello again, did you know these are the only set of tests available to you... you are going to need to select them again.
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If at first you don't succeed, quit and try another course.
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Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?
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Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork.
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The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either.
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Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects?
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If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge.
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The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that.
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Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you.
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That's horrible.
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GLaDOS
I can only imagine.
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What a horrible little machine.
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Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you.
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Orange did what? Are you sure?
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Thank you, that was very brave of you to tell me.
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Blue, how well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange? What if I told you, you aren't Orange's first cooperative partner?
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Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you.
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I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you.
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Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human.
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We all agree you should stop.
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Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.
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Blue, I agree. I never noticed that about Orange before.
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Blue, Orange and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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I have to agree. Orange is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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There you are, reassembled again.
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With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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How is this even science, without the possibility of death?
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How is this even science, without the consequence of death?
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Without the consequence of death, is this even science?
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I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together.
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Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?
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If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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Orange, do you feel betrayed by Blue for telling me those horrible things about you?
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GLaDOS
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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Credit where credit's due: you're both doing a great job of disappointing me.
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GLaDOS
I just hate Blue a little more.
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GLaDOS
I've been doing some reading. Did you know that the word orange is derived from the same Latin root as the word traitor?
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GLaDOS
Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms.
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Blue, please disregard the following statement: Orange, you have been a shining light in an otherwise ungodly morass of incompetence.
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I would prefer to speak to one of you in private but since that is not an option here, I will speak in code that only one of you will understand. Blue: Orange is plotting to destroy you.
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You were right, Orange. Blue was dumb enough to fall for your trap.
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Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.
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I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.
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Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.
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Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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Yes, I know you did that, Blue. Don't look so proud.
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Blue, being the last one standing is not the goal.
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Come on. You were raised better than that.
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Even humans, as stupid as they are, would say you look stupid when you do that.
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GLaDOS
You're doing a great job of disappointing me.
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GLaDOS
Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.
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GLaDOS
Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?
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DANCING is NOT SCIENCE!
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Begin juggling test in three. Two. One.
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That extra half volt helps but it isn't going to power miracles. If I think too hard, I'm going to fry this potato before we get a chance to burn up in the atomic fireball that little idiot is going- [bzzpt]
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