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I'll meet you on the other side!
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You're okay! Great! Come on!
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of there!
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Wheatley
Can you get out?
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Wheatley
Try to make your way back out here!
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Wheatley
I heard gunfire! A bit late for this, but look out for gunfire! Probably doesn't help at this point, but I have at least tried.
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Wheatley
Just turn around.
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Wheatley
Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
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Wheatley
Turn around. I'll only be a second. If you don't mind.
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Wheatley
Would you mind putting your back towards me? So I can see only your back. And not your face.
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Wheatley
Could you turn around? Is that possible?
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Wheatley
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT BUTTON - oh, the door's open! Well done. Let's see what's inside.
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Wheatley
Do you smell neurotoxin?
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Wheatley
Hold on! The neurotoxin levels are going down.
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Wheatley
So whatever you're doing, keep doing it!
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Wheatley
Come on! We have to go!
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Wheatley
Hurry!
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Wheatley
I can't hold on! Come on!
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Wheatley
GET IN!
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Wheatley
GET IN!
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Wheatley
[laugh] Our handiwork. Shouldn't laugh. They do feel pain. Of a sort. All simulated. But real enough for them I suppose.
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Wheatley
Good news! I can use this equipment to shut down the neurotoxin system. It is, however, password protected. AH! Alarm bells! No. Don't worry. Not a problem for me.
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Wheatley
You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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Wheatley
Ok... Here we go...
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Wheatley
The hardest part of any hack is the figuring-out-how-to-start phase. That's always tricky. But... Let the games begin.
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Wheatley
Allright, what have we got?
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Wheatley
A computer. Not a surprise. Expected. Check that off the list. Computer identified. Tick.
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Wheatley
There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.
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Wheatley
And a monitor. Yes. That'll be important, I imagine. I'll keep my eye on that. In case something useful comes up like 'password identified' or something like that.
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Wheatley
And there's a flat bit. Not sure what that is. But: noted. If anyone says to me is there a flat bit? Yes, there it is.
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Wheatley
Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
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Wheatley
The floor. What's the floor doing? What's the floor up to? Do you know what? It's holding everything up. The floor is important, holding everything up.
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Wheatley
Pens. Might need those. Don't see any though. So...
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Wheatley
If we start making a list of things that aren't here, we could be here all night. You know, pens for instance. Let's stick with things we can see. Not stuff that isn't here.
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Wheatley
Allright. Preparing to interface with the neurotoxin central control circuit. Begin: 'Ello, guv! Neurotoxin inspectah! Need to shut this place down for a moment! Here's my credentials. Shut yourself down. I am totally legit. From the board of international neurotoxin... um... observers. From the United... Arab Emirates. Hello.
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Wheatley
Nothing. He's good. This one. He is good. I'm gonna need to break out the expert level hacking maneuvers now. You asked for it Mate.
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Wheatley
'Caw! Caw!' Oh, look! There's a bird out here! A Lovely bird. Gorgeous plumage. Majestic. Won't be here long. A lovely bird like that. Once in a lifetime opportunity to see a lovely bird like that. Lovely plumage.
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Wheatley
Be a shame to miss it, wouldn't it? Just for the old neurotoxin. Neurotoxin will still be here tomorrow. Whereas that bird will be gone any minute. Already got one talon off the branch. Gonna be gone.
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Wheatley
Oh, it's fluttering its wings. Tell you what, mate. I'll come in there for a minute and cover you so you can have a look at this lovely bird! I'll come in. I'll do all the neurotoxin stuff. And then you come out here and look at this. Because it is lovely. It is lovely. You want to get out here fast. Seriously, my pleasure sounds are going to frighten the bird away any second. Ohhh, it's not working, is it? He's not interested in bloody birds.
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Wheatley
That did it! Neurotoxin at zero percent! Yes!
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Wheatley
Hold on -
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Wheatley
It's still going down! Keep it up!
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Wheatley
Hold on, something's wrong! Neurotoxin level's up to 50%! No, it's down. Sorry, my mistake. I meant to say it's down to fifty percent. Good news! Carry on!
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Wheatley
Ha! I knew we were going the right way.
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Wheatley
This is the neurotoxin generator. Bit bigger than I expected. Not going to be able to just, you know, push it over. Have to apply some cleverness.
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Wheatley
There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
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Wheatley
What are you doing in there?
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Wheatley
What's going on?
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Wheatley
Are you alright?
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Wheatley
I'm afraid the door's locked. Just checked it. No way to hack it as far as I can tell. The mechanism must be on the -oh, now look at that. That's a big laser!
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Wheatley
Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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Wheatley
Though it does give me an idea: WHAT if we stand here and let the gentle hum of the laser transport us to a state of absolute relaxation. Might help us think of a way to open the door.
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Wheatley
Not much of a plan, if I'm honest. But I'm afraid it's all we have at his point. Barring a sudden barrage of speech from your direction. Improbable. At best.
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Wheatley
Alright, so, silent contemplation it is. Mysterious button... Sorry. Sorry. Silence. Do not speak. In the silence. Let the silence descend. Here it comes. One hundred percent silence. From now. By the way, if you come up with any ideas, do flag them up. Don't feel you have to stay quiet because I've said absolute silence. So if you come up with an idea, mention it. Otherwise, absolute silence starting... Now.
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Wheatley
Look at that, it's growing right up into the ceiling. The whole place is probably overrun with potatoes at this point. At least you won't starve, though.
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Wheatley
Baking Soda Volcano. Well, at least it's not a potato battery, I'll give it that. Still not terrifically original, though. Not exactly primary research, even within the child sciences.
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Wheatley
I'm guessing this wasn't one of the scientist's children. I don't want to be snobby, but let's be honest: It's got manual laborer written all over it. I'm not saying they're not as good as the professionals. They're just a lot dumber.
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Wheatley
HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
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Wheatley
This place is huge.
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Wheatley
And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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Wheatley
All sealed off years ago, of course.
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Wheatley
Exactly how painful are we tAGHHHHHH!
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Wheatley
Pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out!
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Wheatley
Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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Wheatley
Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
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Wheatley
It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.
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Wheatley
Just... have a look through the old window.
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Wheatley
Just glass. Transparent. Smooth. Not going to hurt you. Have a look.
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Wheatley
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
Aggh! I'm going the wrong way!
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Wheatley
Woooo! I KNEW this would be fun. They told me it wasn't fun at all, and I BELIEVED 'em! Ah! I'm loving this! Whale of a time...
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Wheatley
This should take us right to her. I can't believe I'm finally doing this!
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Wheatley
We should be getting close. Ohh, I can't wait to see the look on her face. No neurotoxin, no turrets--she'll never know what hit her!
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Wheatley
Hold on now. I might not have thought this next part COMPLETELY through.
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Wheatley
Get to HER! I'll find you!
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Wheatley
Ugh!
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Wheatley
Agh!
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Wheatley
Enh!
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Wheatley
Agh!
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Wheatley
Ow!
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Wheatley
Gah!
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Wheatley
Ooagh!
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Wheatley
Ungh!
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Wheatley
GAH!
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Wheatley
Aggggh!
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Wheatley
Hey! Hey! It's me! I'm okay!
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Wheatley
You'll never believe what happened! There I was, just lying there, you thought I was done for, but --
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Wheatley
A bloody bird! Right? Couldn't believe it either. And then the bird--
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Wheatley
Can you see the portal gun?
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Wheatley
Also, are you alive? That's important, should have asked that first.
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Wheatley
Hello?
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Wheatley
I'm--do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive and I'm just going to wait for you up ahead.
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Wheatley
I'll wait--I'll wait one hour. Then I'll come back and, assuming I can locate your dead body, I'll bury you. Alright? Brilliant! Go team! See you in an hour! Hopefully! If you're not... dead.
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Wheatley
Hey! Oi oi! I'm up here!
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Wheatley
Whoa!
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Wheatley
There should be a portal device on that podium over there.
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Wheatley
I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
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Wheatley
Hey hey! You made it!
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Wheatley
It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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