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That's it, no, that's it! Yeah.
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No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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Follow me! You're gonna love this.
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Wheatley
Tadah! Only the turret control center. Thank you very much.
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See that scanner out there? It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that MASTER turret as a template! If we pull out the template turret, it'll shut down the whole production line.
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If we're lucky, she won't find out all her turrets are crap until it's too late. [laughs] Classic.
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Wheatley
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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Wheatley
Almost there...
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See that scanner out there? It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that MASTER turret as a template! If we pull out the template turret, it'll shut down the whole production line.
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Okay! Keep your eye on the turret line, I'm gonna go and hack the door open.
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Wheatley
Okay, I'm about to start hacking. It's a little more complicated than it looked from your side. It should take about ten minutes. Keep one eye on the door.
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This door's actually pretty complicated.
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You know when I mentioned ten minutes? A little bit optimistic!
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Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!
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Wheatley
I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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Oh! Good news! [electic pop] Nevermind.
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What's happening on your side, anything?
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Ah! How long's the door been open?
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Was there any sort of announcement before it opened? Like an alarm or a hacker alert? I mean, fair enough, the important thing is it's open, but just mention in the future. Cough or something.
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Wheatley
Right. Hmm. I'm gonna have to hack the door so we can get at it.
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Wheatley
Technical... Ummm... You'll need to turn around while I do this.
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Wheatley
Done! Hacked!
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Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
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Well, that should do it.
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Ohhh, it hasn't done it.
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There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
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Have you got any ideas?
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Are you still thinking, or... what's happening?
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Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
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Tell you what, here's a plan. Let's just both... continue contemplating... in absolute silence...
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Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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Oh! I've just had one idea, which is that I could pretend to her that I've captured you, and give you over and she'll kill you, but I could... go on living. What's your view on that?
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Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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We could get one of the crap turrets. We could put it in the scanner and see what happens.
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Yes! Go and catch one of the crap turrets, and bring it back!
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Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?
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Ohhhhh, have you got an idea?
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Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.
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Sorry, what's going on over there? You know, I'm actually over here, still thinking really hard!
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What do you have there?
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Oh no, you've got it, you've got it! Yes! Put him in there! Let's see how this place likes a crap turret.
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What are you...
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Oh, BRILLIANT! That's brilliant!
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It worked!
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Oh, what? How stupid does she think we are?
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Come on, let's go!
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Hurry! This way!
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Ohhhhhh, we just made it! That was close.
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This way! This way!
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Come on! Over here! This way!
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HURRY! THIS WAY!
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HURRY! THIS WAY!
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Get in the lift! Get in the lift!
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We made it we made it we made it we made it...
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Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!
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Follow the feeder tube to the generator room! I'll meet you there.
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Hey! Hey! Up here!
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Anyway, look, the point is we're gonna break out of here, alright? But we can't do it yet. Look for me fifteen chambers ahead.
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Here she comes! Just play along! RememberFifteenChambers!
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BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD
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I found some bird eggs up here. Just dropped 'em into the door mechanism. Shut it right down. I--AGH!
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[out of breath] Okay. That's probably the bird, isn't it? That laid the eggs! Livid!
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Ooh. It's dark down here isn't it?
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This is the turret manufacturing wing. Just past this is the neurotoxin production facility. We find a way to take them both offline, and she’ll be helpless. Which is ideal.
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I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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The turret factory should be this way I think.
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Oh, careful now.
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Try to jump across.
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Are you OK?
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Are you alive down there?
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If you are alive, can you say something. Jump around so I know you are OK?
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There you are! I was starting to get worried.
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Let's try this again. Try to make your way across the machinery.
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Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
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Careful... Careful...
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Wait. Careful. Let me light this jump for you
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Okay, this way
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No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.
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Hm. Let's try this way.
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Can you hear that? She has really kicked this place into high gear now.
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This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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Quick, this way!
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Nicely Done!
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Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.
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No no no, not that way!
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We have to split up here for a moment. Portal up to that passage and I'll see you on the other side.
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We have to get you out of that room!
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Can you reach that wall back there?
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There's another wall over here!
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Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Be careful!
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Bring your daughter to work day. That did not end well.
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And... forty potato batteries. Embarrassing. I realize they’re children. Still: low hanging fruit. Barely science, really.
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I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you...
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Don't worry I'm absolutely guaranteeing you 100 percent that it's this way... Oh it's not this way.
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