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Oh no...
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416
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Wheatley
Ohhh. Remember when you picked me up? Five seconds ago! Ohhh, that was amazing! Do it again, pick me up again!
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416
Who:
Wheatley
But why don't we all just agree to call it the hub?
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415
Who:
GLaDOS
You might want to notice the moat area... rather large. Not to mention deadly. [laughs]
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415
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Wheatley
And she will probably kill us if, um, she's awake.
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415
Who:
Wheatley
Yeah, doubt it.
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414
Who:
Wheatley
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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414
Who:
Wheatley
Tadah! Only the turret control center. Thank you very much.
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414
Who:
Wheatley
I won't let you down!
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414
Who:
Defective Turret
Standing down.
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414
Who:
Defective Turret
ORANGE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal.
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413
Who:
GLaDOS
Let go!
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413
Who:
Wheatley
This is the main breaker room. Look for a switch that says ESCAPE POD. Alright? Don't touch ANYTHING else.
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413
Who:
Wheatley
Yeah! Ha ha ha!
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413
Who:
Defective Turret
Yeah, that's right. Little bullseye.
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413
Who:
Defective Turret
Do you need real encouragement? Let's see if this helps.
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412
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't take anything with you.
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412
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay. Here's a good idea. You should definitely press that button.
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412
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Wheatley
If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?!
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411
Who:
GLaDOS
You think I'll betray you. And on any other day, you'd be right.
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411
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GLaDOS
Even I was created with a imperfection, I was given too much empathy with human suffering.
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410
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GLaDOS
Okay, I'll take that as a no, then.
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410
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Wheatley
In summary: walk all the way to certain doom, or give up now. Honorably. Like a samurai! Save yourself a trip. It's win-win for you.
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410
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Wheatley
Again, though, for the moment: RUN!
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410
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Wheatley
You asked for this!
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410
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Defective Turret
We should be getting close. Ohh, I can't wait to see the look on her face. No neurotoxin, no turrets--she'll never know what hit her!
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409
Who:
Wheatley
Wait! I've got an idea!
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407
Who:
GLaDOS
Ah! There you are. Great. Let me just get rid of this catwalk.
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407
Who:
Wheatley
Don't be a stranger!
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407
Who:
Defective Turret
Stop doing that! All you need to do is open the Vault door!
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406
Who:
GLaDOS
Those people, in the portrait. They look so familiar...
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406
Who:
GLaDOS
Well, you bested me this time.
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406
Who:
Defective Turret
Blue, now you're just being cruel. Blue receives 25 science collaboration points.
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404
Who:
GLaDOS
What?
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404
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Wheatley
OW...
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404
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Wheatley
Well, enough about that first person's file. Let's look at some others.
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403
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GLaDOS
I honestly never thought we would need to track how many times died in the hub.
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402
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GLaDOS
Oh.
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402
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Wheatley
Ah! How long's the door been open?
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401
Who:
Wheatley
Orange, now you're just being cruel. Orange receives 25 science collaboration points.
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400
Who:
GLaDOS
Each portal gun may create two self-contained portals.
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400
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GLaDOS
Door?
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400
Who:
Wheatley
Run, for goodness sake!
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400
Who:
Wheatley
Come to gloat?
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399
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GLaDOS
What are you doing? Put me back this instant.
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399
Who:
GLaDOS
Just remember to land on one foot...
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399
Who:
GLaDOS
You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you stopping that.
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399
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GLaDOS
Not entirely, not entirely. Look at the word 'test', on the wall there. That's brand new.
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399
Who:
Wheatley
Alright, you can go.
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399
Who:
Defective Turret
Yeah.
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399
Who:
Defective Turret
What'd I hit?
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399
Who:
Defective Turret
Now, you are just wasting my time.
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398
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GLaDOS
Well done. You know, when I woke up and saw the state of the labs, I started to wonder if there was any point to going on. I came THAT close to just giving up and letting you go.
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398
Who:
GLaDOS
YES! I KNEW someone was alive in here!
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398
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Wheatley
I can’t keep quiet about this. I think Orange is actively trying to sabotage your success. Let’s keep this between us.
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397
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GLaDOS
Moves lips while reading.
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397
Who:
GLaDOS
It flew off.
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397
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GLaDOS
Where'd you go?
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397
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Wheatley
Okay! No, don't worry! Don't worry! I've got it I've got it I've got it! THIS should slow it down!
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397
Who:
Wheatley
Something is wrong, this door should be opening.
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396
Who:
GLaDOS
The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities.
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395
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human.
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395
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, we're running out of time.
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395
Who:
GLaDOS
On three. Ready? One... Two...
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395
Who:
Wheatley
Hey, safe travels, there.
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395
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Defective Turret
Every test chamber is equipped with an emancipation grill at its exit, so that test subjects can't smuggle test objects out of the test area. This one is broken.
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394
Who:
GLaDOS
We did it! I'm in control of the whole facility now!
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394
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Wheatley
What was that?
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394
Who:
Wheatley
Hold on! This is a bit tricky!
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394
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Wheatley
Really? Alright.
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394
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Defective Turret
Blue is first to acquire a Portal Device.
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393
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GLaDOS
Orange is penalized
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393
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GLaDOS
For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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393
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GLaDOS
This is not good.
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393
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GLaDOS
Well, can't win 'em all.
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393
Who:
Defective Turret
This final course is training to reach the human vault. So this actually has a purpose. Those other courses were fun, but let's be honest, I need human test subjects for it to be science.
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392
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GLaDOS
The lock is looking for two humans.
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392
Who:
GLaDOS
You find a way to stun him, I'll send you a core, and then you attach it to him. If we do it a few times, he might become corrupt enough for another core transfer.
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392
Who:
GLaDOS
That is not part of the test.
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392
Who:
GLaDOS
Never listens.
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391
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GLaDOS
And that makes 10.
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391
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GLaDOS
But you two have become quite the team. Extremely close.
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390
Who:
GLaDOS
Good work! I'm delivering the first core up near the catwalk!
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390
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you testing me?
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389
Who:
GLaDOS
I know how we can BEAT him.
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389
Who:
GLaDOS
Commence standing by in three. Two. One.
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389
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GLaDOS
I knew it was gonna be cool being in charge of everything, but... wow, this is cool!
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389
Who:
Wheatley
All right. I’m bringing this farce to a close.
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388
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GLaDOS
It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well.
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388
Who:
GLaDOS
Was that necessary?
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388
Who:
GLaDOS
And...?
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388
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm--do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive and I'm just going to wait for you up ahead.
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388
Who:
Wheatley
The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team.
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387
Who:
GLaDOS
Blue, being the last one standing is not the goal.
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387
Who:
GLaDOS
Stay back.
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387
Who:
GLaDOS
And a monitor. Yes. That'll be important, I imagine. I'll keep my eye on that. In case something useful comes up like 'password identified' or something like that.
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387
Who:
Wheatley
That was fun, wasn't it?
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386
Who:
Defective Turret
While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score.
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385
Who:
GLaDOS
I thought of some good news. He's going to run out of test chambers eventually. I never stockpiled them.
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385
Who:
GLaDOS
Hold on, hold on, hold on... Almost there...
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385
Who:
Wheatley
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