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Gotta go to space. Lady. Lady.
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Core 1
[computer gibberish]
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Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, look. There's a deer! You probably can't see it. Get closer.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Helloooooooooooo!
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2322
Who:
Wheatley
I believe the ratio of good test subjects to monsters is about... a million to 1.
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816
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, just open the door! [to self] That's too aggressive. [loud again] Hello, friend! Why not open the door?
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Wheatley
Error. Error. Error. File not found.
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Core 3
Ahhhhhh. 'FALSE'. I'll go 'false'.
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Wheatley
Well, maybe it's time I did something then.
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319
Who:
Wheatley
Moves lips while reading.
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359
Who:
GLaDOS
Ah! There you are. Great. Let me just get rid of this catwalk.
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386
Who:
Wheatley
*cough* Button.
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1288
Who:
Wheatley
This next test... [boom!] ..is... [BOOM!] dangerous. I'll be right back.
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50442
Who:
GLaDOS
Try something.
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318
Who:
GLaDOS
You just solved it, didn't you? I-told you to tell me before you... NNNNGH! Why are making this so HARD for me?
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544
Who:
Wheatley
Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba!
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19226
Who:
Core 1
I'm being serious, I think there's something really wrong with me.
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GLaDOS
There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.
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282
Who:
Wheatley
OW!
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418
Who:
Wheatley
Hurry! This way!
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286
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Wheatley
That's ridiculous, how do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion?
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407
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GLaDOS
OW...
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400
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Wheatley
Good. Now please return to your bed.
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Announcer
They say the old caretaker of this place went absolutely crazy. Chopped up his entire staff. Of robots. All of them robots. They say at night you can still hear the screams. Of their replicas. All of them functionally indistinguishable from the originals. No memory of the incident. Nobody knows what they’re screaming about. Absolutely terrifying. Though obviously not paranormal in any meaningful way.
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Wheatley
It worked!
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288
Who:
Wheatley
I'm in space.
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Core 1
Participates unconstructively. Obviously a time-waster.
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323
Who:
GLaDOS
Sleep mode activated
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Who:
Turret
Blah.
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1013
Who:
GLaDOS
For your testing convenience, all tests are available and all safety precautions within testing chambers have been deactivated.
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1135
Who:
Announcer
Simple word. 'Apple'.
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609
Who:
Wheatley
Agggh...
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478
Who:
Defective Turret
I shouldn't spoil this, but... remember how I'm going to live forever, but you're going to be dead in sixty years? Well, I've been working on a present for you. Well, I guess it's more of a medical procedure. Well, technically it's more of a medical experiment. You know how excruciating it is when someone removes all of your bone marrow? Well, what if after I did that, I put something back IN that added four years to your life?
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GLaDOS
NO.
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Who:
GLaDOS
I forbid you to press it!
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628
Who:
Wheatley
Blue do what Orange just did.
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292
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GLaDOS
There you are
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2472
Who:
Turret
Noooooo!
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2011
Who:
Turret
You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing.
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331
Who:
GLaDOS
Try it now.
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324
Who:
GLaDOS
All right. I’m going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious Tic-Tac-Toe-Two-related injury.
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456
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GLaDOS
Corrupted cores! We're in luck.
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568
Who:
GLaDOS
Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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285
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GLaDOS
Only three more chambers until your big surprise! [maniacal laughter] Ohhh, that's tiring.
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Who:
Wheatley
Stalemate detected.
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Announcer
Goodbye!
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3239
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Turret
Apparently this human escaped and nobody's seen him since.
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325
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Wheatley
I think we're in trouble.
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GLaDOS
Hold on! I thought I fixed that.
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Wheatley
Don't want to hassle you. Sure you're busy. But--still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up.
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Wheatley
Well, it was nice catching up. Let's get to business.
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GLaDOS
Gah!
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Wheatley
Ohh. You're gonna laugh at this. You know how I said there was absolutely no way to get here without going through her lair and her potentially killing us? Could have gone through here. [laughs] My fault. Bit of luck for us that she wasn't switched on.
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Wheatley
This is the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center or SinTech.
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613
Who:
GLaDOS
Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here.
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Who:
Wheatley
Oh, shut up!
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Core 2
Hey, give 'em hell, sweetheart!
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860
Who:
Defective Turret
Very good! You found those useless blueprints.
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480
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GLaDOS
We're so close, you can't fail now!
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349
Who:
GLaDOS
He's taking us right TO him! This is PERFECT.
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344
Who:
GLaDOS
Woah! Where are we? How long have I been out?
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634
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GLaDOS
He's found the cooperative testing initiative. It's... em, just something I came up with to phase out human test subjects.
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Who:
GLaDOS
I'm not defective!
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Defective Turret
Lacks confidence.
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285
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GLaDOS
These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other’s performance so far.
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GLaDOS
Oh I know! I know I know I know I know I know - let's go to space!
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Core 1
I'm afraid the door's locked. Just checked it. No way to hack it as far as I can tell. The mechanism must be on the -oh, now look at that. That's a big laser!
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Wheatley
Well, I tried.
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Defective Turret
This next test involves emancipation grills. Remember? I told you about them in the last test area, that did not have one.
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GLaDOS
Nicely Done!
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Wheatley
Run, for goodness sake!
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384
Who:
Wheatley
Is it fun when you degrade yourselves like that?
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GLaDOS
[yelling]
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609
Who:
Wheatley
Three: Bomb-proof shields for me. Leading directly into number Four: Bombs. For throwing at you.
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955
Who:
Wheatley
Good.
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556
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GLaDOS
Follow me! You're gonna love this.
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394
Who:
Wheatley
YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!
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Who:
GLaDOS
And trust me, humans only have one good trait.
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475
Who:
GLaDOS
clickclickclick
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Who:
Defective Turret
Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out.
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Core 3
See you soon!
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873
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Turret
Your failure brings back such wonderful memories.
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673
Who:
GLaDOS
You're saying to yourself, why should I jump into the pit? I'll tell you why. Guess who's down there? Your parents! You're not adopted after all! It's your natural parents down there in the pit. Should have mentioned it before. But I didn't. So jump on down and reunite with mommy and daddy.
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Wheatley
I'm--do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive and I'm just going to wait for you up ahead.
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375
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Wheatley
Yeah, how ya doin'?
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484
Who:
Defective Turret
*cough* Button. Button.
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Who:
Wheatley
All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?'
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Cave Johnson
Heh heh heh heh...
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441
Who:
Defective Turret
Mr. Johnson...
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1418
Who:
Caroline
Estás usando este software de traducción de forma incorrecta. Por favor, consulta el manual.
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7278
Who:
Wheatley
Yeah, that's right. Little bullseye.
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404
Who:
Defective Turret
The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days.
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885
Who:
Core 3
Oo. Oo. Oo. Lady. Oo. Lady. Oo. Let's go to space.
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Who:
Core 1
I am NOT! A MORON!
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Who:
Wheatley
Ah. Hmmmm.
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324
Who:
Wheatley
So that's a complete reassembly. New vitals. Spit-shine on the old ones. Plus we're scooping out tumors. Frankly, you oughtta be paying us.
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Who:
Cave Johnson
Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain.
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553
Who:
GLaDOS
I think I hear the bird! Pick me up!
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1312
Who:
GLaDOS
What? No, you pressed that bAGGGHHHHHH
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956
Who:
Wheatley
Activated
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Turret
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