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Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. Yeah? And I'll show you something. You'll be impressed by this.
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This is the turret manufacturing wing. Just past this is the neurotoxin production facility. We find a way to take them both offline, and she’ll be helpless. Which is ideal.
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Blue receives
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GLaDOS
Excellent work.
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GLaDOS
To do that, the tests were nothing more than 5 minutes of them walking followed by me praising them for another 10 minutes on how well they walked.
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GLaDOS
Clearly that was blue's fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.
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GLaDOS
Takes long lunches.
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GLaDOS
Hold on...
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GLaDOS
I defy you to tell me there's a purpose to what you're doing.
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GLaDOS
No. No. That was the solution. Rrrg! What am I missing?
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Wheatley
This is the main breaker room.
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Wheatley
Tell you what, here's a plan. Let's just both... continue contemplating... in absolute silence...
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If your confidence is still not high enough remember no one was created perfect.
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GLaDOS
Nothing. Nothing.
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GLaDOS
Just so you know, I have to go give a deposition. For an upcoming trial. In case that interests you.
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That is not part of the test.
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GLaDOS
Okay, down those stairs, please?
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Wheatley
If we start making a list of things that aren't here, we could be here all night. You know, pens for instance. Let's stick with things we can see. Not stuff that isn't here.
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HURRY! THIS WAY!
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Wheatley
Hey! Hey! Up here!
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Blue is awarded five points!
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Chronically late.
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GLaDOS
Are you trying to get my attention? I am very busy, you know.
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Apparently this human escaped and nobody's seen him since.
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That's the spirit!
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Get in the lift! Get in the lift!
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Moves lips while reading.
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GLaDOS
Poor self-esteem.
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GLaDOS
Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests?
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Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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I would say extremely deadly but we all know, for you and your amazing ability to be reassembled nothing is deadly.
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I am not sure you will need him but he will be there.
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GLaDOS
Arsonist.
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Orange, do you feel betrayed by Blue for telling me those horrible things about you?
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Heh heh heh. Alright? I don't know whether you're picking up on what I'm saying there, but...
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Wheatley
Ah. Hmmmm.
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We could get one of the crap turrets. We could put it in the scanner and see what happens.
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The lock is looking for two humans.
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GLaDOS
You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing.
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Awful attendance record.
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Yes, I know you did that, Blue. Don't look so proud.
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GLaDOS
Two. One or two more tremors in there. Just for fun.
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Wheatley
Aggh! I'm going the wrong way!
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Agh!
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To facilitate collaboration, both of you have been equipped with a ping tool.
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Excellent work.
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Anxious.
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Dull expression.
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Luckily, by the looks of things he knows as much about test building as he does about logical contradictions.
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Keep it up and your arm will get stuck like that.
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Not a problem. I'll make an exit.
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Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner.
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An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans!
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This close and you are going to fail me?
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This isn't that hard.
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Narcissist.
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Was that course too difficult?
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That's it, no, that's it! Yeah.
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This was another test no one had ever completed before you two. Oh, the science we used to learn with this test. Now the test is useless.
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Frequent mood swings.
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And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal.
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GLaDOS
Don't plug him in.
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Alright. Didn't go for that, I see. Knew I was lying. Point to you. But you still are inhaling neurotoxin. So, point deducted.
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Do not do it!
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And off we go.
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Are you... are you sure you're solving these correctly?
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Ahungh.
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There we go. Lights on.
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Hold on now. I might not have thought this next part COMPLETELY through.
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All cooperative testing courses begin at this central hub.
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I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.
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You may want to try and avoid those turrets.
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Participates unconstructively. Obviously a time-waster.
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Sollllve it...
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GET IN!
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Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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GLaDOS
To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you if you fail. He refused. I understand. That would be like asking me not to test.
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This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for.
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But just work with me.
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Oh. Sorry. Could have... sworn you said something.
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Today, you will be testing with a partner.
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Inattentive listener.
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Ha ha, YES! I knew you'd solve it!
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What about that camera?
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Can't read.
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Problems with authority.
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Here I go!
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Wheatley
Though it does give me an idea: WHAT if we stand here and let the gentle hum of the laser transport us to a state of absolute relaxation. Might help us think of a way to open the door.
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See you at the bottom. Good luck!
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Grab it and attach it to him!
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Go on.
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Come on, solve it!
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No. Makes it go faster.
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Pick me up, don't forget to pick me up!
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You're okay! Great! Come on!
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This close and that's what you do?
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I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave.
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The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player.
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I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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