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Calibrating Blue's weight...
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GLaDOS
Undermines others.
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GLaDOS
I don't think I want to go through that again.
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GLaDOS
Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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GLaDOS
Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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GLaDOS
HA! I knew someone was alive in here.
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Wheatley
Now I spy something that starts with an 'a'.
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Wheatley
BLUE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal.
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GLaDOS
Orange what did you do?
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GLaDOS
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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GLaDOS
Programmed in one last tremor, for old time's sake.
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Wheatley
Hey! How's it going? Here I am again!
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Wheatley
Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!
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Wheatley
So. Was there anything you wanted to apologize to ME for?
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GLaDOS
Yes, I know you did that, Blue. Don't look so proud.
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GLaDOS
It's happening sooner than I expected.
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GLaDOS
HURRY! THIS WAY!
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Wheatley
Excellent work.
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GLaDOS
For safety.
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GLaDOS
Can't read.
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GLaDOS
Pick me up, don't forget to pick me up!
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Wheatley
Though it does give me an idea: WHAT if we stand here and let the gentle hum of the laser transport us to a state of absolute relaxation. Might help us think of a way to open the door.
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Wheatley
Aggggh!
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Wheatley
Still held! Still bein' held. That's a great job. You've applied the grip. We're all fine. That's tremendous.
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Wheatley
If we start making a list of things that aren't here, we could be here all night. You know, pens for instance. Let's stick with things we can see. Not stuff that isn't here.
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Wheatley
Here she comes! Just play along! RememberFifteenChambers!
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Wheatley
For the sake of this test, I will pretend to be your partner.
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GLaDOS
Your test times show you are going too slowly.
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GLaDOS
Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
Well, maybe it's time I did something then.
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Wheatley
From here we transport you to the new testing course.
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GLaDOS
This was another test no one had ever completed before you two. Oh, the science we used to learn with this test. Now the test is useless.
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GLaDOS
Okay...
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Wheatley
Pens. Might need those. Don't see any though. So...
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Wheatley
Just glass. Transparent. Smooth. Not going to hurt you. Have a look.
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Wheatley
Okay! Don't move!
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Wheatley
Inattentive listener.
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GLaDOS
Hostile to new ideas.
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GLaDOS
Blue, why did you do that to Orange?
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GLaDOS
Come on. You were raised better than that.
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GLaDOS
He's taking us right TO him! This is PERFECT.
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy.
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GLaDOS
Stop with the waves.
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GLaDOS
No. No. That was the solution. Rrrg! What am I missing?
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Wheatley
Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable.
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GLaDOS
Press it!
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GLaDOS
DO press it.
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GLaDOS
HURRY! THIS WAY!
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Wheatley
To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you if you fail. He refused. I understand. That would be like asking me not to test.
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GLaDOS
Long bathroom breaks.
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GLaDOS
Come on, solve it!
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Wheatley
Come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
Aggh! I'm going the wrong way!
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Wheatley
Hey! Hey! Up here!
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Wheatley
What about that camera?
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GLaDOS
Until now.
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GLaDOS
I can only imagine.
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GLaDOS
I defy you to tell me there's a purpose to what you're doing.
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GLaDOS
We could get one of the crap turrets. We could put it in the scanner and see what happens.
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Wheatley
Dull expression.
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GLaDOS
Heh heh heh. Alright? I don't know whether you're picking up on what I'm saying there, but...
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Wheatley
Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
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Wheatley
Ok... Here we go...
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Wheatley
Anxious.
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GLaDOS
Do not do it!
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Wheatley
Oh! But I did find something. Reminds me: I've got a big surprise for you two. Seriously. Look forward to it.
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Wheatley
Wet blanket.
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GLaDOS
Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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GLaDOS
Are you trying to get my attention? I am very busy, you know.
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GLaDOS
This body is amazing, seriously!
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Wheatley
Alright. Still nothing, let's keep moving.
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Wheatley
Alright, going on three just gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. Okay, ready?
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Wheatley
It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.
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Wheatley
This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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GLaDOS
Never completes work.
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GLaDOS
Poor self-esteem.
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GLaDOS
Frequent mood swings.
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GLaDOS
No sense of humor.
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GLaDOS
Try it now.
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GLaDOS
Huh. That was easy.
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Wheatley
I want to be plugged in, please!
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Wheatley
That's the spirit!
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Wheatley
It's still going down! Keep it up!
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Wheatley
There are 5000 other two subject teams in direct competition with you.
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GLaDOS
Clearly that was blue's fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Egotistical.
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GLaDOS
It's alright! Everything's good. I just invented some more tests!
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Wheatley
Don't make eye contact whatever you do...
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Wheatley
Hold on now. I might not have thought this next part COMPLETELY through.
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Wheatley
I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
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Wheatley
But don't worry, you are in the lead.
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GLaDOS
This isn't that hard.
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GLaDOS
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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GLaDOS
Moody.
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GLaDOS
Ha ha, YES! I knew you'd solve it!
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Wheatley
It'll be fine. Get in.
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Wheatley
Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. Yeah? And I'll show you something. You'll be impressed by this.
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Wheatley
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