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Enh!
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347
Who:
Wheatley
While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime.
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Who:
GLaDOS
I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself.
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346
Who:
GLaDOS
You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing.
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346
Who:
GLaDOS
Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that.
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346
Who:
GLaDOS
Nothing. Nothing.
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346
Who:
GLaDOS
Might as well give you the tour.
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346
Who:
Wheatley
Anddddd...THERE we go.
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346
Who:
Wheatley
Ahungh.
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346
Who:
Wheatley
Whoa!
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346
Who:
Wheatley
Still. It's a better plan than exploding. Marginally.
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345
Who:
GLaDOS
Go on.
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345
Who:
Wheatley
I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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345
Who:
Wheatley
Are you alright?
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345
Who:
Wheatley
To facilitate collaboration, both of you have been equipped with a ping tool.
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344
Who:
GLaDOS
If your confidence is still not high enough remember no one was created perfect.
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344
Who:
GLaDOS
Just get it off me...
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344
Who:
GLaDOS
You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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344
Who:
Wheatley
Be honest. You can't even tell, can you? Seamless.
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344
Who:
Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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344
Who:
Wheatley
Sorry, what's going on over there? You know, I'm actually over here, still thinking really hard!
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344
Who:
Wheatley
I would say extremely deadly but we all know, for you and your amazing ability to be reassembled nothing is deadly.
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343
Who:
GLaDOS
This close and that's what you do?
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343
Who:
GLaDOS
You two aren't lost are you?
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343
Who:
GLaDOS
Hold on -
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343
Who:
Wheatley
This close and you are going to fail me?
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342
Who:
GLaDOS
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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342
Who:
GLaDOS
Blue is awarded five points!
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341
Who:
GLaDOS
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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341
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, great! Here comes another core!
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341
Who:
GLaDOS
Luckily, by the looks of things he knows as much about test building as he does about logical contradictions.
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341
Who:
GLaDOS
Come on through.
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341
Who:
Wheatley
Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
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341
Who:
Wheatley
No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.
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340
Who:
GLaDOS
Moody.
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340
Who:
GLaDOS
Frequent bouts of uncontrollable rage.
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340
Who:
GLaDOS
Impossible as it is to imagine, there actually is a solution. Devilishly hidden.
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340
Who:
Wheatley
This is the turret manufacturing wing. Just past this is the neurotoxin production facility. We find a way to take them both offline, and she’ll be helpless. Which is ideal.
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340
Who:
Wheatley
Careful... Careful...
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340
Who:
Wheatley
Excellent. You’re both doing very well.
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339
Who:
GLaDOS
Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.
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339
Who:
GLaDOS
Takes long lunches.
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339
Who:
GLaDOS
As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay.
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339
Who:
GLaDOS
Grab it and attach it to him!
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339
Who:
GLaDOS
Sollllve it...
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339
Who:
Wheatley
Okay. Listen. I can't do it with you watching. I know it seems pathetic, given what we've been through. But just turn around. Please?
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339
Who:
Wheatley
It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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339
Who:
Wheatley
Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner.
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338
Who:
GLaDOS
Today, you will be testing with a partner.
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338
Who:
GLaDOS
This close and you are going to fail me?
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338
Who:
GLaDOS
Orange, do you feel betrayed by Blue for telling me those horrible things about you?
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338
Who:
GLaDOS
Go on. Get in.
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338
Who:
Wheatley
Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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338
Who:
Wheatley
Okay, quick recap: We are escaping! That's what's happening now: we're escaping. So you're doing great. Just keep running!
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338
Who:
Wheatley
Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests?
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337
Who:
GLaDOS
An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans!
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337
Who:
GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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337
Who:
GLaDOS
Participates unconstructively. Obviously a time-waster.
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337
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GLaDOS
Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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337
Who:
Wheatley
Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now.
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337
Who:
Wheatley
Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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337
Who:
Wheatley
You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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336
Who:
GLaDOS
Try something.
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336
Who:
GLaDOS
Ignores directions.
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336
Who:
GLaDOS
And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal.
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336
Who:
GLaDOS
I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along.
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336
Who:
GLaDOS
Keep it up and your arm will get stuck like that.
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336
Who:
GLaDOS
If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this.
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336
Who:
GLaDOS
Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant.
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336
Who:
Wheatley
Okay, down those stairs, please?
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336
Who:
Wheatley
There we go. Lights on.
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336
Who:
Wheatley
In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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336
Who:
Wheatley
She's bringing the whole place down! Hurry!
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336
Who:
Wheatley
Blue, is there something you would like to say?
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335
Who:
GLaDOS
I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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335
Who:
GLaDOS
Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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335
Who:
GLaDOS
Hold on...
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335
Who:
GLaDOS
Riggght now.
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335
Who:
Wheatley
Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!
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335
Who:
Wheatley
And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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335
Who:
Wheatley
There should be a portal device on that podium over there.
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335
Who:
Wheatley
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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335
Who:
Wheatley
Okay! Keep your eye on the turret line, I'm gonna go and hack the door open.
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335
Who:
Wheatley
Tell you what, here's a plan. Let's just both... continue contemplating... in absolute silence...
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335
Who:
Wheatley
This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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335
Who:
Wheatley
We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition.
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334
Who:
GLaDOS
In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test.
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334
Who:
GLaDOS
Chews with mouth open.
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334
Who:
GLaDOS
Narcissist.
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334
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you... are you sure you're solving these correctly?
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334
Who:
Wheatley
Yeah... Made this test myself. Out of some smaller tests. That I found. Lying around.
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334
Who:
Wheatley
Ungh!
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334
Who:
Wheatley
Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?
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334
Who:
Wheatley
Blue receives
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333
Who:
GLaDOS
On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.
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333
Who:
GLaDOS
I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.
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333
Who:
GLaDOS
You may want to try and avoid those turrets.
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333
Who:
GLaDOS
Underestimates scope of work. They all do.
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333
Who:
GLaDOS
Avoids responsibility.
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333
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh! Right, the escape lift! I'll call it now.
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333
Who:
Wheatley
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