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Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?
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266
Who:
Wheatley
Okay, I'm about to start hacking. It's a little more complicated than it looked from your side. It should take about ten minutes. Keep one eye on the door.
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651
Who:
Wheatley
I don't want this!
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18757
Who:
Caroline
Don't take anything with you.
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355
Who:
GLaDOS
Just as mementos, though...
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272
Who:
GLaDOS
See you soon!
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815
Who:
Turret
The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
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261
Who:
Wheatley
Don't worry. You can't die. They will just reassemble you.
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383
Who:
GLaDOS
I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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256
Who:
GLaDOS
We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I--oh, no, wait. I guess I HAVEN'T killed you yet. Well. Food for thought.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Blah.
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1929
Who:
GLaDOS
We did it! I'm in control of the whole facility now!
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321
Who:
Wheatley
Done! Hacked!
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575
Who:
Wheatley
Well done. You know, when I woke up and saw the state of the labs, I started to wonder if there was any point to going on. I came THAT close to just giving up and letting you go.
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368
Who:
GLaDOS
Test chamber completed. In the interest of - [FADES OUT] [FADES IN] I am now talking to you privately. Do not tell your teammate. Just between you and me? You're doing very well. [FADES BACK IN] One hundred and seven.
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1328
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey, hold on now WHOA WHOA WHOA!
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Who:
Defective Turret
Almost there...
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261
Who:
Wheatley
Uh oh.
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393
Who:
GLaDOS
Just remember to land on one foot...
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339
Who:
GLaDOS
Excellent! You're a predator and these tests are your prey. Speaking of which, I was researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them?
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GLaDOS
Still, if it were, Blue would be winning.
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538
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay. Plan B. We need humans.
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661
Who:
GLaDOS
Just say 'Apple'. Easy word, isn't it? 'Apple'.
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808
Who:
Wheatley
Hi there!
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2062
Who:
Defective Turret
Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you.
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258
Who:
GLaDOS
If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?!
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339
Who:
GLaDOS
This is not good.
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344
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay...
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317
Who:
Wheatley
It burns.
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2754
Who:
Turret
You are simply experiencing a rare reaction, in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have erased the ear tubes inside your head.
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376
Who:
GLaDOS
And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal.
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292
Who:
GLaDOS
See that?
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271
Who:
Wheatley
Hello!
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733
Who:
Wheatley
While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score.
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308
Who:
GLaDOS
What are you doing no no no no no!
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996
Who:
Defective Turret
Why?
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2347
Who:
Turret
I am!
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3004
Who:
Caroline
Get mad!
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33211
Who:
Turret
Holmes versus Moriarty.
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2106
Who:
Wheatley
The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome.
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737
Who:
Core 3
Incoherent.
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289
Who:
GLaDOS
Argumentative.
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260
Who:
GLaDOS
Welcome back to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center.
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797
Who:
GLaDOS
Anyway, here's a new cube for you to project your deranged loneliness onto.
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834
Who:
GLaDOS
Now than, let's see what we got here. Ah! 'Reactor Core Emergency Heat Venting Protocols.' That's the problem right there, isn't it? 'Emergency'. You don't want to see 'emergency' flashing at you. Never good that, is it? Right. DELETE.
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1388
Who:
Wheatley
Come closer.
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664
Who:
Turret
Hey!
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822
Who:
Turret
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-DUN! DUN DUN! Dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-DUN! DUN DUN! nananaDUNDUNDUN dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun...
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Who:
Core 2
I'm not defective!
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1315
Who:
Defective Turret
I was so bored, I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race. Ugh. I hope YOU didn't write any of them.
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776
Who:
GLaDOS
Good Job.
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630
Who:
GLaDOS
Excellent. Although great science is always the result of collaboration, keep in mind that, like Albert Einstein and his cousin Terry, history will only remember one of you.
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1665
Who:
GLaDOS
Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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260
Who:
GLaDOS
Stalemate Resolution Associate: Please press the Stalemate Resolution Button.
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2516
Who:
Announcer
I'll give you a hint. Button. That's all I'm gonna say. One word. Button.
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403
Who:
Wheatley
In the event that it does, this next test involves exposure to cattle tuberculosis. Good luck!
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683
Who:
GLaDOS
Well, maybe it's time I did something then.
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268
Who:
Wheatley
Oh... Mr. Johnson...
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26384
Who:
Caroline
Okay, yes, it's a trap. But it's only way through. Let's just do it.
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574
Who:
GLaDOS
Take me with you...
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922
Who:
Turret
We have to get you out of there!
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260
Who:
Wheatley
Your ping tool can also be used to indicate to your partner where you would like them to place their portal.
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322
Who:
GLaDOS
Allright, what have we got?
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259
Who:
Wheatley
Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
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260
Who:
Wheatley
You had to play bloody cat and mouse, didn't you? While people were trying to work. Yes, well, now we're all going to pay the price. BECAUSE WE'RE ALL GOING TO BLOODY DIE.
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Who:
Wheatley
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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257
Who:
GLaDOS
Nooooooooo...
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Who:
Defective Turret
Crap!
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1181
Who:
Defective Turret
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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259
Who:
GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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267
Who:
GLaDOS
clickclickclick
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694
Who:
Defective Turret
But you two have become quite the team. Extremely close.
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302
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you ever stop to think that eventually there’s a point where your name gets mentioned for the very last time. Well, here it is: I’m going to kill you, Chell.
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107321
Who:
GLaDOS
We're still doing science sir.
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3050
Who:
Caroline
We're running out of time...
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334
Who:
GLaDOS
So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious!
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Who:
GLaDOS
This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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261
Who:
Wheatley
Not you, test subject, you're doing fine.
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Who:
Cave Johnson
Don't plug him in.
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366
Who:
GLaDOS
No wait, come back. Sorry. Please. I was going somewhere with that.
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682
Who:
Wheatley
The billionth digit of Pi is 9.
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Who:
Core 3
Hello again, did you know these are the only set of tests available to you... you are going to need to select them again.
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971
Who:
GLaDOS
Gotta go to space. Yeah. Gotta go to space.
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1137
Who:
Core 1
We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?
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259
Who:
GLaDOS
Dull expression.
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282
Who:
GLaDOS
Your test assignment will vary, depending on the manner in which you have bent the world to your will.
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965
Who:
Cave Johnson
But I'm huge! [laugh turning to maniacal laugh]
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38116
Who:
Wheatley
You two aren't lost are you?
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261
Who:
GLaDOS
I don't want to scare you, but, I'm an Adventure Sphere. Designed for danger. So, why don't you go ahead and have yourself a little lady break, and I'll just take it from here.
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1437
Who:
Core 2
To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you if you fail. He refused. I understand. That would be like asking me not to test.
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287
Who:
GLaDOS
Corruption at 25%
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813
Who:
Core 3
You seem to have defeated its load-bearing capacity. Well done. I'll just lower the ceiling.
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483
Who:
GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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264
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh there goes another one. They're not Inexpensive. I'd just like to point that out. It seems unfair to smash screens. You could give them to people. Instead of smashing them, unscrew them and give them to a homeless person. I don't know what a homeless person would do with one. But you get my point. And you can't unscrew them, they're bolted in. But - just stop it!
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Who:
Wheatley
Silently killing you. Probably. If I had to guess.
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489
Who:
Wheatley
They'll probably throw you a party.
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386
Who:
GLaDOS
She was provoking you.
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803
Who:
Turret
This is the neurotoxin generator. Bit bigger than I expected. Not going to be able to just, you know, push it over. Have to apply some cleverness.
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628
Who:
Wheatley
No no wait wait waitAGGGHHHH
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2242
Who:
Defective Turret
Do something only a human would do.
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397
Who:
GLaDOS
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