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Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable.
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GLaDOS
Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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GLaDOS
Histrionic.
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GLaDOS
Lacks charisma.
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GLaDOS
That worked just like you said it would, Blue.
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GLaDOS
Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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GLaDOS
While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together.
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GLaDOS
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Wheatley
Come on! Come on!
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Wheatley
Might want to just pick me up.
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Wheatley
Allright, what have we got?
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Wheatley
Are you alright?
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Wheatley
This should take us right to her. I can't believe I'm finally doing this!
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Wheatley
Get to HER! I'll find you!
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Wheatley
This door's actually pretty complicated.
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Wheatley
Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Wheatley
Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!
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Wheatley
Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
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Wheatley
Ohhhhhh, we just made it! That was close.
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Wheatley
We made it we made it we made it we made it...
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Wheatley
Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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Wheatley
Oh, careful now.
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Wheatley
Quick, this way!
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of that room!
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Wheatley
Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Wheatley
Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?
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GLaDOS
It's like you're just machines.
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GLaDOS
Always sulking.
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GLaDOS
Lacks confidence.
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GLaDOS
Has irritating opinions.
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GLaDOS
Hostile to new ideas.
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GLaDOS
Unconstructive.
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GLaDOS
If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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GLaDOS
I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork.
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GLaDOS
Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either.
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GLaDOS
Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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GLaDOS
Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you.
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GLaDOS
Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.
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GLaDOS
Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?
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GLaDOS
If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.
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Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.
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GLaDOS
It's probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out.
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GLaDOS
As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay.
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GLaDOS
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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GLaDOS
There should be one in the corner.
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GLaDOS
It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits.
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GLaDOS
I'll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you.
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GLaDOS
Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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GLaDOS
Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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Wheatley
For your test.
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Wheatley
Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant.
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Wheatley
It's perfect. Except for all the glass hitting us when I smash through the lift, that's a bit of a problem.
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Wheatley
You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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Wheatley
Oh! It's going faster, which I was... not expecting.
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Wheatley
In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open.
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Wheatley
Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now.
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Wheatley
Go on!
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Wheatley
Alright, just a second...
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Wheatley
How you doing down there? You still holding on?
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Wheatley
It's... It's moving up.
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Wheatley
Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
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Wheatley
Quick word about the future plans that I've got in store.
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Wheatley
There's the exit! We're almost out of here!
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of there!
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Wheatley
Could you turn around? Is that possible?
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Wheatley
Come on! We have to go!
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Wheatley
You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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Wheatley
There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.
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Wheatley
Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
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Wheatley
There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
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Wheatley
Not much of a plan, if I'm honest. But I'm afraid it's all we have at his point. Barring a sudden barrage of speech from your direction. Improbable. At best.
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Wheatley
Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
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Wheatley
It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.
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Wheatley
There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
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Wheatley
Have you got any ideas?
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Wheatley
Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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Wheatley
Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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Wheatley
Ohhhhh, have you got an idea?
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Wheatley
What do you have there?
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Wheatley
It worked!
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Wheatley
Come on, let's go!
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Wheatley
Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!
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Wheatley
Try to jump across.
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Wheatley
Careful... Careful...
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Wheatley
Okay, this way
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Wheatley
No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you...
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Wheatley
While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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GLaDOS
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?
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GLaDOS
Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
Did you think the electrical switch was down there?
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GLaDOS
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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GLaDOS
You will know it when you find it.
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GLaDOS
No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.
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