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Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
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Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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Get to HER! I'll find you!
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Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?
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GLaDOS
I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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GLaDOS
I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time.
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Avoids responsibility.
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GLaDOS
I think he's getting desperate.
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GLaDOS
This next test involves emancipation grills. Remember? I told you about them in the last test area, that did not have one.
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In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open.
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Keep moving, keep moving...
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Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?
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Okay, fine. I'll ask you again in a few decades.
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Okay, down these stairs.
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Give up? Also the floor. Was the answer that time. Same as before. Still on the floor.
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Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
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Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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Come on, let's go!
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Oh, careful now.
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Try to jump across.
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Are you OK?
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Okay, this way
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You know who ended up, do you know who ended up taking her down in the end? You're not going to believe this. A human.
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Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through.
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Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
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The turret factory should be this way I think.
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Quick, this way!
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Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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You are making this harder than it needs to be.
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Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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Plug me in, plug me in!
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All sealed off years ago, of course.
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Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
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It worked!
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It emphasizes teamwork.
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Still. That would have been exciting.
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Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.
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Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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It's... It's moving up.
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Here she comes! Keep testing! Remember: you never saw me!
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Wheatley
What's going on?
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Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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What's happening on your side, anything?
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Well, that should do it.
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Follow the feeder tube to the generator room! I'll meet you there.
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It's like you're just machines.
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Fears intimacy.
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Feeds off the misery of others.
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Unconstructive.
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Antisocial.
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With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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Here's another core! This one should do it!
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You're on your own.
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One moment.
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Right behind me.
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Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
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There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
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Almost there...
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Hurry! This way!
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Come on! Over here! This way!
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No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.
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I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you...
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Orange is awarded five points!
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Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?
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I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses.
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Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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Did you think the electrical switch was down there?
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Lacks confidence.
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The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.
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Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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Come on through.
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Come on! Come on!
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We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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Come on! We have to go!
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Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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Ohhhhhh, we just made it! That was close.
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There you are! I was starting to get worried.
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While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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Most of them are simply good test subjects.
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Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.
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Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?
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I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork.
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Are you scared to save those humans?
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Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.
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Just as mementos, though...
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Go on!
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The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
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Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
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Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
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Pop a little portal, just there, alright? Behind me. And come on through.
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Oh, that port looks comfy. Why don't you put me on it, please.
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So: there's PLENTY of time to recover. Just take it slow.
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