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Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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Oh, careful now.
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While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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GLaDOS
If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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GLaDOS
It's perfect. Except for all the glass hitting us when I smash through the lift, that's a bit of a problem.
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Wheatley
So: there's PLENTY of time to recover. Just take it slow.
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Wheatley
Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
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Wheatley
Keep moving, keep moving...
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Wheatley
I just have to figure out how. To break us out of here.
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Wheatley
I'll meet you on the other side!
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Wheatley
Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.
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Wheatley
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track.
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GLaDOS
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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Carry on.
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Wheatley
There's the exit! We're almost out of here!
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You will need him for the final track.
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While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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GLaDOS
Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.
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Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
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Wheatley
Give up? Also the floor. Was the answer that time. Same as before. Still on the floor.
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Wheatley
There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
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Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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Have you got any ideas?
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Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.
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Quick, this way!
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Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?
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GLaDOS
Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.
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There we go. I wanted to talk to you for a moment, if I may.
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Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
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Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
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All sealed off years ago, of course.
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I'm sure we'll be fine.
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If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.
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Okay, fine. I'll ask you again in a few decades.
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Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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Pop a little portal, just there, alright? Behind me. And come on through.
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Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here...
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Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
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This way! This way!
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Are you OK?
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Only one more test after this.
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Please ping a white portalable surface.
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Busybody.
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With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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Probably.
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So whatever you're doing, keep doing it!
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What do you have there?
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Come on, let's go!
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Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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You both need to do something.
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Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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It's like you're just machines.
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Fears intimacy.
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Antisocial.
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GLaDOS
HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
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I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you...
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Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.
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Orange do what Blue just did.
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Irritable.
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Unconstructive.
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I think he's getting desperate.
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Okay, down these stairs.
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Go on!
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Here she comes! Keep testing! Remember: you never saw me!
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Just turn around.
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What's going on?
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Almost there...
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While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together.
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The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
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It's... It's moving up.
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Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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Try to jump across.
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Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?
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Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.
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It emphasizes teamwork.
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I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses.
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I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you.
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Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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Did you do that on purpose?
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Lacks confidence.
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Histrionic.
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Charmless.
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I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork.
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Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.
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Just as mementos, though...
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Here, let me get that for you.
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I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake.
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Go on!
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Oh! It's going faster, which I was... not expecting.
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, we're really close to busting out, just hang in there for five more chambers.
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Get to HER! I'll find you!
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Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
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Well, that should do it.
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It worked!
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We made it we made it we made it we made it...
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