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But don't worry, you are in the lead.
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GLaDOS
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
Blue do what Orange just did.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time.
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GLaDOS
Lacks confidence.
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GLaDOS
Avoids responsibility.
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Ignores directions.
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Has irritating opinions.
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Unconstructive.
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Histrionic.
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Lacks charisma.
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GLaDOS
The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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GLaDOS
Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you.
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GLaDOS
Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?
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GLaDOS
Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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GLaDOS
Anything? Take your time.
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GLaDOS
Programmed in one last tremor, for old time's sake.
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Wheatley
Right behind me.
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Wheatley
Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Come on! Come on!
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Wheatley
We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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Wheatley
You have to get to the catwalk behind me!
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Wheatley
Alright, just a second...
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Wheatley
Now, escape pod... escape pod...
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Wheatley
Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
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Wheatley
Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
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Wheatley
HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
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Wheatley
Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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Wheatley
Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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Wheatley
Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
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Wheatley
Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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Wheatley
Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?
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Wheatley
Come on, let's go!
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Wheatley
The turret factory should be this way I think.
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Wheatley
Let's try this again. Try to make your way across the machinery.
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Wheatley
Wait. Careful. Let me light this jump for you
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Wheatley
Okay, this way
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Wheatley
Quick, this way!
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Wheatley
Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.
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Wheatley
Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Wheatley
To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints.
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GLaDOS
Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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GLaDOS
Orange what did you do?
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It seems rather earlier to require reassembly.
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Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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GLaDOS
Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.
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You will know it when you find it.
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Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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Hostile to new ideas.
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GLaDOS
Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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GLaDOS
While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together.
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GLaDOS
If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.
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I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.
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I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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It's probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out.
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GLaDOS
That's his voice up ahead.
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GLaDOS
There should be one in the corner.
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Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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GLaDOS
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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Wheatley
The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
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Wheatley
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Wheatley
Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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Wheatley
It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
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Wheatley
Just pop a portal right behind me there, and come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
Come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
Plug me in, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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Wheatley
How you doing down there? You still holding on?
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Wheatley
Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
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On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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Wheatley
Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
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Wheatley
Just, ah... pick me up. Take me with you.
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Wheatley
It's... It's moving up.
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Wheatley
Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
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Wheatley
She's bringing the whole place down! Hurry!
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of there!
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Wheatley
Could you turn around? Is that possible?
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Wheatley
Come on! We have to go!
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Wheatley
There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
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Wheatley
Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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Wheatley
Just... have a look through the old window.
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Wheatley
Ohhh, it hasn't done it.
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Wheatley
There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
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Wheatley
Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
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Wheatley
Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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Wheatley
Hurry! This way!
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Wheatley
This way! This way!
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Wheatley
We made it we made it we made it we made it...
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Wheatley
Follow the feeder tube to the generator room! I'll meet you there.
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