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Plug me in, plug me in!
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Wheatley
In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open.
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Wheatley
Give up? Also the floor. Was the answer that time. Same as before. Still on the floor.
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Wheatley
Keep moving, keep moving...
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Wheatley
Might want to just pick me up.
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Wheatley
GET IN!
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Wheatley
Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
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Wheatley
Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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Wheatley
There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
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Wheatley
Try to jump across.
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Wheatley
Quick, this way!
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Wheatley
No no no, not that way!
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Wheatley
Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.
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GLaDOS
Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.
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GLaDOS
I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time.
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GLaDOS
Ignores directions.
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GLaDOS
Has irritating opinions.
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GLaDOS
I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork.
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GLaDOS
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along.
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GLaDOS
Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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Wheatley
You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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Wheatley
It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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Wheatley
Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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Wheatley
Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
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Wheatley
Go on.
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Wheatley
You know who ended up, do you know who ended up taking her down in the end? You're not going to believe this. A human.
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Wheatley
I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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Wheatley
We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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Wheatley
Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
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Wheatley
We are going to shut down her turret production line, turn off her neurotoxin, and then confront her.
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Wheatley
She's bringing the whole place down! Hurry!
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Wheatley
What's going on?
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Wheatley
What's happening on your side, anything?
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Wheatley
Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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Wheatley
Oh, careful now.
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Wheatley
Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
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Wheatley
Hm. Let's try this way.
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Wheatley
It emphasizes teamwork.
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GLaDOS
I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses.
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GLaDOS
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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GLaDOS
Lacks confidence.
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GLaDOS
Avoids responsibility.
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GLaDOS
Unconstructive.
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GLaDOS
Histrionic.
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GLaDOS
Lacks charisma.
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GLaDOS
If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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GLaDOS
Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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GLaDOS
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.
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GLaDOS
It's probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out.
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GLaDOS
If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.
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GLaDOS
Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through.
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Wheatley
Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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Wheatley
Come on! Come on!
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Wheatley
Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
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Wheatley
There's the exit! We're almost out of here!
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of there!
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Wheatley
Can you get out?
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Wheatley
Just turn around.
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Wheatley
You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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Wheatley
There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
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Wheatley
Get to HER! I'll find you!
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Wheatley
Have you got any ideas?
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Wheatley
Ohhhhh, have you got an idea?
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Wheatley
It worked!
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Wheatley
The turret factory should be this way I think.
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Wheatley
Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Wheatley
While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
It's like you're just machines.
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GLaDOS
Never shares.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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GLaDOS
Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?
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GLaDOS
Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?
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GLaDOS
It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits.
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GLaDOS
For your test.
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Wheatley
Pop a little portal, just there, alright? Behind me. And come on through.
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Wheatley
Come on come on come on!
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Wheatley
Go! Go go go!
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Wheatley
Go on!
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Wheatley
Would you mind putting your back towards me? So I can see only your back. And not your face.
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Wheatley
Are you alright?
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Wheatley
Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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Wheatley
Ohhh, it hasn't done it.
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Wheatley
Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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Wheatley
Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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Wheatley
Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!
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Wheatley
No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.
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Wheatley
We have to split up here for a moment. Portal up to that passage and I'll see you on the other side.
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Wheatley
Calibrating Orange's weight...
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GLaDOS
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