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Orange what did you do?
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GLaDOS
I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.
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GLaDOS
It seems rather earlier to require reassembly.
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GLaDOS
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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GLaDOS
Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.
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GLaDOS
No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.
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GLaDOS
Lacks confidence.
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GLaDOS
Avoids responsibility.
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GLaDOS
Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either.
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GLaDOS
Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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GLaDOS
With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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GLaDOS
Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?
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GLaDOS
Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?
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GLaDOS
That's his voice up ahead.
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GLaDOS
I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along.
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GLaDOS
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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GLaDOS
Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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GLaDOS
For your test.
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Wheatley
Go on. Just jam me in over there.
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Wheatley
Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
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Wheatley
Plug me in, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Wheatley
Alright, just a second...
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Wheatley
Keep moving, keep moving...
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Wheatley
Just, ah... pick me up. Take me with you.
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Wheatley
Now, escape pod... escape pod...
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Wheatley
It's... It's moving up.
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Wheatley
Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
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Wheatley
I just have to figure out how. To break us out of here.
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Wheatley
GET IN!
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Wheatley
There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.
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Wheatley
Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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Wheatley
I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
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Wheatley
You know when I mentioned ten minutes? A little bit optimistic!
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Wheatley
Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!
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Wheatley
Ohhh, it hasn't done it.
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Wheatley
Have you got any ideas?
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Wheatley
Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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Wheatley
Ohhhhh, have you got an idea?
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Wheatley
It worked!
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Wheatley
Come on, let's go!
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Wheatley
The turret factory should be this way I think.
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Wheatley
Oh, careful now.
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Wheatley
Wait. Careful. Let me light this jump for you
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Wheatley
Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Wheatley
You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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GLaDOS
While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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GLaDOS
Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?
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GLaDOS
At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.
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GLaDOS
You will know it when you find it.
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GLaDOS
Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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GLaDOS
Blue, why did you do that to Orange?
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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GLaDOS
The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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GLaDOS
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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GLaDOS
Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.
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GLaDOS
I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
There should be one in the corner.
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GLaDOS
If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.
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GLaDOS
It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits.
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GLaDOS
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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Wheatley
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Wheatley
I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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Wheatley
Right behind me.
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Wheatley
Just pop a portal right behind me there, and come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Wheatley
Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through.
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Wheatley
In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open.
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Wheatley
We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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Wheatley
You have to get to the catwalk behind me!
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Wheatley
How you doing down there? You still holding on?
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Wheatley
Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
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Wheatley
On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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Wheatley
Quick word about the future plans that I've got in store.
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Wheatley
There's the exit! We're almost out of here!
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of there!
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Wheatley
Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
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Wheatley
It's still going down! Keep it up!
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Wheatley
HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
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Wheatley
All sealed off years ago, of course.
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Wheatley
Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
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Wheatley
It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.
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Wheatley
Just... have a look through the old window.
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Wheatley
It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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Wheatley
Almost there...
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Wheatley
What's happening on your side, anything?
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Wheatley
Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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Wheatley
There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
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Wheatley
Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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Wheatley
Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?
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Wheatley
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