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Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
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We have to get you out of there!
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Are you alright?
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Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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It worked!
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Are you OK?
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Quick, this way!
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If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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Just as mementos, though...
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Go on!
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Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open.
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Give up? Also the floor. Was the answer that time. Same as before. Still on the floor.
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On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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What's going on?
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There you are! I was starting to get worried.
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Okay, this way
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Orange receives
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Most of them are simply good test subjects.
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Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.
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Ignores directions.
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Did you know, the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling?
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Orange, your plan is working perfectly.
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Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.
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It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits.
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How you doing down there? You still holding on?
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So: there's PLENTY of time to recover. Just take it slow.
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It's... It's moving up.
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Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.
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Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.
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Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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Fears intimacy.
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Unconstructive.
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Here's another core! This one should do it!
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You have no idea what it's like in this body.
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Go on. Just jam me in over there.
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Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
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Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through.
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Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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Plug me in, plug me in!
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Alright, just a second...
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Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
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Just turn around.
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So whatever you're doing, keep doing it!
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Not much of a plan, if I'm honest. But I'm afraid it's all we have at his point. Barring a sudden barrage of speech from your direction. Improbable. At best.
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What's happening on your side, anything?
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I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you...
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Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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Did you think the electrical switch was down there?
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It's like you're just machines.
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Never shares.
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Lacks confidence.
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Has irritating opinions.
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Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.
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Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?
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It's probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out.
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If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.
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The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
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Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
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Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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Come on! We have to go!
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You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
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We have to get you out of that room!
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Calibrating Orange's weight...
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Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.
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While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you.
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While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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It seems rather earlier to require reassembly.
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Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?
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While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.
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Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.
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If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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Are you scared to save those humans?
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If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.
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Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.
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Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?
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Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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You're on your own.
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Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on.
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Oh! It's going faster, which I was... not expecting.
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Right behind me.
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Come on through.
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Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Come on! Come on!
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Go! Go go go!
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There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
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Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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