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Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
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Wheatley
Hibernating
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919
Who:
Turret
Uhoh
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979
Who:
Turret
Uh oh.
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457
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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1378
Who:
Turret
I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME.
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8086
Who:
GLaDOS
I want to be plugged in, please!
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353
Who:
Wheatley
He's taking us right TO him! This is PERFECT.
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361
Who:
GLaDOS
Hold on...
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337
Who:
GLaDOS
A bloody bird! Right? Couldn't believe it either. And then the bird--
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1229
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Wheatley
Okay, I'm gonna lay my cards on the table: I don't wanna do it. I don't want to go in there. Don't... Don't go in there - She's off. She's off! Panic over! She's off. All fine! On we go.
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618
Who:
Wheatley
QUICK: WHAT'S THE SITUATION? Oh, hello angel. I guess I must have died and gone to heaven. Name's Rick. So, you out having yourself a little adventure?
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Who:
Core 2
Oh my god.
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2882
Who:
GLaDOS
Go press the button! Go press it!
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1081
Who:
GLaDOS
Moves lips while reading.
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409
Who:
GLaDOS
Good job jumping. You must be very proud.
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832
Who:
GLaDOS
Just get it off me...
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345
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't make lemonade!
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Who:
Turret
There you are
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2511
Who:
Turret
I have the results of the last chamber: You are a horrible person. That's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
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3591
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GLaDOS
Well, you bested me this time.
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412
Who:
Defective Turret
Sorry, we're closed
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2100
Who:
Turret
What are you doing? Put me back this instant.
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406
Who:
GLaDOS
Wow.
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774
Who:
GLaDOS
In the event that the Enrichment Center is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from spa
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803
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, careful now.
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311
Who:
Wheatley
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-action and adventure-dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-playing by our own rules-nanana-hanging by our fingers from a mountain-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun...
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Core 2
You can also feel free to relax for up to 20 minutes in the waiting room, which is a damn sight more comfortable than the park benches most of you were sleeping on when we found you.
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1252
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Cave Johnson
I lied.
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803
Who:
GLaDOS
For god's sake, you're BOXES with LEGS! It is literally your only purpose! Walking onto buttons! How can you not do the one thing you were designed for?
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6215
Who:
Wheatley
Agh! You're alive! Great!
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540
Who:
Wheatley
You’ve made your point.
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835
Who:
Turret
Laughs at own jokes. What a bore.
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692
Who:
GLaDOS
Go on.
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349
Who:
Wheatley
Always weeping. Poor thing.
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527
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GLaDOS
Good news. I figured out what to do with all the money I save recycling your one roomful of air. When you die, I'm going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby. That way future generations can learn from you how not to have your unfortunate bone structure.
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GLaDOS
Chews with mouth open.
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336
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GLaDOS
Thank you - I can't believe I'm thanking these people - for staggering your way through Aperture Science's propulsion gel testing. You've made some real contributions to society for a change, and for that, humanity is grateful.
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Who:
Cave Johnson
Oh, it will. Believe me, it will.
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1842
Who:
GLaDOS
Be careful. Hugging can lead to... well, me disassembling you forever.
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519
Who:
GLaDOS
Goodbye Caroline!
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Caroline
[laugh]
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41648
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Cave Johnson
Bam! Bam bam bam! Take that, space.
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4185
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Core 1
(excited gasps)
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1639
Who:
Core 1
Sorry about the mess. I've really let the place go since you killed me. By the way, thanks for that.
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1426
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GLaDOS
Not you, test subject, you're doing fine.
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Cave Johnson
If you want to upset a human, just say their weight variance is above or below the norm.
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GLaDOS
You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life.
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GLaDOS
[tired breathing] Nevermind. Nevermind. Solve it yourself. You're on your own.
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549
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Wheatley
Yeah, I'm uh... I'm a bad man!
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960
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Defective Turret
I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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335
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GLaDOS
Hey lady. Lady.
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1067
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Core 1
It'll be fine. Get in.
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351
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Wheatley
Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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327
Who:
GLaDOS
Stay calm! 'Prepare' - that's all they're saying. 'Prepare.' It's all fine. Alright? Don't move. I'm gonna get us out of here.
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649
Who:
Wheatley
Did you know, the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling?
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330
Who:
GLaDOS
Turrets!
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442
Who:
Wheatley
Try to get us down there. I'll hit him with a paradox.
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542
Who:
GLaDOS
We made it we made it we made it. Space!
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3397
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Core 1
Programmed in one last tremor, for old time's sake.
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372
Who:
Wheatley
The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way.
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Who:
Core 3
What?
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419
Who:
Wheatley
I would prefer to speak to one of you in private but since that is not an option here, I will speak in code that only one of you will understand. Blue: Orange is plotting to destroy you.
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GLaDOS
Thank you for completing the testing courses. If you enjoyed your experience, you may now re-enter the testing course of your choice.
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988
Who:
Announcer
I'm kidding.
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915
Who:
GLaDOS
Look, you're... doing a great job. Can you handle things for yourself for a while? I need to think.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Here we are. The Incinerator Room. Be careful not to trip over any parts of me that didn't get completely burned when you threw them down here.
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GLaDOS
Yeah, doubt it.
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Wheatley
YEAH! What's happening?
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489
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Defective Turret
Still. That would have been exciting.
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307
Who:
GLaDOS
Excellent. The Enrichment Center reminds you that bold, persistent experimentation is the hallmark of good science.
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462
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GLaDOS
Why do I hate you so much? You ever wonder that? I'm brilliant. I’m not bragging. It's an objective fact. I'm the most massive collection of wisdom that’s ever existed. And I hate you. It can't be for no reason. You must deserve it.
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GLaDOS
Now she'll argue. She'll say she can't. She's modest like that. But you make her.
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1900
Who:
Cave Johnson
The situation you are in is very dangerous.
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Who:
Core 3
And to your right, something huge hurtling towards you OH GOD RUN! THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE.
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Who:
Wheatley
You alright down there? Can you hear me? Hello?
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820
Who:
Wheatley
Alright, get moving.
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326
Who:
Wheatley
Goodbye!
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3492
Who:
Turret
GO.
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1105
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh! Right, the escape lift! I'll call it now.
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334
Who:
Wheatley
Undelete, undelete! Where's the undelete button?
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Who:
Wheatley
Press the button again.
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1101
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh boy.
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1080
Who:
Core 1
Don't forget! Thorn! Side!
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Who:
Core 2
Incoherent.
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326
Who:
GLaDOS
Just stop flailing around like an incompetent.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium.
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Who:
Core 3
Please get it off me.
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555
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't listen to him. Jump.
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546
Who:
GLaDOS
This is not good.
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Who:
Turret
Yeah yeah yeah okay okay.
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4022
Who:
Core 1
clickclickclick
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481
Who:
Defective Turret
I have to agree. Orange is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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384
Who:
GLaDOS
Agh! Bird! Bird! Kill it! It's evil!
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38579
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop it!
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5610
Who:
GLaDOS
Owwwww!
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1445
Who:
Turret
But don't worry, you are in the lead.
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351
Who:
GLaDOS
Come on through.
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342
Who:
Wheatley
I can't see a thing. What just happened? Better open fire! [click click click click] Dang!
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Who:
Defective Turret
ow.
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551
Who:
GLaDOS
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