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Martyr.
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389
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GLaDOS
Stay back.
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389
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GLaDOS
And...?
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389
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GLaDOS
There she is...
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389
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Wheatley
Get in the lift! Get in the lift!
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388
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Wheatley
That’s right. You're not humans.
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387
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GLaDOS
You did very well.
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387
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GLaDOS
We all agree you should stop.
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387
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GLaDOS
He's found the cooperative testing initiative. It's... em, just something I came up with to phase out human test subjects.
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387
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GLaDOS
I thought of some good news. He's going to run out of test chambers eventually. I never stockpiled them.
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387
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GLaDOS
Look how small you are down there! I can barely see you! Very tiny and insignificant!
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387
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Wheatley
Conversion gel. It's dripping out of that pipe there.
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386
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GLaDOS
I think we're in trouble.
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386
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GLaDOS
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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386
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Wheatley
That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies.
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385
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GLaDOS
You really don't need to keep failing.
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385
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GLaDOS
No thanks! We're good! Appreciate it!
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385
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Wheatley
Excellent. I think you have earned a break from the official testing courses.
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384
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GLaDOS
That's right. Drink it in. You could eat off those wall panels.
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384
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GLaDOS
Finish it...
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384
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Wheatley
Two. One or two more tremors in there. Just for fun.
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Wheatley
To do that, the tests were nothing more than 5 minutes of them walking followed by me praising them for another 10 minutes on how well they walked.
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GLaDOS
You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which erases most Aperture Science equipment that touches it.
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GLaDOS
Just so you know, I have to go give a deposition. For an upcoming trial. In case that interests you.
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383
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GLaDOS
Yes, do do it!
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383
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Wheatley
I'm trouble.
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383
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Defective Turret
Alright, check THIS out.
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383
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Defective Turret
Blue what did you do?
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382
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GLaDOS
Ummmm. Yeah, I can't do it if you're watching.
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Wheatley
If you are alive, can you say something. Jump around so I know you are OK?
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382
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Wheatley
Right. Well, I’m going to take this rail down the back way.
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382
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Wheatley
The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Blue is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One.
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GLaDOS
Stop failing, you need to find the vault door.
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381
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GLaDOS
I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave.
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GLaDOS
No A.I. can resist thinking about them.
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381
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GLaDOS
Okay, you didn't have time to stop, I understand, but that WAS actually important.
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381
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GLaDOS
I'll be honest, I might have heard that one before, though. Sort of cheating.
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Wheatley
This is the main breaker room.
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Wheatley
Blue, you go first.
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GLaDOS
Was that course too difficult?
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GLaDOS
Thank you, that was very brave of you to tell me.
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GLaDOS
But it's not too late to avoid all of that by simply not using the gel. There you go, I said it. I gave away my plan. But I couldn't watch you hurt yourself like this.
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Wheatley
So. If you've got any reservations whatsoever about this plan, now would be the time to voice them.
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Wheatley
Turn around. I'll only be a second. If you don't mind.
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380
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Wheatley
How was that?
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Defective Turret
The locking mechanism can tell you aren't humans.
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379
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GLaDOS
Never on time.
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378
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GLaDOS
Manipulative.
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378
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GLaDOS
I have to agree. Orange is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Do you understand what I'm saying? At all? Does any of this make any sense? Just tell me, 'Yes'.
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Wheatley
I tell you, if I was up against impossible odds, this is the way I'd want to go out: mashed with dignity. That'd be the way I'd choose.
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Wheatley
The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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GLaDOS
Oh. Sorry. Could have... sworn you said something.
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Wheatley
Get ready for it!
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Defective Turret
The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player.
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GLaDOS
Anyway, we're really close to busting out. Just hang in there for - OW!
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Wheatley
AH! I've just done it again.
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375
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Wheatley
Hold on! The neurotoxin levels are going down.
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Wheatley
That did it! Neurotoxin at zero percent! Yes!
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375
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Wheatley
This place is huge.
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Wheatley
No can do.
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Defective Turret
You're better than that.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for.
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374
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GLaDOS
Old.
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374
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GLaDOS
Don't plug him in.
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374
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GLaDOS
Can you see it anywhere? I can't see it anywhere. Uh. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, the point is we're gonna break out of here, alright? But we can't do it yet. Look for me fifteen chambers ahead.
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Wheatley
This place is going to blow up if I don't get back in my body!
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GLaDOS
The good news is... well, none so far, to be honest. I'll get back to you on that.
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GLaDOS
Are you going to open this door? Because it's fairly urgent.
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Wheatley
Don't worry, they are of no use to anyone, totally boring and useless.
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GLaDOS
Arsonist.
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GLaDOS
Antagonistic. I don't know about that.
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GLaDOS
Wait. Careful. Let me light this jump for you
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Wheatley
That will give you PLENTY of time to chat.
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GLaDOS
Blue, you are very good at being an example.
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GLaDOS
Not a problem. I'll make an exit.
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Wheatley
Yeah.
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371
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Defective Turret
I am not sure you will need him but he will be there.
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GLaDOS
Walk casually toward my position and we'll go shut her down.
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370
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Wheatley
Now, escape pod... escape pod...
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370
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Wheatley
Excellent work.
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369
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GLaDOS
We're so close, you can't fail now!
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369
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GLaDOS
Annnnd off we go!
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369
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Wheatley
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that?
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368
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GLaDOS
And off we go.
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368
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Wheatley
Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there we're gonna need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready...
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Wheatley
Ooagh!
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368
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Wheatley
Chronically late.
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367
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GLaDOS
I hardly think you're even trying with these gestures anymore.
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367
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GLaDOS
Before you leave, why don't we do one more test? For old time's sake...
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GLaDOS
Slapping hands. That accomplishes something.
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GLaDOS
Go on.
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Wheatley
Right. Hmm. I'm gonna have to hack the door so we can get at it.
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Wheatley
I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.
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365
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GLaDOS
times in this test. Not that it matters. It doesn't. So congratulations job well done.
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365
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GLaDOS
Blue, Orange and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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365
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GLaDOS
Go ahead, plug me in.
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365
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GLaDOS
I know I'm early, but we have to go right NOW!
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365
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Wheatley
All cooperative testing courses begin at this central hub.
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364
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GLaDOS
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