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Ignores task at hand. Won't for long.
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438
Who:
GLaDOS
Without the consequence of death, is this even science?
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438
Who:
GLaDOS
I'd love to help you solve the tests. But I can't.
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438
Who:
GLaDOS
This next test involves discouragement redirection cubes. I'd just finished building them before you had your, well, episode. So now we'll both get to see how they work.
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438
Who:
GLaDOS
Still running. Alright. Looks tiring. Tell you what - you stop running and I'll stop bombing you... That seems fair.
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438
Who:
Wheatley
Are you okay? Are you - Don't answer that. I'm absolutely sure you're fine. There's plenty of time for you to recover. Just take it slow.
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438
Who:
Wheatley
The irony is that you were almost at the last test.
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437
Who:
GLaDOS
So what do you say? You carry me up to him and put me back into my body, and I stop us from blowing up and let you go.
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437
Who:
GLaDOS
Hairless. Hm.
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436
Who:
GLaDOS
Remember when I told you that he was specifically designed to make bad decisions? Because I think he's decided not to maintain any of the crucial functions required to keep this facility from exploding.
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436
Who:
GLaDOS
Not getting better with age!
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436
Who:
Defective Turret
Ohhh, not now!
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436
Who:
Defective Turret
If you want to just call it quits, we could just sit here. Forever. That's an option. Option A: Sit here. Do nothing. Option B: Go through there, and if she's alive, she'll almost certainly kill us.
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433
Who:
Wheatley
Yeah, what?
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433
Who:
Defective Turret
Thanks!
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432
Who:
GLaDOS
Look, anyway. I've spoken enough. Take your time. I'll let you think about it. I don't want to pressure you: is it the lair? Is it the masher? You know what my opinion is: Masher. I'm leaning toward masher. Up to you. Just gonna give you some time to think
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432
Who:
Wheatley
No variances detected.
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430
Who:
GLaDOS
The reserve power ran out, so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subjects.
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430
Who:
Wheatley
AH!
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430
Who:
Wheatley
I’ve been listening to Orange talk and I don’t know how you put up with it, I really don’t. You have the patience of a saint.
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429
Who:
GLaDOS
You seem to have defeated its load-bearing capacity. Well done. I'll just lower the ceiling.
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429
Who:
GLaDOS
Ohhhh. Another door malfunction. I'm going to take care of this once and for all. Stay here, I'll be back in a while.
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429
Who:
GLaDOS
clickclickclick
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429
Who:
Defective Turret
Okay, have it your way. What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control there? Cuz it looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire...
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427
Who:
Core 2
I'm sorry. The arrows seem to have rusted off. Good luck.
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425
Who:
GLaDOS
Locked and loaded!
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424
Who:
Defective Turret
Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain.
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423
Who:
GLaDOS
She did all the work.
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423
Who:
GLaDOS
Ah. That just cleans right off, does it? Well, that would have been good to know. A little earlier.
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422
Who:
Wheatley
Keep it up, baby! You're creamin' him!
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421
Who:
Core 2
It wasn't anything personal. Just... you know. You DID kill me. Fair's fair.
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420
Who:
GLaDOS
Every time you fail, it's a reminder of the way things used to be. But then there you are. Again. Like nothing happened.
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419
Who:
GLaDOS
What happened? What, what, what have you put onto me? What is that?
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419
Who:
Wheatley
Well, I tried. Best of luck!
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419
Who:
Defective Turret
Time to watch the master.
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419
Who:
Defective Turret
Okay, so the bad news is the tests are MY tests now. So they can kill us.
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418
Who:
GLaDOS
Say. Remember when we cleared the air back there? Is there... anything you want to say to me? Anything?
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418
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay. New plan. Act natural. We've done NOTHING wrong.
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418
Who:
Wheatley
What are you two doing?
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416
Who:
GLaDOS
I wonder if that dancing has some effect on you?
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415
Who:
GLaDOS
Preparing to love this... don't want to build it up too much... but I think this one's going to be good, I can tell...
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415
Who:
Wheatley
clickclickclick
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415
Who:
Defective Turret
Um.
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415
Who:
Defective Turret
Startles easily. Boo!
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414
Who:
GLaDOS
Wait here. Don't go anywhere. I'll be back.
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412
Who:
GLaDOS
Have you worked out the one good trait humans have, yet?
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412
Who:
GLaDOS
Once testing starts, I'm required by protocol to keep interaction with you to a minimum. Luckily, we haven't started testing yet. This will be our only chance to talk.
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412
Who:
GLaDOS
To clarify, I was being a little bit facetious about wanting to get rid of monitors. They're actually really quite useful. So I do want them around. So if you could just avoid smashing them.
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412
Who:
Wheatley
Here it comes, pal!
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412
Who:
Defective Turret
Ah, come on!
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412
Who:
Defective Turret
Ha ha ha ha ha. Did I tell you the one about the turned-off reassembly machine?
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411
Who:
GLaDOS
Pfff. I guess.
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410
Who:
Core 2
You do know I can't wave back right?
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410
Who:
GLaDOS
MOVE.
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410
Who:
Wheatley
You're the type of show-off who only shows off really stupid things.
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409
Who:
GLaDOS
Can you see the portal gun?
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409
Who:
Wheatley
clickclickclick
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409
Who:
Defective Turret
Very good! You found those useless blueprints.
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408
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh! Sorry. The lift. Sorry. I keep forgetting.
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408
Who:
Wheatley
Look for a switch that says ESCAPE POD. Alright? Don't touch ANYTHING else.
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408
Who:
Wheatley
Run!
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408
Who:
Wheatley
Uh, yeah, what?
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408
Who:
Defective Turret
Still, if it were, Orange would be winning.
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407
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't listen to him. Jump.
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407
Who:
GLaDOS
No!
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407
Who:
Wheatley
Nope. Okay. A... A... A... A... A... C.
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407
Who:
Wheatley
Yes!
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406
Who:
Wheatley
Congratulations on completing the Aperture Science standard cooperative testing courses.
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405
Who:
GLaDOS
Nevermind. I have to go... check something. Test on your own recognizance. I'll be back.
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405
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry about the lift. It's, uh... out of service. Because it melted.
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405
Who:
Wheatley
A computer. Not a surprise. Expected. Check that off the list. Computer identified. Tick.
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405
Who:
Wheatley
Hey! Hey! It's me! I'm okay!
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405
Who:
Wheatley
Agggh...
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405
Who:
Defective Turret
Yay, Orange is back. Testing can continue.
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404
Who:
GLaDOS
Come back!
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404
Who:
Wheatley
Blue, how well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange? What if I told you, you aren't Orange's first cooperative partner?
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403
Who:
GLaDOS
[tired breathing] Nevermind. Nevermind. Solve it yourself. You're on your own.
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403
Who:
Wheatley
Do it!
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403
Who:
Wheatley
BAM! Secret panel! That I opened. While your back was turned.
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403
Who:
Wheatley
I’m sorry, Subject Orange.
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402
Who:
GLaDOS
Be careful. Hugging can lead to... well, me disassembling you forever.
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402
Who:
GLaDOS
Humans! That's what you look like right now.
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401
Who:
GLaDOS
Alright. So my paradox idea didn't work.
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401
Who:
GLaDOS
After seeing what he's done to my facility -- after we take over again -- is it alright if I kill him?
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401
Who:
GLaDOS
And here's the best part. There's a conveyor belt that will convey you in convenient comfort right into the masher. You won't have to lift a finger. Everything's been taken care of. Didn't have to. Didn't have to do that.
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401
Who:
Wheatley
Let go of me!
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401
Who:
Wheatley
clickclickclick
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401
Who:
Defective Turret
Watch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn.
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401
Who:
Defective Turret
If at first you don't succeed, quit and try another course.
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400
Who:
GLaDOS
The...um... sorry.. I wouldn't say smelly. Just attending to the humans.
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400
Who:
Wheatley
Yeah, how ya doin'?
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400
Who:
Defective Turret
Look at this! No rail to tell us where to go! OH, this is brilliant. We can go where ever we want! Hold on, though, where are we going? Seriously. Hang on, let me just get my bearings. Hm. Just follow the rail, actually.
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399
Who:
Wheatley
Best of luck, lady!
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399
Who:
Defective Turret
There. Bing! Perfect. On you go.
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398
Who:
Wheatley
Ay. Double Pee-Ell-Ee.
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398
Who:
Wheatley
Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry.
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398
Who:
Defective Turret
You're doing great!
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397
Who:
Core 2
Good. You have a dual portal device. There should be a way back to the testing area up ahead.
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397
Who:
GLaDOS
I'll bet you're both dying to know what your big surprise is. Only TWO more chambers!
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397
Who:
Wheatley
I'm afraid the door's locked. Just checked it. No way to hack it as far as I can tell. The mechanism must be on the -oh, now look at that. That's a big laser!
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397
Who:
Wheatley
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