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Alright, off you go!
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Wheatley
Apparently this human escaped and nobody's seen him since.
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Wheatley
Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you.
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Wheatley
Don't want to hassle you. Sure you're busy. But--still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up.
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333
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Wheatley
Try to make your way back out here!
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333
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Wheatley
Agh!
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Wheatley
I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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Wheatley
You already did this one. It'll be easy.
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GLaDOS
Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.
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GLaDOS
Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
It won't.
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GLaDOS
There should be one in the corner.
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GLaDOS
Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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Wheatley
Oh, and don't bother trying to portal out of here, because it's impossible, okay? I thought of everything.
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Wheatley
I know I've painted quite a grim picture of your chances. But if you simply stand here, we will both surely die.
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Wheatley
Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Wheatley
There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
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Wheatley
Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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Wheatley
What's happening? Um. Hmm... Ok.
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Wheatley
This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for.
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GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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GLaDOS
Oh really. That's what the two of you think, is it?
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Wheatley
Get in the lift.
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331
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Wheatley
Ah. Hmmmm.
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331
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Wheatley
GET IN!
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331
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Wheatley
Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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Wheatley
Insecure.
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GLaDOS
I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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330
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GLaDOS
That's his voice up ahead.
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330
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GLaDOS
Do you understand what I'm saying? Just tell me 'Yes'.
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330
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Wheatley
Just... have a look through the old window.
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330
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Wheatley
Agh!
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330
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Wheatley
That's it, no, that's it! Yeah.
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Wheatley
Excellent.
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GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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GLaDOS
Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms.
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329
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GLaDOS
Come on through.
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Wheatley
Here I go!
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329
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Wheatley
Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
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Wheatley
I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing.
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GLaDOS
You don't need to do that.
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GLaDOS
Timid.
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GLaDOS
Did you know, the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling?
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
I'll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you.
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GLaDOS
I was confident you could finish.
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GLaDOS
Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.
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GLaDOS
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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GLaDOS
Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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GLaDOS
But just work with me.
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GLaDOS
Blue, don't sink to Orange's level.
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GLaDOS
Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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Wheatley
Hurry!
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Wheatley
Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
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Wheatley
See you at the bottom. Good luck!
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Wheatley
Humans find that an admirable trait.
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GLaDOS
Awful attendance record.
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GLaDOS
Fears conflict.
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GLaDOS
Never flushes.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?
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GLaDOS
Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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GLaDOS
Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you.
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GLaDOS
I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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GLaDOS
You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you anymore.
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Wheatley
Hold on. Run back the other way! I'll turn the bridges back on!
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Wheatley
Jump! Actually, looking at it, that is quite a distance, isn't it?
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Wheatley
Ugh!
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Wheatley
What are you...
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Wheatley
Can you hear that? She has really kicked this place into high gear now.
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Wheatley
You are doing wonderfully.
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GLaDOS
Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects?
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GLaDOS
Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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GLaDOS
No. Makes it go faster.
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Wheatley
Do you give up? It was the floor. Lying down on the floor. Is where I am. Needing you to pick me up.
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Wheatley
Quick question: Have you been working out? Because there's no evidence of it. I'm not a plastic cup. We will be landing with some force. So a bit of grip. Just using grip. Classic grip.
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Wheatley
Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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GLaDOS
Problems with authority.
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GLaDOS
If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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GLaDOS
Go on. Just jam me in over there.
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Wheatley
Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one...
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Wheatley
What are you doing in there?
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Wheatley
Orange, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks?
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GLaDOS
Incoherent.
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GLaDOS
Argumentative.
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GLaDOS
That worked just like you said it would, Blue.
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
Alright. Didn't go for that, I see. Knew I was lying. Point to you. But you still are inhaling neurotoxin. So, point deducted.
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Wheatley
Alright, get moving.
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Wheatley
Wait. Just thought of something? How am I going to get in? You know, being bloody massive and everything.
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Wheatley
Just--do the test! Just do the test.
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Wheatley
Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of there!
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Wheatley
GET IN!
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Wheatley
Orange receives
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GLaDOS
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