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Best of luck, lady!
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Defective Turret
Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry.
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Defective Turret
Watch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn.
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Defective Turret
You do know I can't wave back right?
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GLaDOS
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Welcome back to the hub, did you fail at selecting the correct course?
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GLaDOS
After seeing what he's done to my facility -- after we take over again -- is it alright if I kill him?
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422
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GLaDOS
In order to ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled.
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GLaDOS
No knife? That's fine. I know all about pressure points.
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Core 2
Look at this! No rail to tell us where to go! OH, this is brilliant. We can go where ever we want! Hold on, though, where are we going? Seriously. Hang on, let me just get my bearings. Hm. Just follow the rail, actually.
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Wheatley
The...um... sorry.. I wouldn't say smelly. Just attending to the humans.
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Wheatley
Blue, how well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange? What if I told you, you aren't Orange's first cooperative partner?
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GLaDOS
Yeah.
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420
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Defective Turret
Well, I did my best.
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420
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Defective Turret
Good. You have a dual portal device. There should be a way back to the testing area up ahead.
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GLaDOS
The humans closed this test because they said it was too deadly. I thought they would have moved it into the testing track hall of fame for that, not let it deteriorate.
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GLaDOS
Uh oh.
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Wheatley
Yeah, alright.
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418
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Defective Turret
Heh heh heh heh...
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418
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Defective Turret
Did I hit it? I hit it, didn't I?
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418
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Defective Turret
Heh heh heh heh...
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Defective Turret
How's that taste, pal?
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Core 2
You're doing great!
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Core 2
And they said no one would ever die during this test, thanks for proving them wrong.
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416
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GLaDOS
This is just a thought experiment, just to see how much time you'll waste thinking about these worthless documents. The correct time is zero seconds.
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GLaDOS
Are you alive down there?
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Wheatley
It's been a pleasure!
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Defective Turret
Wish there was more books! But there's not.
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413
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Wheatley
Nothing. He's good. This one. He is good. I'm gonna need to break out the expert level hacking maneuvers now. You asked for it Mate.
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413
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Wheatley
YEAH! What's happening?
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413
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Defective Turret
Tell ya what, why don't you put me down and I'll make a distraction.
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Core 2
Also, once I eject myself out of the core the lift might stop. Then we'd be trapped in a lift full of broken glass suspended fifty feet off the ground.
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Wheatley
I know we're in a lot of trouble and probably about to die.
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GLaDOS
You did it!
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GLaDOS
Oh.
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GLaDOS
These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other’s performance so far.
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GLaDOS
To get to the Vault, you are going to need to use all the tricks you have learned. To help, I have made these tests extremely difficult.
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407
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GLaDOS
Oh, my facility.
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407
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GLaDOS
Are you just saying that, or is it really going to hurt? You're just saying that aren't you? No, you're not. It is going to hurt, isn't it?
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Wheatley
As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations. I am sure if I had the time to repair these tests, you would have never completed them. So again, congratulations on completing the broken easy tests.
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GLaDOS
You know, I'd tell you if I were dead. Courtesy. Mark of a civil society. So, just let me know.
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Wheatley
I spy with my little eye, something that starts with 'f'.
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Wheatley
Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work.
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GLaDOS
Try one of those childish gestures.
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405
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GLaDOS
I can't decide which is my favorite; the crushers for crushing you or the reassembly machine for putting you back together so you can be crushed again.
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GLaDOS
You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you cutting that out.
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GLaDOS
All those pieces of the ceiling that keep falling out? Probably actually pieces of the ceiling, I'll bet. That looked real. But it doesn't signify anything, is my point.
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Wheatley
After you told me to turn the beam off, I thought I'd lost you. Went poking around for other test subjects. No luck there. Everyone's still all dead.
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Wheatley
You should both be familiar with the game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
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GLaDOS
Alright, stop moving.
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Wheatley
I'll give you a hint. Button. That's all I'm gonna say. One word. Button.
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Wheatley
Hey! Oi oi! I'm up here!
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Wheatley
Yeah, I GOT it, didn't I?
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Defective Turret
You can't die in any of those ways.
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GLaDOS
Hopeless. Just hopeless.
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402
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GLaDOS
Let's look at their files...
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GLaDOS
I'm going to be honest with you now. Not fake honest like before, but real honest, like you're incapable of. I know you're up to something.
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GLaDOS
Well played.
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Defective Turret
ORANGE, please observe your partner's favorite animal.
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GLaDOS
But now, looking around, seeing Aperture restored to its former glory? You don't have to worry about leaving EVER again. I mean that.
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GLaDOS
Yes, you 'solved' it, but I'm wondering if there are a number of ways to solve them and you're picking all the worst ways.
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Wheatley
All right. You create a distraction then, and I'll distract him from YOUR distraction.
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Core 2
Yeah! How'd you like that?
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Core 2
Violent temper. Oh, I'd like to see that.
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GLaDOS
And it almost killed me.
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399
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GLaDOS
If you have, in fact, not, you are encouraged to take a moment to reflect on your failure before proceeding into the next chamber.
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GLaDOS
Hold on, I'll stop the elevator. Anything? Take your time...
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GLaDOS
Do not do it!
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Wheatley
Do something only a human would do.
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GLaDOS
Then we'd come and find you. And rip your gross little stupid sphere body out of MY body, and put me back in.
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397
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GLaDOS
Orange now has a Portal Device. Finally.
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396
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GLaDOS
Blue, you are the most advanced model of robot Aperture Science has ever discontinued.
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396
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GLaDOS
Hold on. Couldn't we just use that conversion gel?
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GLaDOS
Solve his puzzle for him. When he comes back, I'll hit him with a paradox.
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GLaDOS
And again, not playing along. You're ruining what are some really good speeches, actually.
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Wheatley
No!
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Wheatley
Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. I'll show you something.
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Wheatley
Heh heh heh...
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Defective Turret
Oh! Thanks.
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GLaDOS
Excellent. The Enrichment Center reminds you that bold, persistent experimentation is the hallmark of good science.
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GLaDOS
Okay!
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Defective Turret
I’ll just save the safety information about the dangerous experiment you’re about to do for AFTER the experiment.
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GLaDOS
I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows.
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GLaDOS
Look down. Who's that, down there, talking? It's me! Down on the floor. Needing you to pick me up.
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Wheatley
Look!
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GLaDOS
Uh oh.
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393
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GLaDOS
Are you trying to impress me? What would impress me more is if you never did that again.
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393
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GLaDOS
Let go!
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393
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Wheatley
Oh, what? How stupid does she think we are?
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Wheatley
I’m sorry, Subject Blue.
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GLaDOS
Finally! I had almost given up hope of ever testing again.
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GLaDOS
Perfectionist. What's wrong with that?
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392
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GLaDOS
Why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of?
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Wheatley
You know what? Go ahead and jump. You've got braces on your legs. No braces on your arms, though. Gonna have to rely on the old human strength to keep a grip on the device and, by extension, me. So do. Do make sure to maintain a grip.
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Wheatley
All right, you know what, it's gonna be best if you can get him to say something first. It's just better if I have a set-up.
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Core 2
Maybe I shouldn't send you outside of the official testing courses, you are picking up some bad human traits.
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GLaDOS
If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge.
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GLaDOS
Go on. Get a goooood lonnnnng look.
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GLaDOS
Ohhhh, here we go... here it comes...
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Wheatley
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