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Let go of me!
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463
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Wheatley
Oh, BRILLIANT! That's brilliant!
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463
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Wheatley
Watch and learn, everybody. Watch and learn.
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463
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Defective Turret
Orange now has a Portal Device. Finally.
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462
Who:
GLaDOS
I know we're in a lot of trouble and probably about to die.
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462
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GLaDOS
Yes? Something you need?
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462
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GLaDOS
All those pieces of the ceiling that keep falling out? Probably actually pieces of the ceiling, I'll bet. That looked real. But it doesn't signify anything, is my point.
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462
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Wheatley
Ohhhh, here we go... here it comes...
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462
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Wheatley
They'll probably throw you a party.
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461
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GLaDOS
Do something only a human would do.
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461
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GLaDOS
You're no longer bothering me. You're only hurting my impression of you.
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461
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GLaDOS
Done. I guess. I suppose. I wasn't paying attention.
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460
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GLaDOS
Maybe I shouldn't send you outside of the official testing courses, you are picking up some bad human traits.
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459
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GLaDOS
Uh oh.
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459
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GLaDOS
We're running out of time...
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459
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GLaDOS
A...A...A...A...A... Umm... A.
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459
Who:
Wheatley
Best of luck, lady!
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459
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Defective Turret
Oh, sorry. I'm still cleaning out the test chambers.
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457
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GLaDOS
OW!
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457
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Wheatley
Weighted Cubes calibrated.
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456
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GLaDOS
Go ahead and grab another one.
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455
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GLaDOS
See that scanner out there? It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that MASTER turret as a template! If we pull out the template turret, it'll shut down the whole production line.
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455
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Wheatley
Yeah, let's do this.
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455
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Defective Turret
A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being clumsy.
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454
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GLaDOS
Sorry! Sorry. My fault.
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454
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Wheatley
How is this even science, without the consequence of death?
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453
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GLaDOS
You know, I'd tell you if I were dead. Courtesy. Mark of a civil society. So, just let me know.
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453
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Wheatley
Leave me in! Leave me in! Go press it!
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453
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Wheatley
Do you know why they abandoned this course? Too deadly.
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452
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GLaDOS
After you told me to turn the beam off, I thought I'd lost you. Went poking around for other test subjects. No luck there. Everyone's still all dead.
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452
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Wheatley
Yeah! How'd you like that?
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451
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Core 2
Cryptic.
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451
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GLaDOS
To get to the Vault, you are going to need to use all the tricks you have learned. To help, I have made these tests extremely difficult.
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449
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GLaDOS
Okay. Okay. Okay listen: New plan. Act natural act natural. We've done nothing wrong.
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449
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Wheatley
Using your ping tool, please indicate where you would like me to place your two portals. Ping each location.
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448
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GLaDOS
Ohhh. Almost got you there. Almost got ya there!
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448
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Wheatley
Turrets!
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448
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Wheatley
Okay, let's try this way.
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448
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Wheatley
Perfectionist. What's wrong with that?
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447
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GLaDOS
Stay casual when I tell you this: I think I smell neurotoxin.
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447
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Wheatley
I can drop the fake praise.
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446
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GLaDOS
Let's see what the next test is. Oh. Advanced Aerial Faith Plates.
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444
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GLaDOS
I'll give you a hint. Button. That's all I'm gonna say. One word. Button.
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444
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Wheatley
Are you just saying that, or is it really going to hurt? You're just saying that aren't you? No, you're not. It is going to hurt, isn't it?
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444
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Wheatley
Hey, it is GREAT seeing you guys again. Seriously. It turns out I'm a little short on test subjects right now. So this works out PERFECT.
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443
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Wheatley
Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here.
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443
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Wheatley
Follow me! You're gonna love this.
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443
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Wheatley
All right, you know what, it's gonna be best if you can get him to say something first. It's just better if I have a set-up.
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441
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Core 2
Your vitals remain well within testing norms, so there is no need to worry about sudden death from collaborative shock syndrome.
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441
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GLaDOS
Has episodes. I'd like to know more about that.
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441
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GLaDOS
If you have, in fact, not, you are encouraged to take a moment to reflect on your failure before proceeding into the next chamber.
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GLaDOS
Open the door!
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440
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Wheatley
Gah!
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440
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Wheatley
Alright, stand back, everybody.
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Defective Turret
All right. You create a distraction then, and I'll distract him from YOUR distraction.
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439
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Core 2
Blue is penalized
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439
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GLaDOS
Chronic anxiety. Oh, I can work with that.
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439
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GLaDOS
I swear I know him...
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439
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GLaDOS
Alright, stop moving.
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439
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Wheatley
To start preparing for human testing again, I checked an old suggestion box. The number one request? Less deadly tests.
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438
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GLaDOS
If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge.
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438
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GLaDOS
Did anything happen while I was out?
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438
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GLaDOS
There it is.
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438
Who:
GLaDOS
Your failing does not make this science.
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437
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GLaDOS
I miss this that smell.
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437
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GLaDOS
Also, a note: No braces on your spine, either. So don't land on that. Or your head, no braces there. That could split like a melon from this height. [nervous chuckle] Do definitely focus on landing with your legs.
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437
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Wheatley
Okay!
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437
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Defective Turret
Destroying them is part of the test. They are no more important to you than you are to me.
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436
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GLaDOS
Blue just taught orange a valuable lesson in trust. For that, blue receives 14 science collaboration points.
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436
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GLaDOS
Congratulations, you managed to complete this absolutely meaningless test.
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436
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GLaDOS
I hope that was some kind of joke.
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436
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GLaDOS
I'll give you credit: I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record: You don't have to go THAT slowly.
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436
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GLaDOS
I just hate Blue a little more.
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435
Who:
GLaDOS
I can't do it if you're watching. If you.... just turn around?
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435
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Wheatley
Congratulations on passing that test.
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434
Who:
GLaDOS
Ohhhhhh!
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434
Who:
Wheatley
Don't take anything with you.
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433
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GLaDOS
Don't mind me. Continue escaping.
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433
Who:
Wheatley
That conversion gel has been sitting in that pipe going stagnant for years. You'll probably get botulism portalling through it like that.
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433
Who:
Wheatley
Ohhhhhh, yes she is.
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433
Who:
Wheatley
Your ping tool can also be used to indicate to your partner where you would like them to place their portal.
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431
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GLaDOS
At the rate you are completing these tests, I am beginning to think you don't share my excitement for rescuing crying trapped injured dying humans.
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431
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GLaDOS
I can't get over how small you are!
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431
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Wheatley
No!
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431
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Wheatley
But not entirely my fault! You shoulda seen the SIZE of that thing, it was huge! I should have gotten a raise for all the times I DIDN'T bump into it.
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431
Who:
Wheatley
Oh! Oh! Don't leave me behind! Do pick me up, if you would...
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431
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Wheatley
Ow!
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431
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Wheatley
Alright, you can turn around now!
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431
Who:
Wheatley
But why don't we all just agree to call it the hub?
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430
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GLaDOS
This lock requires humans.
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430
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GLaDOS
Oh no...
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430
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Wheatley
That's ridiculous, how do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion?
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429
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GLaDOS
Do not do it!
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429
Who:
Wheatley
Do you need real encouragement? Let's see if this helps.
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428
Who:
GLaDOS
Agghh!
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428
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GLaDOS
You'll never believe what happened! There I was, just lying there, you thought I was done for, but --
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428
Who:
Wheatley
Well, I tried.
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428
Who:
Defective Turret
If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?!
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427
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GLaDOS
Now you're just not thinking.
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427
Who:
GLaDOS
And she will probably kill us if, um, she's awake.
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427
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Wheatley
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