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No no no, not that way!
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Wheatley
Orange, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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GLaDOS
We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?
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GLaDOS
Only one more test after this.
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GLaDOS
You two aren't lost are you?
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GLaDOS
You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing.
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GLaDOS
I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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GLaDOS
Here's another core! This one should do it!
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GLaDOS
You have no idea what it's like in this body.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
I want to be plugged in, please!
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Wheatley
Here I go!
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, we're really close to busting out, just hang in there for five more chambers.
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Wheatley
Pick--would you pick me up?
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Wheatley
Allright, what have we got?
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Wheatley
Are you alright?
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Wheatley
Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!
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Ohhhhhh, we just made it! That was close.
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Calibrating Orange's weight...
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GLaDOS
You are doing wonderfully.
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If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that?
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Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?
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Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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Always sulking.
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GLaDOS
Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?
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GLaDOS
For your test.
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Wheatley
You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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Wheatley
It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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It'll be fine. Get in.
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Wheatley
Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
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Wheatley
Alright. Still nothing, let's keep moving.
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Go on. Just jam me in over there.
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Anyway, we're really close to busting out. Just hang in there for - OW!
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Better yet, don't say anything.
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Might want to just pick me up.
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We are going to shut down her turret production line, turn off her neurotoxin, and then confront her.
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I can't hold on! Come on!
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It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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Wheatley
This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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Blue, is there something you would like to say?
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Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.
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It emphasizes teamwork.
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You will need him for the final track.
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I am not sure you will need him but he will be there.
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I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.
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Timid.
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If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork.
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Are you scared to save those humans?
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Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either.
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Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
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Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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On ya go.
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Come on come on come on!
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GET IN!
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There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.
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Wheatley
Not much of a plan, if I'm honest. But I'm afraid it's all we have at his point. Barring a sudden barrage of speech from your direction. Improbable. At best.
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No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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Ohhhhh, have you got an idea?
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Come on! Over here! This way!
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Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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Try to jump across.
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of that room!
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Wheatley
If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear.
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You both need to do something.
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I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself.
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No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.
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Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable.
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Argumentative.
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I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.
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GLaDOS
Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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Wheatley
Might as well give you the tour.
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Wheatley
Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
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Wheatley
Go on.
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Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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Wheatley
Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Wheatley
Oh, that port looks comfy. Why don't you put me on it, please.
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Keep moving, keep moving...
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I just have to figure out how. To break us out of here.
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Wheatley
Try to make your way back out here!
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Wheatley
You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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Wheatley
It's still going down! Keep it up!
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Wheatley
It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.
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Wheatley
I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
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Almost there...
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This door's actually pretty complicated.
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It worked!
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I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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Wheatley
Oh, careful now.
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You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.
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GLaDOS
I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses.
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If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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