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Calibrating Orange's weight...
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GLaDOS
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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GLaDOS
Come on come on come on!
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Wheatley
Let's go in!
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Wheatley
We are going to shut down her turret production line, turn off her neurotoxin, and then confront her.
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Wheatley
Hm. Let's try this way.
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Wheatley
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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321
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GLaDOS
Anything? Take your time.
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321
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GLaDOS
I can't hold on! Come on!
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321
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Wheatley
No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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321
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Wheatley
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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320
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GLaDOS
Yes it is! We can use it to get out of here!
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320
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GLaDOS
Here's another core! This one should do it!
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320
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GLaDOS
Not done yet. You've still got to get through the door. Need to get through the door there.
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320
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Wheatley
Well, on with the test.
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320
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Wheatley
We have to split up here for a moment. Portal up to that passage and I'll see you on the other side.
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320
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Wheatley
The other? Well...
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319
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GLaDOS
I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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GLaDOS
Breathes with mouth open.
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319
Who:
GLaDOS
Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
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Wheatley
We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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319
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Wheatley
Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?
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318
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GLaDOS
Lacks empathy.
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318
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GLaDOS
Has irritating opinions.
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318
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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318
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GLaDOS
There you are, reassembled again.
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318
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GLaDOS
Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?
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318
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GLaDOS
Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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318
Who:
GLaDOS
So, once again, just... move along. One small step and everything.
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Wheatley
Just pop a portal right behind me there, and come on through to the other side.
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318
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Wheatley
Alright, just a second...
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318
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Wheatley
You're okay! Great! Come on!
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318
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Wheatley
Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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318
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Wheatley
On ya go.
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Wheatley
Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Wheatley
You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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Wheatley
You know when I mentioned ten minutes? A little bit optimistic!
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Wheatley
Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.
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GLaDOS
This next test involves emancipation grills. Remember? I told you about them in the last test area, that did not have one.
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GLaDOS
Really, not even humans do that anymore.
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316
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GLaDOS
It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
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316
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Wheatley
Whoa! Hey! Don't fall!
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316
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Wheatley
How you doing down there? You still holding on?
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316
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Wheatley
Ooh. It's dark down here isn't it?
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Wheatley
The humans can't free themselves.
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GLaDOS
At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.
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GLaDOS
Never shares.
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315
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GLaDOS
It's probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out.
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GLaDOS
It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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Wheatley
Pick--would you pick me up?
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315
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Wheatley
Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Wheatley
To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused. I understand, that would be like asking me not to test.
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GLaDOS
It seems rather earlier to require reassembly.
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GLaDOS
Always sulking.
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GLaDOS
There we go. Lift called.
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Wheatley
Anyway, just give me a wave before you solve this one, alright? Don't want to spoil the ending for when I watch it later.
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Wheatley
Just, ah... pick me up. Take me with you.
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Wheatley
What's happening on your side, anything?
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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Wheatley
Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
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GLaDOS
I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time.
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GLaDOS
Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either.
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313
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GLaDOS
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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313
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GLaDOS
Ohhhh, we're so close, plug me in!
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313
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Wheatley
In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open.
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313
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Wheatley
Would you mind putting your back towards me? So I can see only your back. And not your face.
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Wheatley
Hey hey! You made it!
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Wheatley
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
There.
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312
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GLaDOS
For your test.
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312
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Wheatley
You know who ended up, do you know who ended up taking her down in the end? You're not going to believe this. A human.
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312
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Wheatley
On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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312
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Wheatley
Are you still thinking, or... what's happening?
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312
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Wheatley
No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.
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312
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Wheatley
Be careful!
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312
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Wheatley
Do you know where I was?
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311
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GLaDOS
If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear.
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311
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GLaDOS
You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?
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311
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GLaDOS
Lacks charisma.
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311
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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311
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GLaDOS
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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311
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Wheatley
Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through.
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311
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Wheatley
Don't listen to her, do it.
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311
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Wheatley
Plug me in, plug me in!
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311
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Wheatley
Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
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Wheatley
The turret factory should be this way I think.
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311
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Wheatley
Blue do what Orange just did.
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310
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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310
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GLaDOS
Always cold.
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310
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GLaDOS
Facial grimacing.
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310
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GLaDOS
It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits.
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310
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GLaDOS
Come on! Over here! This way!
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Wheatley
No no no, not that way!
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310
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Wheatley
There's another wall over here!
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Wheatley
If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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309
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GLaDOS
You can't give up now.
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309
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GLaDOS
See that?
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Wheatley
Right behind me.
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309
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Wheatley
I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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309
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Wheatley
Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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309
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Wheatley
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