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All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
There we go. Lift called.
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Wheatley
Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
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Wheatley
On ya go.
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Wheatley
Pick--would you pick me up?
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Wheatley
Hold on -
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Wheatley
Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Wheatley
This way! This way!
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Wheatley
Are you OK?
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Wheatley
You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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GLaDOS
You will need him for the final track.
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GLaDOS
Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?
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GLaDOS
At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.
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GLaDOS
Fears intimacy.
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GLaDOS
Feeds off the misery of others.
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GLaDOS
Chews with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
There you are, reassembled again.
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GLaDOS
This next test involves emancipation grills. Remember? I told you about them in the last test area, that did not have one.
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GLaDOS
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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GLaDOS
Blue, don't sink to Orange's level.
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GLaDOS
I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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Wheatley
Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now.
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Wheatley
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
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Wheatley
No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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Wheatley
Hurry! This way!
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Wheatley
There you are! I was starting to get worried.
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Wheatley
Careful... Careful...
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Wheatley
Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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GLaDOS
Breathes with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
That worked just like you said it would, Blue.
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GLaDOS
If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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GLaDOS
Anything? Take your time.
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GLaDOS
Go on. Get in.
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Wheatley
Just... have a look through the old window.
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, the point is we're gonna break out of here, alright? But we can't do it yet. Look for me fifteen chambers ahead.
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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Wheatley
This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of that room!
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Wheatley
Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.
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GLaDOS
As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay.
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GLaDOS
I'll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you.
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GLaDOS
Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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GLaDOS
Okay, fine. I'll ask you again in a few decades.
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GLaDOS
Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
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Wheatley
Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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Wheatley
Just pop a portal right behind me there, and come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Wheatley
Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Wheatley
Jump! Actually, looking at it, that is quite a distance, isn't it?
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Wheatley
Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
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Wheatley
All sealed off years ago, of course.
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Wheatley
It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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Wheatley
Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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Wheatley
Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
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Wheatley
Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
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Wheatley
What are you...
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Wheatley
Come on, let's go!
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Wheatley
Come on! Over here! This way!
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Wheatley
There's another wall over here!
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Wheatley
Orange receives
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GLaDOS
Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
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GLaDOS
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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GLaDOS
Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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GLaDOS
If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?
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GLaDOS
Never completes work.
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GLaDOS
Orange, your plan is working perfectly.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant.
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Wheatley
It's perfect. Except for all the glass hitting us when I smash through the lift, that's a bit of a problem.
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Wheatley
Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
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Wheatley
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Wheatley
Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
How you doing down there? You still holding on?
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Wheatley
Let's go in!
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Wheatley
So whatever you're doing, keep doing it!
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Wheatley
Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!
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Wheatley
Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.
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GLaDOS
You are doing wonderfully.
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GLaDOS
This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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GLaDOS
Blue do what Orange just did.
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GLaDOS
Did you do that on purpose?
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GLaDOS
Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable.
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GLaDOS
Always sulking.
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together.
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GLaDOS
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
I'm sure we'll be fine.
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GLaDOS
That's his voice up ahead.
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GLaDOS
Here's another core! This one should do it!
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
You have no idea what it's like in this body.
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Wheatley
The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
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Wheatley
Alright. Still nothing, let's keep moving.
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Wheatley
Right behind me.
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Wheatley
Come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
Plug me in, plug me in!
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Wheatley
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