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Anyway, look, the point is we're gonna break out of here, alright? But we can't do it yet. Look for me fifteen chambers ahead.
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No no no, not that way!
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Blue, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
You are doing wonderfully.
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If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that?
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Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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You both need to do something.
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If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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It's like you're just machines.
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Never completes work.
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Has irritating opinions.
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Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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You have no idea what it's like in this body.
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Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant.
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It'll be fine. Get in.
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Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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Okay, down these stairs.
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Come on come on come on!
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Can you get out?
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There should be a portal device on that podium over there.
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I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you...
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Excellent. You’re both doing very well.
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This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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Histrionic.
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Are you scared to save those humans?
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Here, let me get that for you.
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Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
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Oh! It's going faster, which I was... not expecting.
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Come on through.
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Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Might want to just pick me up.
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Jump! Actually, looking at it, that is quite a distance, isn't it?
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Just turn around.
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You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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Are you alright?
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Hey hey! You made it!
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No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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Come on! Over here! This way!
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Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!
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We have to get you out of that room!
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Orange, is there something you would like to say?
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Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.
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Blue do what Orange just did.
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We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?
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Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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Timid.
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If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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Might as well give you the tour.
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Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
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Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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Come on through to the other side.
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Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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Here I go!
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Anyway, look, we're really close to busting out, just hang in there for five more chambers.
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Do you understand what I'm saying? Just tell me 'Yes'.
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Better yet, don't say anything.
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I can't hold on! Come on!
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Ohhhhhh, we just made it! That was close.
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For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself.
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Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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Argumentative.
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Lacks charisma.
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Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either.
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Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?
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For your test.
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It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
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Alright. Still nothing, let's keep moving.
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Go on.
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Go! Go go go!
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Alright, just a second...
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Keep moving, keep moving...
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I just have to figure out how. To break us out of here.
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GET IN!
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Allright, what have we got?
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I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
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This door's actually pretty complicated.
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You know when I mentioned ten minutes? A little bit optimistic!
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Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!
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Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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Oh, careful now.
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Try to jump across.
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Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.
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To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints.
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If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear.
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Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?
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At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.
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Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable.
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Always sulking.
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Lacks confidence.
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Ignores directions.
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Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork.
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The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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