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As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules.
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GLaDOS
Glorious freedom!
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Turret
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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277
Who:
GLaDOS
Weak, tired and apprehensive. Wow, this one's the total package.
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506
Who:
GLaDOS
BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.
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GLaDOS
I’m flyinnnng!
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Who:
Turret
While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation.
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Core 3
Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber... is looking pretty good.
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Who:
GLaDOS
It burns.
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Turret
Right. Now, you might be asking yourself, 'Cave, just how difficult are these tests? What was in that phone book of a contract I signed? Am I in danger?'
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Who:
Cave Johnson
Good luck!
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347
Who:
Wheatley
The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting.
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Core 3
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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274
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GLaDOS
If you think trapping yourself is going to make me stop testing, you're sorely mistaken. Here's another cube.
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GLaDOS
Alright. He's not even trying to be subtle anymore.
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Who:
GLaDOS
I found two little robots back here. Built specifically for testin'!
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347
Who:
Wheatley
Yeah. Clickety click click. Right on the money.
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Who:
Defective Turret
You should see yourselves right now.
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1333
Who:
GLaDOS
Hot water freezes quicker than cold water.
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627
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Core 3
Substitute core, are you ready to start the procedure?
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Announcer
Oh. Sorry. Could have... sworn you said something.
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312
Who:
Wheatley
I, uh... don't have any bullets. Are you gonna give me any bullets? Are the bullets up there?
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Defective Turret
Which involves deadly lasers and how test subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers.
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959
Who:
GLaDOS
Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.
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306
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GLaDOS
The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed em into a gel.
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18665
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Cave Johnson
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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297
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay. Plan B. We need humans.
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679
Who:
GLaDOS
There's a thousand tests performed every day here in our enrichment spheres. I can't personally oversee every one of them, so these pre-recorded messages'll cover any questions you might have, and respond to any incidents that may occur in the course of your science adventure.
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1234
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Cave Johnson
Template missing. Continuing from memory.
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1243
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Announcer
Never listens.
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365
Who:
GLaDOS
I miss this that smell.
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400
Who:
GLaDOS
Ha! Missed me that time. Ohhh, you were solving-nevermind, carry on. My fault.
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467
Who:
Wheatley
Almost there...
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276
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Wheatley
Every time you fail, it's a reminder of the way things used to be. But then there you are. Again. Like nothing happened.
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459
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GLaDOS
I knew it was gonna be cool being in charge of everything, but... wow, this is cool!
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352
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Wheatley
So he's inexplicably happy all of a sudden, even though he should be going out of his mind with test withdrawal. AND he's got a surprise for us. What did he FIND back there?
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682
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GLaDOS
Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track.
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293
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GLaDOS
So. Was there anything you wanted to apologize to ME for?
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352
Who:
GLaDOS
No!
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413
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Wheatley
Ohhhhh, yes. Ohhhh. Well done.
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Wheatley
Let's go - let's go to space. Let's go to space.
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1008
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Core 1
Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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Wheatley
Takes long lunches.
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321
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GLaDOS
And another thing! You never caught me. I told you I could die falling off that rail. And you didn't catch me. You didn't even try. Oh, it's all becoming clear to me now. Find some dupe to break you out of cryosleep. Give him a sob story about escaping to the surface. Squeeze him for information on where to find a portal gun.
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Wheatley
Please wave to your partner.
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587
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GLaDOS
Aggressive. I like that.
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GLaDOS
I shouldn't spoil this, but... remember how I'm going to live forever, but you're going to be dead in sixty years? Well, I've been working on a present for you. Well, I guess it's more of a medical procedure. Well, technically it's more of a medical experiment. You know how excruciating it is when someone removes all of your bone marrow? Well, what if after I did that, I put something back IN that added four years to your life?
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GLaDOS
No!
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493
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Wheatley
Wanna go to -- wanna go to space
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997
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Core 1
You see that button over there? You just need to ARRRRRGH!
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601
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Wheatley
Okay, yes, it's a trap. But it's only way through. Let's just do it.
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613
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GLaDOS
Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
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282
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Wheatley
Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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285
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GLaDOS
Do, uh.... we get some eyes at some point?
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699
Who:
Defective Turret
Fine. Let the games begin.
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Wheatley
Ahungh. What was that? That was nothing! That was nothing!
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594
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!
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Core 1
Just so you know, I have to go give a deposition. For an upcoming trial. In case that interests you.
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GLaDOS
Let me answer those questions with a question: Who wants to make sixty dollars? Cash.
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Cave Johnson
Listen to me. We had a lot of fun testing and antagonizing each other, and, yes, sometimes it went too far. But we're off the clock now. It's just us talking. Like regular people. And this is no joke - we are in deep trouble.
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881
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GLaDOS
THREE! That's high. It's TOO high, isn't it, really, that--
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Wheatley
Anxious.
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Who:
GLaDOS
What is this, like a hobby for you now? I mean, honestly, it's crazy! You've been running around for hours, I'm surprised you have the energy to smash screens willy nilly. Honestly, I'd have a little lie down if I were you. Have a nap.
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694
Who:
Wheatley
Blue, now you're just being cruel. Blue receives 25 science collaboration points.
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366
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, just open the door! [to self] That's too aggressive. [loud again] Hello, friend! Why not open the door?
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Who:
Wheatley
If your confidence is still not high enough remember no one was created perfect.
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324
Who:
GLaDOS
Watch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn.
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456
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Defective Turret
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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276
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you going to open the door? At any time?
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501
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Wheatley
Oo. Oo. Oo. Lady. Oo. Lady. Oo. Let's go to space.
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Core 1
Nicely Done!
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588
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Wheatley
We did it! I'm in control of the whole facility now!
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350
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Wheatley
Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there we're gonna need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready...
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356
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Wheatley
Okay, you win.
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873
Who:
Turret
Corruption at 50%
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996
Who:
Core 3
Failure...
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Who:
Turret
Are they killing you? They're killing you, aren't they?
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609
Who:
Wheatley
Pff. Whatever.
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Core 2
I feel awful about that surprise. Tell you what, let's give your parents a call right now. [phone ringing] The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up. [Dial tone]
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GLaDOS
I was able - well, forced really - to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever.
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Who:
GLaDOS
OW.
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Who:
Wheatley
Orange receives
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279
Who:
GLaDOS
Now let's continue testing.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Warning: Core corruption at 100 percent.
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6493
Who:
Announcer
Hurry! This way!
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284
Who:
Wheatley
Lawl
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Who:
Turret
Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news.
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Who:
Cave Johnson
Stay still, please.
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595
Who:
Wheatley
This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you.
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GLaDOS
According to most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig.
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Who:
Core 3
What are you two doing?
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480
Who:
GLaDOS
I hate you so much.
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Who:
GLaDOS
At least the plants didn't want a reward.
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GLaDOS
I'll wait--I'll wait one hour. Then I'll come back and, assuming I can locate your dead body, I'll bury you. Alright? Brilliant! Go team! See you in an hour! Hopefully! If you're not... dead.
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Who:
Wheatley
Nice catch, Orange.
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942
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh no, I'm one of the bad ones, aren't I?
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Who:
Defective Turret
*cough* PRESS THE BUTTON.
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33756
Who:
Wheatley
Ah, come on!
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447
Who:
Defective Turret
Aw... hates Mondays.
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Who:
GLaDOS
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