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Stubborn.
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335
Who:
GLaDOS
Ha... That sounded real. No! That was actually an impression of you. Actually. Because you just fell into my trap. My brilliant trap. Just then. I wanted you to trick me into bursting that pipe. You didn't trick me. Seemingly trick me. Gives you false hope. Leads to overconfidence. And that leads to mistakes. Fatal mistakes. It's all part of my plan.
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2127
Who:
Wheatley
Gonna be in space.
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858
Who:
Core 1
First thing I noticed about you: 'Now there's a lady who could resolve any button-based disputes,' I thought. A diamond in the rough, if you will--a a bloody natural. A born dispute resolution advisor in need of a button.
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576
Who:
Wheatley
This is a bad plan. You will fail.
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1878
Who:
Core 3
I love space.
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1055
Who:
Core 1
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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357
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you understand what I'm saying? Just tell me 'Yes'.
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337
Who:
Wheatley
Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava.
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6645
Who:
Core 3
Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
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325
Who:
Wheatley
I can only imagine.
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355
Who:
GLaDOS
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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313
Who:
GLaDOS
And she will probably kill us if, um, she's awake.
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427
Who:
Wheatley
Hey.
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859
Who:
Core 1
Jammed 'em all together. Buttons. Got funnels. Bottomless pits are involved. It's got it all, it's absolute dynamite.
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548
Who:
Wheatley
No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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327
Who:
Wheatley
Noooooo!
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2058
Who:
Turret
I found two little robots back here. Built specifically for testin'!
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402
Who:
Wheatley
Look down. Who's that, down there, talking? It's me! Down on the floor. Needing you to pick me up.
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475
Who:
Wheatley
Hey! It's me!
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1633
Who:
Turret
Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit.
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561
Who:
Core 3
Look for a switch that says ESCAPE POD. Alright? Don't touch ANYTHING else.
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529
Who:
Wheatley
Quick question: Have you been working out? Because there's no evidence of it. I'm not a plastic cup. We will be landing with some force. So a bit of grip. Just using grip. Classic grip.
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327
Who:
Wheatley
All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?'
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127521
Who:
Cave Johnson
I'm fine!
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1260
Who:
Turret
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks?
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326
Who:
GLaDOS
Ohhhh, here we go... here it comes...
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462
Who:
Wheatley
We're still doing science sir.
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3160
Who:
Caroline
Fine, 500 point penalty for Blue.
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773
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you hear that? I think something just exploded. Man, we are in a lot of danger. This is like Christmas. No, it's better than Christmas. This should be its own holiday. Explosion Day!
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2381
Who:
Core 2
Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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305
Who:
GLaDOS
Powerup complete.
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3847
Who:
Announcer
Anyway, here's a new cube for you to project your deranged loneliness onto.
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965
Who:
GLaDOS
To facilitate collaboration, both of you have been equipped with a ping tool.
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348
Who:
GLaDOS
Illegal operation
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1207
Who:
Turret
Are you OK?
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307
Who:
Wheatley
Something is wrong, this door should be opening.
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401
Who:
GLaDOS
Every test chamber is equipped with an emancipation grill at its exit, so that test subjects can't smuggle test objects out of the test area. This one is broken.
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412
Who:
GLaDOS
You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you stopping that.
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408
Who:
GLaDOS
Hurt me once, shame on me. Hurt me twice...
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2077
Who:
Defective Turret
That's not funny.
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1871
Who:
GLaDOS
Hurry!
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330
Who:
Wheatley
Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
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343
Who:
Wheatley
I can't get over how small you are!
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431
Who:
Wheatley
Try it now.
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356
Who:
GLaDOS
The locking mechanism can tell you aren't humans.
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380
Who:
GLaDOS
Fears conflict.
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329
Who:
GLaDOS
The answer is beneath us.
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2129
Who:
Turret
BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!
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6511
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey hey! You made it!
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315
Who:
Wheatley
Get dirty with this robot! This robot owes you money! This robot owes! You! Money!
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1344
Who:
Core 2
clickclickclick
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578
Who:
Defective Turret
Oh oh oh ohohohoh oh. Gotta go to space.
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1120
Who:
Core 1
Watch and learn, everybody. Watch and learn.
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463
Who:
Defective Turret
Are you testing me?
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400
Who:
GLaDOS
Hold on -
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348
Who:
Wheatley
clickclickclick
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602
Who:
Defective Turret
Sounds crazy, I know. But hear me out. Once you get to my lair, death will not be optional. It will be mandatory. No tricks, no surprises: just you dying, as a result of me killing you in a very very gruesome way.
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1101
Who:
Wheatley
Ahhh... Wha- What happened?
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1506
Who:
Wheatley
Otherwise, I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive club. Ha ha.
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3962
Who:
GLaDOS
Tell it to the bad guy. Maybe you'll make him so bored his brain'll explode.
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603
Who:
Core 2
Oh. Play it cool. Play it cool. Here come the space cops.
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5321
Who:
Core 1
The end.
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1672
Who:
GLaDOS
There's the exit! We're almost out of here!
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313
Who:
Wheatley
Oh.
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416
Who:
Wheatley
Blah.
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1649
Who:
GLaDOS
*cough* PRESS THE BUTTON.
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35263
Who:
Wheatley
Go on. Get in.
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340
Who:
Wheatley
Humans! That's what you look like right now.
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481
Who:
GLaDOS
Ah, friendship. Friendly times. We had a lot of good times, do you remember? Back in the old days.
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700
Who:
Wheatley
Hey
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979
Who:
Turret
But I'm huge! [laugh turning to maniacal laugh]
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39431
Who:
Wheatley
On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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317
Who:
Wheatley
Hm. Let's try this way.
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324
Who:
Wheatley
Yeah, take the lemons...
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38834
Who:
GLaDOS
We're back!
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2105
Who:
Defective Turret
Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?
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327
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh! You came back! Didn't actually plan... for that. Can't actually reset the death trap. So. Ah. Could you jump into that pit, there? Would you just jump into that pit for me?
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1274
Who:
Wheatley
Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks -- and no one's gonna ask, don't worry -- but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead.
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1120
Who:
Wheatley
Look, I don't like this any more than you do. In fact, I like it less because I'm the one who got partially eaten by a bird.
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970
Who:
GLaDOS
That eager voice you heard is the lovely Caroline, my assistant. Rest assured, she has transferred your honorarium to the charitable organization of your choice. Isn't that right, Caroline?
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1329
Who:
Cave Johnson
BLUE, please observe your partner's... interesting choice.
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595
Who:
GLaDOS
No! Don't! No! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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3388
Who:
Wheatley
Please return to the core transfer bay.
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1480
Who:
Announcer
Can't read.
Listens:
363
Who:
GLaDOS
Let's go - let's go to space. Let's go to space.
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1131
Who:
Core 1
This close and that's what you do?
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350
Who:
GLaDOS
You two aren't lost are you?
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350
Who:
GLaDOS
For this next test, we put nanoparticles in the gel. In layman's terms, that's a billion little gizmos that are gonna travel into your bloodstream and pump experimental genes and RNA molecules and so forth into your tumors.
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1512
Who:
Cave Johnson
Very good! You found those useless blueprints.
Listens:
528
Who:
GLaDOS
I need backup!
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725
Who:
Turret
I can't do it if you're watching. If you.... just turn around?
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435
Who:
Wheatley
Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor.
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1067
Who:
Cave Johnson
Moody.
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354
Who:
GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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330
Who:
GLaDOS
Well, can't win 'em all...
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547
Who:
Defective Turret
No knife? That's fine. I know all about pressure points.
Listens:
499
Who:
Core 2
Oh... It's you.
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47093
Who:
GLaDOS
Good, that's still working.
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2016
Who:
GLaDOS
Yeah, that's right! Still defective!
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921
Who:
Defective Turret
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