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Wait. Just thought of something? How am I going to get in? You know, being bloody massive and everything.
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Wheatley
What? No, you pressed that bAGGGHHHHHH
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Wheatley
Great work! Because this message is prerecorded, any observations related to your performance are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments.
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Announcer
Welcome back, testing is available.
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GLaDOS
Hello? Friend.
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Turret
Reactor Explosion Uncertainty Emergency Preemption Protocol initiated: This facility will self destruct in two minutes.
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Announcer
You're saying to yourself, why should I jump into the pit? I'll tell you why. Guess who's down there? Your parents! You're not adopted after all! It's your natural parents down there in the pit. Should have mentioned it before. But I didn't. So jump on down and reunite with mommy and daddy.
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Wheatley
You're doing great!
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Core 2
Fantastic.
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Defective Turret
Hold on. Couldn't we just use that conversion gel?
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GLaDOS
Ugh!
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323
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Wheatley
Woooaaah!
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Turret
No! No! NONONO!
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1072
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Wheatley
Three: Bomb-proof shields for me. Leading directly into number Four: Bombs. For throwing at you.
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Wheatley
Defective Turret testing active.
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Announcer
Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?
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331
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Wheatley
No, you should plug that little idiot into the mainframe!
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Wheatley
There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
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Wheatley
*cough* Button. Button.
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Wheatley
Oh, that's sad. But impressive. Maybe they worked at the phone company.
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GLaDOS
Not you, test subject, you're doing fine.
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Cave Johnson
Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably - Oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!
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GLaDOS
Get mad!
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Turret
And whose fault do you think it's going to be when the management comes down here and finds ten thousand flipping vegetables?
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Wheatley
You don't need to do that.
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327
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GLaDOS
There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
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324
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Wheatley
Okay! Keep your eye on the turret line, I'm gonna go and hack the door open.
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330
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Wheatley
Hot water freezes quicker than cold water.
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Core 3
Are you still thinking, or... what's happening?
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307
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Wheatley
In fact, I devised a much more elaborate trap further ahead, for when you got through this easy one.
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GLaDOS
I am!
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Caroline
Well, I did my best.
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Defective Turret
What -what's wrong with being adopted? Um. Well... lack of parents, for one, and... also... furthermore... nothing. Some of my best... friends are... orphans... But...
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Wheatley
With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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GLaDOS
In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning.
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Core 3
There must be something wrong with the reassembly machine.
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GLaDOS
Getting bored of space.
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Core 1
On three. Ready? One... Two...
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Wheatley
Wheeeeeeee!
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Turret
Yes sir, Mister Johnson.
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Caroline
BLUE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite animal.
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GLaDOS
She's the backbone of this facility. Pretty as a postcard, too. Sorry, fellas. She's married. To science.
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Cave Johnson
Orange is awarded five points!
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GLaDOS
Come on. Ohhhh. Hit me with it.
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Wheatley
Hey! How's it going? Here I am again!
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Wheatley
Could you just jump into that pit? There. That deadly pit.
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Wheatley
I know I'm early, but we have to go right NOW!
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Wheatley
Oh... It's you.
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GLaDOS
The...um... sorry.. I wouldn't say smelly. Just attending to the humans.
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Wheatley
This course was created and then abandoned by humans. They tend to do that, create something wonderful and then abandon it.
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GLaDOS
I just hate Blue a little more.
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GLaDOS
Ow!
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