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Turret
Hey, hold on whoa whoa whoa whoa!
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Defective Turret
Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.
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GLaDOS
No knife? That's fine. I know all about pressure points.
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Core 2
Lady.
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Core 1
Ooh. It's dark down here isn't it?
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Wheatley
Apparently this human escaped and nobody's seen him since.
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334
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Wheatley
Fine, 500 point penalty for Orange.
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644
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GLaDOS
No. Makes it go faster.
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Wheatley
Oh shut up!
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Core 2
Yeah.
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Defective Turret
Yeah, doubt it.
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Wheatley
Horrible people skills.
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GLaDOS
Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Wheatley
Gah!
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438
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Wheatley
This lock requires humans.
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GLaDOS
Hmmm. Hmmmmmm. Hmm. Hmmmmm. Space!
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Core 1
You know what, this plan is so good, I'm going to give you a sporting chance and turn off the neurotoxin. I'm joking. Of course. Goodbye.
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Wheatley
This should take us right to her. I can't believe I'm finally doing this!
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Wheatley
Ohhhhhhh, that's tremendous.
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Wheatley
Mister Johnson
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Caroline
Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.
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GLaDOS
I'll bet you're both dying to know what your big surprise is. Only TWO more chambers!
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Wheatley
Well, I tried. Best of luck!
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Defective Turret
Well done. In the event that oxygen is no longer available in the Enrichment Center, an auxiliary air supply will be provided to you by an Aperture Science Test Associate, if one exists.
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GLaDOS
I should congratulate you, by the way. I didn't actually think you'd make such a worthy opponent. Weren't you supposed to be brain damaged or something? yeah, brain damaged like a fox.
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Wheatley
The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting.
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Core 3
I let him keep his job. I'm not a monster. Ignore what he's saying, though. Keep testing.
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Wheatley
See that scanner out there? It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that MASTER turret as a template! If we pull out the template turret, it'll shut down the whole production line.
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Wheatley
Here it is. Why don't you just do it? Trust me, it's an easier way out than whatever asinine plan your friend came up with.
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GLaDOS
Well, I gave it everything I could. Can't ask for more than that.
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Defective Turret
Go press the button! Go press it!
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GLaDOS
In case you are worried about the humans, don't be. They aren't all monsters.
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GLaDOS
Hello?
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Turret
Ah. That just cleans right off, does it? Well, that would have been good to know. A little earlier.
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Wheatley
The turret factory should be this way I think.
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Wheatley
Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably - Oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!
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GLaDOS
Alright, let's get started. This first test involves something the lab boys call 'repulsion gel.'
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Cave Johnson
That isn't science.
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GLaDOS
I’m on fire.
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Turret
Say. Remember when we cleared the air back there? Is there... anything you want to say to me? Anything?
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GLaDOS
Oh! Here we go...
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Wheatley
Owwww!
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Turret
Ohhhhh, yes. Ohhhh. Well done.
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Wheatley
Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing.
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Announcer
In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the Gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself.
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Core 3
Was that necessary?
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394
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GLaDOS
Each portal gun may create two self-contained portals.
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GLaDOS
I was confident you could finish.
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339
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GLaDOS
But I overcame my handicap. That's a true story.
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GLaDOS
Yes, do do it!
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Wheatley
It's not, though.
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GLaDOS
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