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Don't listen to her, do it.
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276
Who:
Wheatley
We need to find the power station at the end of this course. The humans must have accidentally disconnected it from my grid. I am sure it was just a clerical error.
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632
Who:
GLaDOS
Greetings, friend. I'm Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science - you might know us as a vital participant in the 1968 Senate Hearings on missing astronauts. And you've most likely used one of the many products we invented. But that other people have somehow managed to steal from us. Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt--
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7956
Who:
Cave Johnson
Due to events beyond our control, some testing environments may contain flood damage or ongoing tribal warfare resulting from the collapse of civilization.
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511
Who:
GLaDOS
You should see yourselves right now.
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1304
Who:
GLaDOS
If you're allergic to peanuts, you might want to tell somebody now, because this next test may turn your blood into peanut water for a few minutes. On the bright side, if we can make this happen, they're gonna have to invent a new type of Nobel Prize to give us, so hang in there.
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1951
Who:
Cave Johnson
Ha ha ha ha ha. Did I tell you the one about the turned-off reassembly machine?
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438
Who:
GLaDOS
You won't regret this!
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654
Who:
Defective Turret
Yep. Still blind.
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805
Who:
Defective Turret
Grab it and attach it to him!
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289
Who:
GLaDOS
Get to HER! I'll find you!
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261
Who:
Wheatley
Your test times show you are going too slowly.
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308
Who:
GLaDOS
Press it! Press the button!
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1328
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center will now provide a list of numbers and fruits. Write them down as they will become important later in the experiment. Not the fruits, though. Seven. Avocado. Forty. Please continue into the next test chamber.
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893
Who:
GLaDOS
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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258
Who:
GLaDOS
Try to get us down there. I'll hit him with a paradox.
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479
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, remember the time I took over the facility? Greatest moment of my life, but you just wanted to leave. Didn't want to share in my success. Well, so you know, I'd be happy for you if you succeeded. Apart from right now, obviously.
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960
Who:
Wheatley
Atmosphere. Black holes. Astronauts. Nebulas. Jupiter. The Big Dipper.
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2685
Who:
Core 1
Are we in space yet? What's the hold-up? Gotta go to space. Gotta go to SPACE.
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1523
Who:
Core 1
Where'd you go? Come back! Come back!
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645
Who:
Wheatley
Please note the incandescent particle field across the exit. This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it.
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959
Who:
Announcer
Good morning. You have been in suspension for -FIFTY- days. In compliance with state and federal regulations, all testing candidates in the Aperture Science Extended Relaxation Center must be revived periodically for a mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise.
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9905
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Announcer
Yes, I know you did that, Blue. Don't look so proud.
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300
Who:
GLaDOS
Sounds crazy, I know. But hear me out. Once you get to my lair, death will not be optional. It will be mandatory. No tricks, no surprises: just you dying, as a result of me killing you in a very very gruesome way.
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994
Who:
Wheatley
Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
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263
Who:
GLaDOS
Hah! It bloody worked! I hacked it! Hacked. Properly. Properly hacked. Ha ha ha!
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1193
Who:
Wheatley
Had a bit of a brain wave. There I was, smashing some steel plates together, and I thought, 'yes, it's deadly. But what's missing? What's missing?' And I thought lots of sharp bits welded onto the flat bits.
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1838
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Wheatley
This is Tic-Tac-Toe-Two.
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773
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh. Sorry. I was just thinking of all the ways humans can die.
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1471
Who:
GLaDOS
Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds.
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1113
Who:
GLaDOS
Still, if it were, Orange would be winning.
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435
Who:
GLaDOS
Yeah.
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515
Who:
GLaDOS
You have been a thorn in my side long enough!
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739
Who:
Wheatley
I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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261
Who:
Wheatley
Look out! I'm right behind you! No, of course I'm not. Saw through that too. Forty feet tall, right in front of you. Not my greatest ruse. To be honest. Still a giant robot, though.
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1148
Who:
Wheatley
Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.
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256
Who:
GLaDOS
Malfunctioning
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1227
Who:
Turret
Oh! I've just had one idea, which is that I could pretend to her that I've captured you, and give you over and she'll kill you, but I could... go on living. What's your view on that?
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1613
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Wheatley
It's too big. Too big. Wanna go home. Wanna go to earth.
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6451
Who:
Core 1
Good news: that is NOT a docking station. So there's one mystery solved. I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall. Could get a bit technical! Hold on!
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1155
Who:
Wheatley
Stubborn.
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277
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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1265
Who:
Turret
Aw. Bless your little primate brain. I'm not actually in the room with you. Am I? Technology. It's complicated. Can't hurt the big god face.
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1677
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Wheatley
To initiate a core transfer, please deposit substitute core in receptacle.
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1215
Who:
Announcer
The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal's epilepsy was mistaken for capering.
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610
Who:
Core 3
Yes. Let's all laugh. Ha. Ha. Ha.
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5765
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GLaDOS
Resting
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635
Who:
Turret
Sorry about the mess. I've really let the place go since you killed me. By the way, thanks for that.
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1275
Who:
GLaDOS
Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis.
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1264
Who:
Core 3
Well... Good. Good. Finally, a nemesis worthy of my vast intellect.
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655
Who:
Wheatley
Error. Error. Error. Fact not found.
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1321
Who:
Core 3
I know how we can BEAT him.
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300
Who:
GLaDOS
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