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Welcome back to the hub, did you fail at selecting the correct course?
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GLaDOS
Turret redemption lines are not rides, please exit the turret redemption line.
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Announcer
I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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270
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GLaDOS
Oh come on... If it makes you feel any better, they abandoned you at birth, so I very seriously doubt they'd even want to see you.
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651
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GLaDOS
What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control? You know, because, looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire...
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Core 2
Yeah, hey, how ya doin'?
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Defective Turret
Yeah, that's right! Still defective!
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Defective Turret
Yes, alright, okay. This is getting tiresome. I'm surprised you haven't got anything better to do. I know I have. You've proven you can break screens. Proven. Factual. Well done. Good. Aren't you little miss clever. Little miss smashy-smash.
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Wheatley
Excuse me, you’re squishing me.
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Turret
Excuse me
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1953
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Turret
Ohhh, not now!
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447
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Defective Turret
Alright, check THIS out.
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342
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Defective Turret
I'm--do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive and I'm just going to wait for you up ahead.
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Wheatley
However, thanks to Emergency Testing Protocols, testing can continue. These pre-recorded messages will provide instructional and motivational support, so that science can still be done, even in the event of environmental, social, economic, or structural collapse.
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Announcer
I forbid you to press it!
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Wheatley
And as soon as I can PROVE it, the laws of robotics allow me to terminate you for being a liar.
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625
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GLaDOS
Careful... Careful...
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Wheatley
Hey! It's me!
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Turret
So, when you kill that guy, do you have a cool line? You know, prepared? Tell you what: Lemme help you with that while you run around.
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Core 2
He's taking us right TO him! This is PERFECT.
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GLaDOS
Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now.
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Wheatley
Try something.
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GLaDOS
Do you understand what I'm saying? At all? Does any of this make any sense? Just tell me, 'Yes'.
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Wheatley
Timid.
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245
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GLaDOS
Don't press that button. You don't know what you're doing.
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GLaDOS
Yes sir, Mr. Johnson
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Caroline
Something is wrong, this door should be opening.
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344
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GLaDOS
Hello?
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Turret
QUICK: WHAT'S THE SITUATION? Oh, hello angel. I guess I must have died and gone to heaven. Name's Rick. So, you out having yourself a little adventure?
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Core 2
Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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250
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GLaDOS
It DOES sound rude. I'm not going to lie to you. It DOES sound rude. It's not. Put me right on it. Stick me in.
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Wheatley
Oh oh oh. This is space! I'm in space!
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Core 1
According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats.
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Core 3
You both need to do something.
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GLaDOS
Didn't even get to the good part yet. Twist ending.
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Wheatley
Orbit. Space orbit. In my spacesuit.
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Core 1
Agh!
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Wheatley
Gah!
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Wheatley
Had a brainwave. I'm going to tape you solving these, and then watch ten at once-get a more concentrated burst of science. Oh, on a related note: I'm going to need you to solve these ten times as fast.
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Wheatley
Leave me in! Leave me in! Go press it!
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Wheatley
Just remember to land on one foot...
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318
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GLaDOS
You don't need to do that.
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GLaDOS
Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.
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250
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GLaDOS
He will most likely kill you, violently.
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Core 3
[fast gibberish]
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GLaDOS
And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal.
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273
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GLaDOS
That isn't science.
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GLaDOS
DANCING is NOT SCIENCE!
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GLaDOS
And you'll probably get ringworm. And Athlete's Foot. And... Cholera. Or something... Horrible. It's gonna be even worse than if I'd just blown you up.
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Wheatley
Welcome to the enrichment center. [cough]
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Cave Johnson
Don't listen to her, do it.
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249
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Wheatley
Takes long lunches.
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GLaDOS
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