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[disinterested] Ohhh, you solved it. Oh. Good. Good one... Good for you...
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Wheatley
What, exactly, is wrong with being adopted?
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Who:
GLaDOS
All those pieces of the ceiling that keep falling out? Probably actually pieces of the ceiling, I'll bet. That looked real. But it doesn't signify anything, is my point.
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435
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Wheatley
Ahhh...
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649
Who:
Wheatley
Agh!
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316
Who:
Wheatley
Come on, sweetie! He's got a glass jaw! He's got a glass everything! This guy's a china cabinet!
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677
Who:
Core 2
New template accepted.
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Announcer
We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I--oh, no, wait. I guess I HAVEN'T killed you yet. Well. Food for thought.
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GLaDOS
Okay, I'll take that as a no, then.
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396
Who:
Wheatley
No!
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416
Who:
Wheatley
Ohhhhhhh, that's tremendous.
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535
Who:
Wheatley
Where do I get my gun?
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745
Who:
Defective Turret
Didn't pick up on my sarcasm...
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4807
Who:
Wheatley
We have to get you out of there!
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294
Who:
Wheatley
She’s probably okay.
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713
Who:
Turret
Wanna go to space. Space.
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993
Who:
Core 1
Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant.
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298
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Wheatley
You're on your own.
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282
Who:
GLaDOS
If you're allergic to peanuts, you might want to tell somebody now, because this next test may turn your blood into peanut water for a few minutes. On the bright side, if we can make this happen, they're gonna have to invent a new type of Nobel Prize to give us, so hang in there.
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2021
Who:
Cave Johnson
[sigh] Don't tell anyone about this.
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1460
Who:
Defective Turret
PART FIVE! BOOBYTRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON!
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6602
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Wheatley
Thank you!
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4675
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Turret
Ha! Missed me that time. Ohhh, you were solving-nevermind, carry on. My fault.
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478
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Wheatley
THEY didn't fly into space, storm a beach, or bring back the gold. No sir, we did! It's you and me against the world, son! I like your grit! Hustle could use some work, though. Now let's solve this thing!
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1964
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Cave Johnson
Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
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284
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Wheatley
I saw it. It was an accident.
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918
Who:
Turret
If you're hearing this, it means you're taking a long time on the catwalks between tests. The lab boys say that might be a fear reaction.
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1556
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Cave Johnson
Yes indeed. Yes indeed.
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2225
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Defective Turret
Uh oh.
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630
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Wheatley
Ooagh!
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359
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Wheatley
Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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284
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Wheatley
You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you anymore.
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296
Who:
Wheatley
Stalemate Resolution Associate: Please press the Stalemate Resolution Button.
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2600
Who:
Announcer
Ah! There you are. Great. Let me just get rid of this catwalk.
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379
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Wheatley
SPACE!
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Wheatley
Do you understand what I'm saying? Just tell me 'Yes'.
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307
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Wheatley
Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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288
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GLaDOS
Hey lady. Lady. I'm the best. I'm the best at space.
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Core 1
'Hygiene.' Huh. That's all it says.
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404
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GLaDOS
There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance, I'll be right back.
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GLaDOS
Violent temper. Oh, I'd like to see that.
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441
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GLaDOS
Yes! Go and catch one of the crap turrets, and bring it back!
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Wheatley
Well, you know the old formula: Comedy equals tragedy plus time. And you have been asleep for a while. So I guess it's actually pretty funny when you do the math.
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19646
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GLaDOS
The other? Well...
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298
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GLaDOS
Okay, down these stairs.
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288
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Wheatley
So. Boom. Better offer here is just kill yourself. Seems like a lot of effort to walk all the way to my deadly lair, when there's a perfectly serviceable death option right there. Again: not a death trap. Your death would be entirely voluntary. And very much appreciated.
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Wheatley
So what do you say? You carry me up to him and put me back into my body, and I stop us from blowing up and let you go.
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487
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GLaDOS
In case you were wondering: Yes. I'm still a potato. Go away.
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7467
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GLaDOS
Oh no. He found the cooperative testing initiative. It's... something I came up to phase out human testing just before you escaped.
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672
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GLaDOS
Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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288
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Wheatley
Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
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293
Who:
GLaDOS
You won't regret this!
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Defective Turret
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