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Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work.
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GLaDOS
Going for it yourself, huh? All right, angel. I'll do what I can to cover you.
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Core 2
'Yes, sir, Mister Johnson...'
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GLaDOS
NOT a team player.
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GLaDOS
Hello.
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Turret
Oh.
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564
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Defective Turret
Hey, give 'em hell, sweetheart!
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866
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Defective Turret
Well. This is the part where he kills us.
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1686
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GLaDOS
Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.
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299
Who:
Wheatley
Corrupted Core: are you ready to start?
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Announcer
I have only met one other team closer and one of them was an imbecile I had to destroy.
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606
Who:
GLaDOS
If we start making a list of things that aren't here, we could be here all night. You know, pens for instance. Let's stick with things we can see. Not stuff that isn't here.
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348
Who:
Wheatley
Say, you're good at murder. Could you - ow - murder this bird for me?
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4401
Who:
GLaDOS
Come back!
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473
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Wheatley
I’m flyinnnng!
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Turret
Always sleeping.
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548
Who:
GLaDOS
Surprise.
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6140
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GLaDOS
AGH! You look TERRIB--you look good. Looking good, actually. If I'm honest.
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802
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Wheatley
Oh no, don't. Anyway, back to you two imbeciles killing me.
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883
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GLaDOS
What are you doing in there?
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316
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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302
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Wheatley
You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing.
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GLaDOS
Come on, you've already solved it.
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648
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Wheatley
Well... Good. Good. Finally, a nemesis worthy of my vast intellect.
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752
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Wheatley
Oh. You were busy back there.
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640
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GLaDOS
Ohhh, no. The turbines again. I have to go. Wait. This next test DOES require some explanation. Let me give you the fast version.
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GLaDOS
It seems kind of silly to point this out, since you're running around plotting to destroy me. But I'd say we're done testing.
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496
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GLaDOS
Hey hey hey hey hey!
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1247
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Core 1
Oh for... They told me if I ever turned this flashlight on, I would DIE. They told me that about EVERYTHING. I don't know why they even bothered to give me this stuff if they didn't want me usin' it. It's pointless. Mad.
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Wheatley
That's another fifty point penalty.
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618
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GLaDOS
Yeah, how ya doin'.
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Defective Turret
Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.
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285
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GLaDOS
Ohhh. Almost got you there. Almost got ya there!
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Wheatley
I love space.
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Core 1
I forbid you to press it!
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633
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Wheatley
Caroline deleted.
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Announcer
Goodbye, Caroline.
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GLaDOS
I'm telling 'em, keep your pants on.
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Cave Johnson
Best of luck, lady!
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Defective Turret
Oh. Disappointing.
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Wheatley
To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you if you fail. He refused. I understand. That would be like asking me not to test.
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GLaDOS
You will know it when you find it.
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GLaDOS
In summary: walk all the way to certain doom, or give up now. Honorably. Like a samurai! Save yourself a trip. It's win-win for you.
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406
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Wheatley
During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice.
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Core 3
What's a guy gotta do to get some bullets around here?
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Defective Turret
BLUE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal.
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GLaDOS
Yeghh!
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Wheatley
And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what?
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GLaDOS
Yes, do do it!
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Wheatley
Moves lips while reading.
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GLaDOS
You know who ended up, do you know who ended up taking her down in the end? You're not going to believe this. A human.
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Wheatley
Blah.
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