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Then there was a sort of long chunk of time where absolutely nothing happened and then there's us escaping now. So that's pretty much the whole story, you're up to speed. Don't touch anything.
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581
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Wheatley
Whee!
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Who:
Turret
We need to find the power station at the end of this course. The humans must have accidentally disconnected it from my grid. I am sure it was just a clerical error.
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693
Who:
GLaDOS
So sometimes there's still trash in them. Standing around. Smelling, and being useless.
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465
Who:
GLaDOS
Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor.
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1056
Who:
Cave Johnson
This is a clean room facility, decontaminates can harm the turret redemption process.
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950
Who:
Announcer
Welcome back to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center.
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886
Who:
GLaDOS
Space...
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7505
Who:
Core 1
You're okay! Great! Come on!
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318
Who:
Wheatley
Oh, this is ridiculous!
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992
Who:
Defective Turret
Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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334
Who:
GLaDOS
Only three more chambers until your big surprise! [maniacal laughter] Ohhh, that's tiring.
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2175
Who:
Wheatley
He will most likely kill you.
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812
Who:
Core 3
[laugh] Would you pick me up?
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672
Who:
Wheatley
Oh, BRILLIANT! That's brilliant!
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455
Who:
Wheatley
Who said that?
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582
Who:
Defective Turret
Agh!
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329
Who:
Wheatley
Watch out, pal!
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1098
Who:
Defective Turret
I’m scared!
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979
Who:
Turret
Try it now.
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349
Who:
GLaDOS
What happened? What, what, what have you put onto me? What is that?
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543
Who:
Wheatley
Maybe you two have never met humans? They are as bad as you might think, smelly, gross, annoying, often wanting to try and kill you. But they do make great test subjects.
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640
Who:
GLaDOS
I've been doing some reading. Did you know that the word orange is derived from the same Latin root as the word traitor?
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574
Who:
GLaDOS
ow.
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734
Who:
GLaDOS
Here, let me put on some adventure music.
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987
Who:
Core 2
Here I go!
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329
Who:
Wheatley
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-DUN! DUN DUN! Dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-DUN! DUN DUN! nananaDUNDUNDUN dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun...
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4303
Who:
Core 2
Don't you DARE plug him in.
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677
Who:
GLaDOS
Noooooo!
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2051
Who:
Turret
Canvassing
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658
Who:
Turret
I can't do it if you're watching. If you.... just turn around?
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433
Who:
Wheatley
Sorry
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2849
Who:
Turret
And trust me, humans only have one good trait.
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500
Who:
GLaDOS
Agghh!
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422
Who:
GLaDOS
GET YOUR HANDES OFF ME! NO! STOP! No!
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4779
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey lady.
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1070
Who:
Core 1
Blue what did you do?
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382
Who:
GLaDOS
Blue, why did you do that to Orange?
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356
Who:
GLaDOS
Yeah.
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580
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GLaDOS
Had a brainwave. I'm going to tape you solving these, and then watch ten at once-get a more concentrated burst of science. Oh, on a related note: I'm going to need you to solve these ten times as fast.
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649
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Wheatley
The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
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300
Who:
Wheatley
But now, looking around, seeing Aperture restored to its former glory? You don't have to worry about leaving EVER again. I mean that.
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488
Who:
GLaDOS
Glorious freedom!
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23717
Who:
Turret
Here we go! Now do it again!
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2014
Who:
Wheatley
If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?!
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416
Who:
GLaDOS
The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities.
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401
Who:
GLaDOS
I can't believe you came back.
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536
Who:
GLaDOS
You need to be a trained stalemate associate to press that button. You're unqualified.
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1116
Who:
GLaDOS
Calibrating Blue's weight...
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364
Who:
GLaDOS
Please do not engage with turrets heading towards redemption.
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979
Who:
Announcer
Goodbye Caroline!
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Caroline
Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
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303
Who:
Wheatley
Do not do it!
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421
Who:
Wheatley
Martyr.
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387
Who:
GLaDOS
[out of breath] Okay. That's probably the bird, isn't it? That laid the eggs! Livid!
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1043
Who:
Wheatley
Laughs at own jokes. What a bore.
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686
Who:
GLaDOS
The lab boys just informed me that I should not have mentioned the control group. They're telling me I oughtta stop making these pre-recorded messages. That gave me an idea: make more pre-recorded messages. I pay the bills here, I can talk about the control group all damn day.
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Cave Johnson
Ignores directions.
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335
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh.
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454
Who:
GLaDOS
Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you.
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326
Who:
GLaDOS
Thanks to you, I know where to find them, I removed their security and powered up their - uh - rescue door.
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531
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you trying to impress me? What would impress me more is if you never did that again.
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538
Who:
GLaDOS
Just... have a look through the old window.
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330
Who:
Wheatley
That poster! Go look at it for a second, would you?
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692
Who:
GLaDOS
Yes sir, Mr. Johnson
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Who:
Caroline
You did it!
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477
Who:
GLaDOS
I might have pushed that moron thing a little too far this time.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Heh heh heh. Alright? I don't know whether you're picking up on what I'm saying there, but...
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350
Who:
Wheatley
So. Was there anything you wanted to apologize to ME for?
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361
Who:
GLaDOS
Remember that!
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Turret
Moody.
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340
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GLaDOS
There you are! I was starting to get worried.
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291
Who:
Wheatley
Dang!
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759
Who:
Defective Turret
Oh dear.
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921
Who:
Turret
You think I'll betray you. And on any other day, you'd be right.
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418
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GLaDOS
Oh! Right, the escape lift! I'll call it now.
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332
Who:
Wheatley
There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance, I'll be right back.
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Who:
GLaDOS
You should see yourselves right now.
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1371
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh my god. What has he done to this place?
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1609
Who:
GLaDOS
SPAAACCCCCE!
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Who:
Core 1
Helloooo?
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Who:
Wheatley
Earth earth earth.
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1088
Who:
Core 1
Don't press that button. You don't know what you're doing.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Never shares.
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315
Who:
GLaDOS
Insecure.
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330
Who:
GLaDOS
Well, I did my best.
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497
Who:
Defective Turret
Take me with you...
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Who:
Turret
And we would have talked our way out of it. Oh! Except you forgot to tell me you'd murdered her. And that she needed you to live, so the only available vent for her rage would be good old crushable Wheatley. Yeah. Little details I remember. Easy little tidbits you could have used to save me from getting crushed if you'd cared, which you didn't, obviously. And still don't.
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3394
Who:
Wheatley
Avoid defective defective turrets as they may still be active.
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919
Who:
Announcer
What are you doing?
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1082
Who:
Turret
Please stop.
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1247
Who:
Turret
Okay, down these stairs.
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300
Who:
Wheatley
You win.
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Who:
GLaDOS
She did all the work.
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539
Who:
GLaDOS
[disinterested] Ohhh, you solved it. Oh. Good. Good one... Good for you...
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641
Who:
Wheatley
Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.
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305
Who:
Wheatley
Are you curious about the humans? It seems some of the last non-testing humans alive tried to secretly imprison other humans and hide their tracks.
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527
Who:
GLaDOS
So he's inexplicably happy all of a sudden, even though he should be going out of his mind with test withdrawal. AND he's got a surprise for us. What did he FIND back there?
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753
Who:
GLaDOS
Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.
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963
Who:
GLaDOS
While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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307
Who:
GLaDOS
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