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Hey! Moron!
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GLaDOS
Always sleeping.
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552
Who:
GLaDOS
Blah.
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Who:
GLaDOS
You're not just a regular moron. You were DESIGNED to be a moron.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Then we'd come and find you. And rip your gross little stupid sphere body out of MY body, and put me back in.
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481
Who:
GLaDOS
Good work! I'm delivering the first core up near the catwalk!
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390
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, down these stairs.
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298
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Wheatley
Press it!
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353
Who:
GLaDOS
The end.
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1648
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, have it your way. What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control there? Cuz it looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire...
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Who:
Core 2
Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
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300
Who:
Wheatley
The other? Well...
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315
Who:
GLaDOS
Ha... That sounded real. No! That was actually an impression of you. Actually. Because you just fell into my trap. My brilliant trap. Just then. I wanted you to trick me into bursting that pipe. You didn't trick me. Seemingly trick me. Gives you false hope. Leads to overconfidence. And that leads to mistakes. Fatal mistakes. It's all part of my plan.
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2108
Who:
Wheatley
That's the spirit!
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348
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Wheatley
This is.... yeah. Ummm. Hm. Okay. Don't want to alarm you, but if you've got a plan, of any kind, now would be a great time for us to switch to your plan.
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591
Who:
Wheatley
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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354
Who:
GLaDOS
Sollllve it...
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331
Who:
Wheatley
Oh... Mr. Johnson...
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Caroline
Breathes with mouth open.
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318
Who:
GLaDOS
But now, looking around, seeing Aperture restored to its former glory? You don't have to worry about leaving EVER again. I mean that.
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GLaDOS
Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea.
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Who:
GLaDOS
You find a way to stun him, I'll send you a core, and then you attach it to him. If we do it a few times, he might become corrupt enough for another core transfer.
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392
Who:
GLaDOS
Space.
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1201
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Core 1
Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.
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9361
Who:
GLaDOS
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-DUN! DUN DUN! Dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-DUN! DUN DUN! nananaDUNDUNDUN dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun...
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Core 2
Okay! Keep your eye on the turret line, I'm gonna go and hack the door open.
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330
Who:
Wheatley
Space. Space. Space. Space. Comets. Stars. Galaxies. Orion.
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1975
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Core 1
This close and you are going to fail me?
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336
Who:
GLaDOS
Alright, I'm pulling you out.
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Who:
GLaDOS
You know, I'd tell you if I were dead. Courtesy. Mark of a civil society. So, just let me know.
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439
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Wheatley
Goodnight
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Turret
Hold on. Couldn't we just use that conversion gel?
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452
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GLaDOS
Test chamber completed. In the interest of - [FADES OUT] [FADES IN] I am now talking to you privately. Do not tell your teammate. Just between you and me? You're doing very well. [FADES BACK IN] One hundred and seven.
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GLaDOS
Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks -- and no one's gonna ask, don't worry -- but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead.
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Wheatley
Hold on, I'll stop the elevator. Anything? Take your time...
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Who:
GLaDOS
Narcissist.
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330
Who:
GLaDOS
Excuse me, you’re squishing me.
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Turret
THEY didn't fly into space, storm a beach, or bring back the gold. No sir, we did! It's you and me against the world, son! I like your grit! Hustle could use some work, though. Now let's solve this thing!
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1995
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Cave Johnson
Annnnd off we go!
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363
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Wheatley
Please avoid alerting active turrets or being shot by active turrets.
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Who:
Announcer
So I just wanted to give you the chance to kill yourself now. Before you get to the lair. Just, you know, jump into the masher there. Less a death trap and more a death option for you.
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Wheatley
I think we're in trouble.
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GLaDOS
That isn't science.
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GLaDOS
Might as well give you the tour.
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Wheatley
Oh! Wow! Good! I did not think that was going to work.
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Wheatley
Now, escape pod... escape pod...
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366
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Wheatley
Best of luck, lady!
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Defective Turret
What are you doing?
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Turret
Hello!
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1005
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Wheatley
Your test times show you are going too slowly.
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352
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GLaDOS
Don't press the button!
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779
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Wheatley
One moment.
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290
Who:
GLaDOS
Look!
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458
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GLaDOS
Watch out, pal!
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Defective Turret
Don't forget! Thorn! Side!
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Core 2
Oh, sorry. I'm still cleaning out the test chambers.
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439
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh. Play it cool. Play it cool. Here come the space cops.
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Core 1
I'm telling 'em, keep your pants on.
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Who:
Cave Johnson
Corruption at 25%
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875
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Core 3
You win.
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GLaDOS
Yeah, I'm uh... I'm a bad man!
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951
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Defective Turret
And he'll probably kill us, because he's incredibly powerful and I have no plan.
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851
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GLaDOS
Are you still there?
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Turret
Yeah, how ya doin'.
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Defective Turret
The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere.
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Core 3
5000 point penalty! Are you happy now?
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GLaDOS
But it's not too late to avoid all of that by simply not using the gel. There you go, I said it. I gave away my plan. But I couldn't watch you hurt yourself like this.
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377
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Wheatley
Run!
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501
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Wheatley
Yes, do do it!
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373
Who:
Wheatley
Plug me in, plug me in!
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307
Who:
Wheatley
Space space wanna go to space
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Core 1
This time is OUR time.
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Who:
Defective Turret
Activated
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2701
Who:
Turret
I just hate Blue a little more.
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429
Who:
GLaDOS
SURPRISE! We're doing it NOW!
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Wheatley
Get mad!
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Turret
Oo! I've got an idea!
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560
Who:
Wheatley
Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.
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288
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GLaDOS
It's been a pleasure!
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Who:
Defective Turret
Alright, then. Let us see... 'Vital maintenance protocols.' Wow, there are a lot of them. Should have looked into this earlier. Well, let's try this: [reading while typing] DO THEM. [failure buzzer]. Fair enough. Maybe it's a password.
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Wheatley
YES YES! IN YOUR FACE! I GOT YO-ah, nope.
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Who:
Wheatley
I don't know what you think you are doing, but I don't like it. I want you to stop.
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873
Who:
GLaDOS
Standing down.
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414
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Defective Turret
Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there we're gonna need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready...
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366
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Wheatley
Oh, you are kidding me.
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GLaDOS
You KNOW her?
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620
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Wheatley
That is not part of the test.
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392
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GLaDOS
Also, are you alive? That's important, should have asked that first.
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752
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Wheatley
There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.
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287
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Wheatley
We did it! I'm in control of the whole facility now!
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394
Who:
Wheatley
In fact, I'm going to have to take a break for a minute. A partial break during which I'll stop the facility from exploding while still throwing bombs at you.
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605
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Wheatley
You know, in the end, yes, they let me go. It's all politics, to be honest. It's a big popularity contest, it's all about who you know, and whose back you're willing to scratch, who doesn't touch -- or, in my case, who did accidentally touch -- the neurotoxin button.
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Wheatley
Moves lips while reading.
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397
Who:
GLaDOS
Whoa! Hey! Don't fall!
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314
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Wheatley
Tell you what, here's a plan. Let's just both... continue contemplating... in absolute silence...
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333
Who:
Wheatley
So... we're all supposed to be blind, then, right? It's not just me? Alright, fantastic.
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Defective Turret
There's nothing in space! That's why it's space!
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Who:
Core 2
Alright, can't blame me for trying. Okay... New tests, new tests... there's gotta be some tests around here somewhere.
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Wheatley
Humans! That's what you look like right now.
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472
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GLaDOS
You're doing great!
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452
Who:
Core 2
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