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Good work! I'm delivering the first core up near the catwalk!
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GLaDOS
Something is wrong, this door should be opening.
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397
Who:
GLaDOS
Cryptic.
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445
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't plug him in.
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374
Who:
GLaDOS
Yeah! Ha ha ha!
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414
Who:
Defective Turret
Nevermind. I have to go... check something. Test on your own recognizance. I'll be back.
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526
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GLaDOS
Was. Was self-destructing. Already fixed.
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654
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Wheatley
I am!
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3147
Who:
Caroline
Ah, come on!
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465
Who:
Defective Turret
Sir!
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1375
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Caroline
Well, that should do it.
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299
Who:
Wheatley
Enjoy this next test. I'm going to go to the surface. It's a beautiful day out. Yesterday I saw a deer. If you solve this next test, maybe I'll let you ride an elevator all the way up to the break room, and I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again.
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GLaDOS
clickclickclick
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1140
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Defective Turret
Neurotoxin level at capacity in five minutes.
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Who:
Announcer
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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307
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GLaDOS
I was so bored, I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race. Ugh. I hope YOU didn't write any of them.
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831
Who:
GLaDOS
The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days.
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903
Who:
Core 3
You’ve made your point.
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831
Who:
Turret
You just beat this test. Literally twenty seconds ago.
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727
Who:
Wheatley
I thought about our dilemma, and I came up with a solution that I honestly think works out best for one of both of us.
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Who:
GLaDOS
GAH!
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512
Who:
Wheatley
This way! This way!
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304
Who:
Wheatley
She did all the work.
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540
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GLaDOS
What -what's wrong with being adopted? Um. Well... lack of parents, for one, and... also... furthermore... nothing. Some of my best... friends are... orphans... But...
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Wheatley
I wonder if that dancing has some effect on you?
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516
Who:
GLaDOS
The turret factory should be this way I think.
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311
Who:
Wheatley
The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting.
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2585
Who:
Core 3
But I'm huge! [laugh turning to maniacal laugh]
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Wheatley
Well, I did my best.
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498
Who:
Defective Turret
The Fact Sphere is always right.
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781
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Core 3
Hey, be a sport lady, and just tell him I killed you.
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2744
Who:
Defective Turret
I’m sorry, Subject Orange.
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462
Who:
GLaDOS
Not entirely, not entirely. Look at the word 'test', on the wall there. That's brand new.
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405
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Wheatley
Oh! Wow! Good! I did not think that was going to work.
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915
Who:
Wheatley
And off we go.
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368
Who:
Wheatley
Earth.
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Core 1
Pfff. I guess.
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561
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Core 2
BLUE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite animal.
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792
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GLaDOS
So, once again, just... move along. One small step and everything.
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Wheatley
And we would have talked our way out of it. Oh! Except you forgot to tell me you'd murdered her. And that she needed you to live, so the only available vent for her rage would be good old crushable Wheatley. Yeah. Little details I remember. Easy little tidbits you could have used to save me from getting crushed if you'd cared, which you didn't, obviously. And still don't.
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Wheatley
Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath.
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550
Who:
Core 3
Sleep mode activated
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6458
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Turret
I can only imagine.
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353
Who:
GLaDOS
Your vitals remain well within testing norms, so there is no need to worry about sudden death from collaborative shock syndrome.
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428
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GLaDOS
Oh, brilliant, yeah. Take one last look at your precious human moon. Because it cannot help you now!
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Wheatley
Do it!
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504
Who:
Wheatley
I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans.
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358
Who:
GLaDOS
Here's another core! This one should do it!
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320
Who:
GLaDOS
ORANGE, please observe your partner's favorite animal.
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523
Who:
GLaDOS
You know, there are test subjects in Africa who don't even have monitors in their test chambers. Why don't you think of that before you break any more of them?
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Wheatley
Stay back.
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389
Who:
GLaDOS
Ah!
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Core 1
Hello.
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Defective Turret
It wasn't anything personal. Just... you know. You DID kill me. Fair's fair.
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562
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GLaDOS
Oh, that's funny, is it? Because we've been at this twelve hours and you haven't solved it either, so I don't know why you're laughing.
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Wheatley
I’ll just save the safety information about the dangerous experiment you’re about to do for AFTER the experiment.
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501
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GLaDOS
Ohhhh. Another door malfunction. I'm going to take care of this once and for all. Stay here, I'll be back in a while.
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548
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, I like this guy.
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1540
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GLaDOS
Look out! I'm right behind you! No, of course I'm not. Saw through that too. Forty feet tall, right in front of you. Not my greatest ruse. To be honest. Still a giant robot, though.
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Wheatley
You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you stopping that.
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404
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GLaDOS
Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity.
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2381
Who:
Core 3
'Hang ten?' That might work if there were ten of him. Do you think there might be nine more of this guy somewhere?
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649
Who:
Core 2
But don't worry, you are in the lead.
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347
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GLaDOS
Also, a note: No braces on your spine, either. So don't land on that. Or your head, no braces there. That could split like a melon from this height. [nervous chuckle] Do definitely focus on landing with your legs.
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Wheatley
This on? [thump thump] Hey. Listen up down there. That thing's called an elevator. Not a bathroom.
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Who:
Cave Johnson
Hey!
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865
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Turret
You're not just a regular moron. You were DESIGNED to be a moron.
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GLaDOS
5000 point penalty! Are you happy now?
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1784
Who:
GLaDOS
Yeah! Still not working.
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751
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Defective Turret
I’m sorry, Subject Blue.
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460
Who:
GLaDOS
Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that.
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346
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop failing, you need to find the vault door.
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381
Who:
GLaDOS
Thought you'd seen the last of us, didn't ya?
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Who:
Defective Turret
You're better than that.
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374
Who:
GLaDOS
I went and spoke with the door mainframe. Let's just say he won't be... well, living anymore. Anyway, back to testing.
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1558
Who:
GLaDOS
There must be something wrong with the reassembly machine.
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1214
Who:
GLaDOS
You know what I hope's in space? Fire. I hope you go to space and catch on fire.
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Who:
Core 2
Alright, off you go!
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333
Who:
Wheatley
Nicely Done!
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627
Who:
Wheatley
Warmer. Warrrrmer. Boiling hot. Boiling--okay, colder. Ice cold. Arctic. Very very very cold LOOK JUST GET ON THE BUTTON!
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760
Who:
Wheatley
In order to ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled.
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518
Who:
GLaDOS
Ah. I tell ya. Humans. Love 'em. Just... The way they look is great. And their... folklore. Wonderful isn't it? Very colorful...
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Who:
Wheatley
Malfunctioning
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1296
Who:
Turret
Thanks anyway...
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1183
Who:
Turret
89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery.
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Core 3
Good morning. You have been in suspension for -FIFTY- days. In compliance with state and federal regulations, all testing candidates in the Aperture Science Extended Relaxation Center must be revived periodically for a mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise.
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10465
Who:
Announcer
Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
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5421
Who:
Announcer
Sorry! Sorry. My fault.
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451
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Wheatley
Look down. Who's that, down there, talking? It's me! Down on the floor. Needing you to pick me up.
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463
Who:
Wheatley
Yes! Come on!
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861
Who:
GLaDOS
I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Good, that's still working.
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2008
Who:
GLaDOS
It's your old friend, deadly neurotoxin. If I were you, I'd take a deep breath. And hold it.
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GLaDOS
Do you feel more human?
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712
Who:
GLaDOS
Did something break back there?
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653
Who:
Wheatley
There we go. I wanted to talk to you for a moment, if I may.
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305
Who:
Wheatley
What about that camera?
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353
Who:
GLaDOS
You have no idea what it's like in this body.
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291
Who:
Wheatley
Roman toothpaste was made with human urine. Urine as an ingredient in toothpaste continued to be used up until the 18th century.
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911
Who:
Core 3
I'm fully connected. I can see everything.
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585
Who:
GLaDOS
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