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Who:
Turret
Look - metal ball, I CAN hear you.
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1758
Who:
GLaDOS
Take me with you? Please?
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899
Who:
Defective Turret
The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed em into a gel.
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Who:
Cave Johnson
Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't.
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1042
Who:
Core 3
Luckily, by the looks of things he knows as much about test building as he does about logical contradictions.
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332
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't worry. You can't die. They will just reassemble you.
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414
Who:
GLaDOS
Yes sir, Mr. Johnson
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9439
Who:
Caroline
You have a gift for these tests. That’s not just flattery. You are great at science.
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871
Who:
GLaDOS
Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here...
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300
Who:
Wheatley
ow.
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639
Who:
GLaDOS
I know how humans make more humans, and frankly, it's ridiculous. It also assumes that you already have a human, which I hope somebody got fired over. So I came up a with BETTER way.
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23809
Who:
GLaDOS
You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you anymore.
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306
Who:
Wheatley
Here she comes! Just play along! RememberFifteenChambers!
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350
Who:
Wheatley
Take me with you...
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968
Who:
Turret
Really, not even humans do that anymore.
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302
Who:
GLaDOS
Something’s wrong...
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921
Who:
Turret
It's your old friend, deadly neurotoxin. If I were you, I'd take a deep breath. And hold it.
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6532
Who:
GLaDOS
Alright, let's get started. This first test involves something the lab boys call 'repulsion gel.'
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Cave Johnson
Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!
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319
Who:
Wheatley
Okay. What you're doing there is jumping. You just... you just jumped. But nevermind. Say 'Apple'. 'Aaaapple.'
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Wheatley
No, wait. Just kill it and we'll call things even between us. No hard feelings.
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784
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GLaDOS
I'm guessing this wasn't one of the scientist's children. I don't want to be snobby, but let's be honest: It's got manual laborer written all over it. I'm not saying they're not as good as the professionals. They're just a lot dumber.
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633
Who:
Wheatley
If you had any belongings, please pick them up now. We don't want old newspapers and sticks cluttering up the building.
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1010
Who:
Cave Johnson
Had a brainwave. I'm going to tape you solving these, and then watch ten at once-get a more concentrated burst of science. Oh, on a related note: I'm going to need you to solve these ten times as fast.
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616
Who:
Wheatley
NNGH! It's not enough! If I'm such a moron, why can't you solve a simple test?
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1746
Who:
Wheatley
Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.
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309
Who:
GLaDOS
Hold on, who-?
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597
Who:
GLaDOS
Yeah.
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393
Who:
Defective Turret
You messed with the wrong turret!
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19307
Who:
Defective Turret
Thank you, that was very brave of you to tell me.
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376
Who:
GLaDOS
Ah, crap.
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Who:
Defective Turret
Hold on, [click click click] Ah, the bloody bombs are stuck on. Doesn't matter - I've reconfigured the shields.
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Wheatley
I can only imagine.
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345
Who:
GLaDOS
BLUE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal.
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354
Who:
GLaDOS
Nonononononono!
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73465
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GLaDOS
Lacks confidence.
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292
Who:
GLaDOS
And as soon as I can PROVE it, the laws of robotics allow me to terminate you for being a liar.
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718
Who:
GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.
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290
Who:
GLaDOS
Still, if it were, Blue would be winning.
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609
Who:
GLaDOS
So sometimes there's still trash in them. Standing around. Smelling, and being useless.
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453
Who:
GLaDOS
Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava.
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Core 3
I was going to kill you fast. With bullets. Or neurotoxin. But if you're going to pull stunts like this, it doesn't have to be fast. So you know. I'll take my time.
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GLaDOS
Well done. In the event that oxygen is no longer available in the Enrichment Center, an auxiliary air supply will be provided to you by an Aperture Science Test Associate, if one exists.
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Who:
GLaDOS
I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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316
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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289
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm going to space.
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Who:
Core 1
YEAH! What's happening?
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Who:
Defective Turret
Fears intimacy.
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290
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh thank god, you're alright.
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Who:
GLaDOS
The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities.
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383
Who:
GLaDOS
Helloooooooooooo!
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Who:
Wheatley
Not paying attennnntion...
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509
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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Who:
Turret
Horrible people skills.
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978
Who:
GLaDOS
Now, you are just wasting my time.
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389
Who:
GLaDOS
Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through.
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304
Who:
Wheatley
Hi there!
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504
Who:
Defective Turret
Blah.
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2077
Who:
GLaDOS
You can't keep going like this forever, you know. I'm GOING to find out what you're doing. Out there. Where I can't see you. I'll know. All I need is proof.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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316
Who:
GLaDOS
Just as mementos, though...
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290
Who:
GLaDOS
Now, you already met one another on the limo ride over, so let me introduce myself.
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Who:
Cave Johnson
If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples.
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Who:
Announcer
HURRY! THIS WAY!
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352
Who:
Wheatley
I'm gonna make you proud!
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686
Who:
Defective Turret
You both need to do something.
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295
Who:
GLaDOS
Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.
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295
Who:
GLaDOS
Rats cannot throw up.
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Who:
Core 3
There should be a portal device on that podium over there.
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Who:
Wheatley
Alright, get moving.
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315
Who:
Wheatley
Here we go! Now do it again!
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2004
Who:
Wheatley
I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Hey! Squeaky-voice! Gimme some of your bullets!
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Who:
Defective Turret
Lady.
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635
Who:
Core 1
No knife? That's fine. I know all about pressure points.
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Core 2
Well, well, well. Welcome to MY LAIR! Lemme just flag something up: According to the control panel light up there, the entire building's going to self destruct in about six minutes. Pretty sure it's a problem with the light. I think the light's on the blink. But just in case it isn't, I actually am going to have to kill you. As discussed earlier.
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Who:
Wheatley
Dental floss has superb tensile strength.
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1139
Who:
Core 3
Yeah, I'm uh... I'm a bad man!
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Who:
Defective Turret
What is this, like a hobby for you now? I mean, honestly, it's crazy! You've been running around for hours, I'm surprised you have the energy to smash screens willy nilly. Honestly, I'd have a little lie down if I were you. Have a nap.
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707
Who:
Wheatley
Always weeping. Poor thing.
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514
Who:
GLaDOS
Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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295
Who:
Wheatley
This place is going to blow up if I don't get back in my body!
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358
Who:
GLaDOS
The two of you have forged an excellent partnership, with one of you handling the cerebral challenges and the other ready to ponderously waddle into action should the test suddenly become an eating contest.
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951
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey lady. Lady.
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Who:
Core 1
Do you need real encouragement? Let's see if this helps.
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397
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry, what?
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2240
Who:
Wheatley
Yeah, hey, how ya doin'?
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538
Who:
Defective Turret
Electrocution, shot, drowned, crushed, burned in goo.
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1284
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, this way
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294
Who:
Wheatley
Hopeless. Just hopeless.
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480
Who:
GLaDOS
And... forty potato batteries. Embarrassing. I realize they’re children. Still: low hanging fruit. Barely science, really.
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Who:
Wheatley
Please ping a white portalable surface.
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297
Who:
GLaDOS
Corrupted cores! We're in luck.
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GLaDOS
She’s probably okay.
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732
Who:
Turret
Hey wait wait wait wait wait wait!
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517
Who:
Defective Turret
In fact, I'm going to have to take a break for a minute. A partial break during which I'll stop the facility from exploding while still throwing bombs at you.
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596
Who:
Wheatley
Yes, I see you.
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796
Who:
GLaDOS
Blue is awarded five points!
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334
Who:
GLaDOS
Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes.
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Core 3
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