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Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!
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332
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Wheatley
There. Bing! Perfect. On you go.
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466
Who:
Wheatley
Have you got any ideas?
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303
Who:
Wheatley
Alright, get moving.
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319
Who:
Wheatley
Well done! The Enrichment Center reminds you that although circumstances may appear bleak, you are not alone. All Aperture Science personality constructs will remain functional in apocalyptic, low power environments of as few as 1.1 volts.
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2324
Who:
Announcer
Oh... It's you.
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46481
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GLaDOS
GET IN!
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322
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Wheatley
Perfect, the door's malfunctioning. I guess somebody's going to have to repair that too. No, don't get up. I'll be right back. Don't touch anything.
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661
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GLaDOS
Oh, I almost forgot, when you go outside the testing courses the only way I can retrieve you is to violently disassemble and then carefully reassemble you.
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632
Who:
GLaDOS
Watch out, pal!
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1096
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Defective Turret
Okay, have it your way. What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control there? Cuz it looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire...
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542
Who:
Core 2
Tell ya what, why don't you put me down and I'll make a distraction.
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471
Who:
Core 2
For your testing convenience, all tests are available and all safety precautions within testing chambers have been deactivated.
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1164
Who:
Announcer
Yeah, let's do this.
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448
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Defective Turret
So sometimes there's still trash in them. Standing around. Smelling, and being useless.
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464
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GLaDOS
Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you.
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326
Who:
GLaDOS
We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition.
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331
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GLaDOS
I think these test chambers look even better than they did before. It was easy, really. You just have to look at things objectively, see what you don't need anymore, and trim out the fat.
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GLaDOS
I forbid you to press it!
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637
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Wheatley
If your confidence is still not high enough remember no one was created perfect.
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341
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GLaDOS
The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four.
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836
Who:
Core 3
Are they killing you? They're killing you, aren't they?
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662
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Wheatley
Hello?
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1365
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Turret
You're okay! Great! Come on!
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318
Who:
Wheatley
Come on through.
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327
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Wheatley
Okay, I'm gonna lay my cards on the table: I don't wanna do it. I don't want to go in there. Don't... Don't go in there - She's off. She's off! Panic over! She's off. All fine! On we go.
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605
Who:
Wheatley
These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other’s performance so far.
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459
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GLaDOS
The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands.
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1103
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Core 3
Oh, shut up!
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2361
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Core 2
Thanks anyway...
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1177
Who:
Turret
You're in this together, aren't you? You've been playing me the whole time! Both of you! First you make me think you're brain damaged! Then you convince me you're sworn enemies with your best friend over here!
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895
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Wheatley
ONE Catchmecatchmecatchmecatchmecatchme
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979
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Wheatley
I blame myself.
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1209
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Turret
Test chamber completed. In the interest of - [FADES OUT] [FADES IN] I am now talking to you privately. Do not tell your teammate. Just between you and me? You're doing very well. [FADES BACK IN] One hundred and seven.
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1443
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GLaDOS
Blah.
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1489
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GLaDOS
How would you use it in a sentence? 'Mmm, this apple's crunchy,' you might say. And I'm not even asking you for the whole sentence. Just the word 'Apple'.
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Wheatley
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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319
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GLaDOS
Just get it off me...
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342
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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320
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GLaDOS
Enough! I told you not to put these cores on me. But you don't listen, do you? Quiet. All the time. Quietly not listening to a word I say. Judging me. Silently. The worst kind.
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Wheatley
There you are, reassembled again.
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315
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GLaDOS
5000 point penalty! Are you happy now?
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GLaDOS
We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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316
Who:
Wheatley
Wanna go to space.
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Core 1
Hello. Hello. Hell-- Aw, crap...
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Defective Turret
Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.
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Core 3
Paradoxes.
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GLaDOS
clickclickclick
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518
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Defective Turret
I'm in space.
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Core 1
All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?'
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Cave Johnson
Problems with authority.
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321
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GLaDOS
Oh, come on!
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616
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Defective Turret
This time...
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591
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Defective Turret
I would say extremely deadly but we all know, for you and your amazing ability to be reassembled nothing is deadly.
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340
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GLaDOS
The end?
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1233
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GLaDOS
The billionth digit of Pi is 9.
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1149
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Core 3
Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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298
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Wheatley
Stop doing that! All you need to do is open the Vault door!
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410
Who:
GLaDOS
Right. Hmm. I'm gonna have to hack the door so we can get at it.
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363
Who:
Wheatley
Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed.
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953
Who:
Core 3
You win.
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GLaDOS
Hi?
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899
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Turret
Still, if it were, Orange would be winning.
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464
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GLaDOS
Simple word. 'Apple'.
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632
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Wheatley
Go on. Get a goooood lonnnnng look.
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499
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GLaDOS
Whatever he does, it isn't important enough for anyone to bother writing it down. For all I know, he doesn't even work here.
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530
Who:
GLaDOS
What are you doing? YOU MONSTER! They're one of us.
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GLaDOS
Well, I gave it everything I could. Can't ask for more than that.
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Who:
Defective Turret
That was nobody’s fault.
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767
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Turret
Please go to space.
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1024
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Core 1
Also, once I eject myself out of the core the lift might stop. Then we'd be trapped in a lift full of broken glass suspended fifty feet off the ground.
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482
Who:
Wheatley
Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for.
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368
Who:
GLaDOS
[beep] Sarcasm Self Test complete. [beep]
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Who:
Announcer
No. No. That was the solution. Rrrg! What am I missing?
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353
Who:
Wheatley
Carry on.
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304
Who:
Wheatley
There you are
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2067
Who:
Turret
Failure...
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1714
Who:
Turret
I have only met one other team closer and one of them was an imbecile I had to destroy.
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614
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GLaDOS
You're not going to believe this. I found a sealed off wing. Hundreds - HUNDREDS! - of perfectly good test chambers. Just sitting there. Filled with skeletons. Shook them out. Good as new!
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1414
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Wheatley
That is not part of the test.
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395
Who:
GLaDOS
Allright, test's over. You can head on back to your desk.
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Cave Johnson
At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse.
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1460
Who:
GLaDOS
It's perfect. Except for all the glass hitting us when I smash through the lift, that's a bit of a problem.
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307
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Wheatley
This close and you are going to fail me?
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337
Who:
GLaDOS
Excellent! You're a predator and these tests are your prey. Speaking of which, I was researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them?
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GLaDOS
clickclickclick
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1008
Who:
Defective Turret
Why...
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2853
Who:
Turret
Follow the feeder tube to the generator room! I'll meet you there.
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297
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Wheatley
Yeah! Let's do this!
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574
Who:
Defective Turret
THEY didn't fly into space, storm a beach, or bring back the gold. No sir, we did! It's you and me against the world, son! I like your grit! Hustle could use some work, though. Now let's solve this thing!
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1997
Who:
Cave Johnson
Um, hello?
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1420
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Turret
Hey!
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863
Who:
Turret
Come on, sweetie! He's got a glass jaw! He's got a glass everything! This guy's a china cabinet!
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747
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Core 2
She's bringing the whole place down! Hurry!
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332
Who:
Wheatley
Woooaaah!
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1217
Who:
Turret
BLUE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal.
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361
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry about the mess. I've really let the place go since you killed me. By the way, thanks for that.
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1407
Who:
GLaDOS
It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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338
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Wheatley
OW.
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801
Who:
Wheatley
Human tapeworms can grow up to twenty-two point nine meters.
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Core 3
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