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Where'd you go? Come back! Come back!
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676
Who:
Wheatley
Don't mind me. Continue escaping.
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422
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Wheatley
Oh, careful now.
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305
Who:
Wheatley
RUN! Come on! I'm closing the doors!
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373
Who:
Wheatley
Who said that?
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578
Who:
Defective Turret
Good. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look down at the floor. [BUZZER]
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2068
Who:
Announcer
You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you anymore.
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307
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Wheatley
Space space wanna go to space
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1029
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Core 1
Oh.
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397
Who:
Wheatley
Orange is first to acquire a Portal Device.
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638
Who:
GLaDOS
Ayeyeyeyeye
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3886
Who:
Turret
Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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294
Who:
GLaDOS
Alright, you can turn around now!
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419
Who:
Wheatley
Blue is awarded five points!
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335
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GLaDOS
YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!
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11269
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GLaDOS
This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for.
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327
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GLaDOS
Space. Space. Go to space.
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1074
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Core 1
Okay, you didn't have time to stop, I understand, but that WAS actually important.
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364
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GLaDOS
We all agree you should stop.
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380
Who:
GLaDOS
And again, not playing along. You're ruining what are some really good speeches, actually.
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449
Who:
Wheatley
Dang! All right, if anyone asks, I killed you.
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1273
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Defective Turret
Agghh!
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413
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GLaDOS
This next test may result in your death. If you want to know what that's like, think back to that time you killed me, and substitute yourself for me.
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725
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GLaDOS
Now your fat eyes have seen everything.
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1383
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GLaDOS
Well, I gave it everything I could. Can't ask for more than that.
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566
Who:
Defective Turret
BAM! Secret panel! That I opened. While your back was turned.
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478
Who:
Wheatley
Welcome to the enrichment center. [cough]
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6325
Who:
Cave Johnson
It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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336
Who:
Wheatley
There.
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299
Who:
GLaDOS
To celebrate, I have a surprise for you!
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692
Who:
GLaDOS
Goodbye Caroline!
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25804
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Caroline
Whoa!
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333
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Wheatley
The Sun is 330,330 times larger than Earth.
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767
Who:
Core 3
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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301
Who:
GLaDOS
And of course nobody tells ME anything. Noooo. Why should they tell me anything?
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590
Who:
Wheatley
From here we transport you to the new testing course.
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353
Who:
GLaDOS
Then we'd come and find you. And rip your gross little stupid sphere body out of MY body, and put me back in.
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474
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GLaDOS
I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time.
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308
Who:
GLaDOS
But don't be alarmed, alright? Although, if you do feel alarm, try to hold onto that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage.
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937
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Wheatley
[to JERRY] See you in court, mate. [to player] Anyway, look, just hang in there for five more chambers.
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867
Who:
Wheatley
Yeah, hey, how ya doin'?
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538
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Defective Turret
See that?
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301
Who:
Wheatley
Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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330
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Wheatley
THEY didn't fly into space, storm a beach, or bring back the gold. No sir, we did! It's you and me against the world, son! I like your grit! Hustle could use some work, though. Now let's solve this thing!
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1988
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Cave Johnson
You have no idea how tiring it is to praise someone for placing an edgeless safety cube into a receptacle designed to exactly fit an edgeless safety cube.
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637
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GLaDOS
Did I hit it? I hit it, didn't I?
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478
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Defective Turret
Well, let's do some tests and see what happens.
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538
Who:
GLaDOS
Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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303
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, look. There's a deer! You probably can't see it. Get closer.
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1340
Who:
GLaDOS
If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?!
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408
Who:
GLaDOS
Finish it...
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379
Who:
Wheatley
Coming through!
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2056
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Turret
Oh, this is ridiculous!
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987
Who:
Defective Turret
eight
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584
Who:
GLaDOS
Non-defective turret testing active.
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929
Who:
Announcer
Oh, just open the door! [to self] That's too aggressive. [loud again] Hello, friend! Why not open the door?
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3952
Who:
Wheatley
Have you got any ideas?
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300
Who:
Wheatley
We're in space!
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2595
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Wheatley
Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.
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292
Who:
GLaDOS
Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!
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8000
Who:
GLaDOS
Incoherent.
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313
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GLaDOS
Not much of a plan, if I'm honest. But I'm afraid it's all we have at his point. Barring a sudden barrage of speech from your direction. Improbable. At best.
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290
Who:
Wheatley
Come on through.
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294
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Wheatley
I'm being serious, I think there's something really wrong with me.
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1241
Who:
GLaDOS
Here I go!
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324
Who:
Wheatley
Finally! I had almost given up hope of ever testing again.
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461
Who:
GLaDOS
I wonder if that dancing has some effect on you?
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508
Who:
GLaDOS
Hold on now. I might not have thought this next part COMPLETELY through.
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339
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Wheatley
I'm not defective!
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2327
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Defective Turret
Look at you. Sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp.
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11179
Who:
GLaDOS
Yeah, how ya doin'.
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827
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Defective Turret
At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse.
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1449
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GLaDOS
But I need to protect the humans!
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4383
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Turret
The point is: If we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a man's intelligence and personality on one? So I have the engineers figuring that out now.
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2039
Who:
Cave Johnson
What?
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396
Who:
Wheatley
Now, you are just wasting my time.
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394
Who:
GLaDOS
SOLVE IT! Commanding voice...
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789
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Wheatley
Oh oh oh. This is space! I'm in space!
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1885
Who:
Core 1
Nooooooooo...
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1616
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Defective Turret
ow.
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717
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GLaDOS
Oh those clerks.
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413
Who:
GLaDOS
They'll probably throw you a party.
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445
Who:
GLaDOS
Preparing to love this... don't want to build it up too much... but I think this one's going to be good, I can tell...
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467
Who:
Wheatley
Yeah, let's do this.
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443
Who:
Defective Turret
Well, I tried. Best of luck!
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507
Who:
Defective Turret
On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.
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318
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you alright?
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338
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Wheatley
Grab it and attach it to him!
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333
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahungh. What was that? That was nothing! That was nothing!
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627
Who:
Wheatley
She probably deserved it.
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855
Who:
Turret
AGH! You look TERRIB--you look good. Looking good, actually. If I'm honest.
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802
Who:
Wheatley
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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349
Who:
GLaDOS
To maintain a constant testing cycle, I simulate daylight at all hours and add adrenal vapor to your oxygen supply. So you may be confused about the passage of time. The point is, yesterday was your birthday. I thought you'd want to know.
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3735
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GLaDOS
The scientists were always hanging cores on me to regulate my behavior. I've heard voices all my life. But now I hear the voice of a conscience, and it's terrifying, because for the first time it's my voice.
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1623
Who:
GLaDOS
Let go!
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411
Who:
Wheatley
Ah for Pete's sake!
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981
Who:
Defective Turret
Greetings, friend. I'm Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science - you might know us as a vital participant in the 1968 Senate Hearings on missing astronauts. And you've most likely used one of the many products we invented. But that other people have somehow managed to steal from us. Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt--
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8390
Who:
Cave Johnson
Alright, check THIS out.
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381
Who:
Defective Turret
So I just wanted to give you the chance to kill yourself now. Before you get to the lair. Just, you know, jump into the masher there. Less a death trap and more a death option for you.
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1271
Who:
Wheatley
Good!
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3061
Who:
Announcer
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