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Baking Soda Volcano. Well, at least it's not a potato battery, I'll give it that. Still not terrifically original, though. Not exactly primary research, even within the child sciences.
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Wheatley
Didn't pick up on my sarcasm...
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Wheatley
Error. Error. Error. File not found.
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Core 3
Don't be a stranger!
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Defective Turret
Did something break back there?
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Wheatley
I wouldn't have warned you about this before, back when we hated each other. But those turrets are firing real bullets. So look out. I'd hate for something tragic to happen to you before I extract all your bone marrow.
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GLaDOS
Door?
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Wheatley
Doesn't bother me. I gotta say, the view's mighty nice from right here.
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Core 2
Keep it up and your arm will get stuck like that.
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GLaDOS
Hello again, did you know these are the only set of tests available to you... you are going to need to select them again.
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GLaDOS
Sorry, we're closed
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Turret
Ah!
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Core 1
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
Oh! Good news! [electic pop] Nevermind.
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Wheatley
Without the consequence of death, is this even science?
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GLaDOS
Neurotoxin level at capacity in five minutes.
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Announcer
Come on! Over here! This way!
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Wheatley
Oh! Yes. Well done.
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Wheatley
Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!
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Core 1
I never liked her.
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Turret
The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Blue is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One.
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GLaDOS
Follow the feeder tube to the generator room! I'll meet you there.
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Wheatley
Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects?
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GLaDOS
Nooooooooo...
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Defective Turret
The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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GLaDOS
You were right, Orange. Blue was dumb enough to fall for your trap.
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GLaDOS
Well played.
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Defective Turret
Blah.
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GLaDOS
Thank you for completing the testing courses. If you enjoyed your experience, you may now re-enter the testing course of your choice.
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Announcer
Okay, yes, it's a trap. But it's only way through. Let's just do it.
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GLaDOS
Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
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Wheatley
Happy Explosion Day, gorgeous.
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Core 2
But it's not too late to avoid all of that by simply not using the gel. There you go, I said it. I gave away my plan. But I couldn't watch you hurt yourself like this.
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Wheatley
Okay, let's try this way.
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Wheatley
Are you alive down there?
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Wheatley
But now, looking around, seeing Aperture restored to its former glory? You don't have to worry about leaving EVER again. I mean that.
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GLaDOS
Okay. Listen. I can't do it with you watching. I know it seems pathetic, given what we've been through. But just turn around. Please?
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Wheatley
Yes.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing the Aperture Science standard cooperative testing courses.
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GLaDOS
Welcome back, testing is available.
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GLaDOS
Thanks to you, I know where to find them, I removed their security and powered up their - uh - rescue door.
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GLaDOS
Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.
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GLaDOS
You are making this harder than it needs to be.
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GLaDOS
I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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GLaDOS
I have the results of the last chamber: You are a horrible person. That's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
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GLaDOS
I can't believe you came back.
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GLaDOS
Agh! You're alive! Great!
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Wheatley
Oh.
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Defective Turret
If you want to just call it quits, we could just sit here. Forever. That's an option. Option A: Sit here. Do nothing. Option B: Go through there, and if she's alive, she'll almost certainly kill us.
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Wheatley
Blue, Orange and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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GLaDOS
Yeah! Non-lethal as ever.
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Defective Turret
Luckily, by the looks of things he knows as much about test building as he does about logical contradictions.
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GLaDOS
Problems with authority.
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GLaDOS
Good. You have a dual portal device. There should be a way back to the testing area up ahead.
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GLaDOS
I, uh... I am a bad man.
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Defective Turret
Hey, nice potato!
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Defective Turret
Please stop.
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Turret
Oh! Oh! Did it kill you? Oh, that would be amazing if it killed you.
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Wheatley
Wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth. Wanna go to earth.
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Core 1
Keep it up and you will lose 500 points.
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GLaDOS
There's the exit! We're almost out of here!
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Wheatley
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
Yes!
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GLaDOS
What? No, you pressed that bAGGGHHHHHH
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Wheatley
Tell you what, here's a plan. Let's just both... continue contemplating... in absolute silence...
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Wheatley
Enough! I told you not to put these cores on me. But you don't listen, do you? Quiet. All the time. Quietly not listening to a word I say. Judging me. Silently. The worst kind.
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Wheatley
Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.
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GLaDOS
Run! I don't need to do the voice. RUN!
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Wheatley
Hey, hold on whoa whoa whoa whoa!
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Defective Turret
It'll be fine. Get in.
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Wheatley
We're so close! Go press the button!
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GLaDOS
Dad! I'm in space! [low-pitched 'space' voice] I'm proud of you, son. [normal voice] Dad, are you space? [low-pitched 'space' voice] Yes. Now we are a family again.
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Core 1
Um. 'TRUE'. I'll go 'true'.
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Wheatley
HURRY! THIS WAY!
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Wheatley
Blah.
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GLaDOS
Are you testing me?
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GLaDOS
Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird.
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Core 3
As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules.
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GLaDOS
Go on.
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Wheatley
Ohhhhhhh, that's tremendous.
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Wheatley
There's nothing in space! That's why it's space!
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Core 2
Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Waitwaitwait. Ohhhh. Not helpful. Rrrrrg. Don't know why I thought that would help.
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Wheatley
Congratulations. Not on the test.
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GLaDOS
Please note the incandescent particle field across the exit. This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it.
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Announcer
What are you doing, are you just having a little five minutes to yourself? Fair enough. You've had a rough time. You've been asleep for who knows how long. You've got the massive brain damage. And you're having a little rest. But NOW. Get yourself up. And pick me up.
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Wheatley
All cooperative testing courses begin at this central hub.
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GLaDOS
Wait wait wait wait. I know I know I know. Lady wait. Wait. I know. Wait. Space.
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Core 1
Seriously, though. Goodbye.
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GLaDOS
Oh, remember the time I took over the facility? Greatest moment of my life, but you just wanted to leave. Didn't want to share in my success. Well, so you know, I'd be happy for you if you succeeded. Apart from right now, obviously.
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Wheatley
Hello.
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Defective Turret
So much space. Need to see it all.
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Core 1
It's my big chance!
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Defective Turret
Egotistical.
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GLaDOS
No no wait wait waitAGGGHHHH
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Defective Turret
Warning! Neurotoxin pressure has reached dangerously unlethal levels.
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Announcer
Blue, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
Did you think the electrical switch was down there?
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GLaDOS
And that makes 10.
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GLaDOS
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