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The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward.
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Who:
Core 3
The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way.
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917
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Core 3
In fact, I'm going to have to take a break for a minute. A partial break during which I'll stop the facility from exploding while still throwing bombs at you.
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519
Who:
Wheatley
AH!
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498
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Wheatley
This time is OUR time.
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1681
Who:
Defective Turret
Ahhhhhh. 'FALSE'. I'll go 'false'.
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5399
Who:
Wheatley
Touche, young lady, touche.
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1204
Who:
Defective Turret
Stalemate detected. Transfer procedure cannot continue.
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2480
Who:
Announcer
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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266
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GLaDOS
I spy with my little eye, something that starts with 'f'.
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413
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Wheatley
Okay, DON'T PANIC! I can still stop it, not a problem. There's a password! I'll just hack it. Here we go.
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932
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Wheatley
No no no, not that way!
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264
Who:
Wheatley
You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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259
Who:
Wheatley
Bring your daughter to work day. That did not end well.
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628
Who:
Wheatley
Yes indeed. Yes indeed.
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2185
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Defective Turret
Sir!
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1326
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Caroline
Hello?
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2200
Who:
Turret
Is it fun when you degrade yourselves like that?
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1177
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GLaDOS
First thing I noticed about you: 'Now there's a lady who could resolve any button-based disputes,' I thought. A diamond in the rough, if you will--a a bloody natural. A born dispute resolution advisor in need of a button.
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510
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Wheatley
Hello? Can y--no?
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1368
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Wheatley
Well. Have fun soaring through the air without a care in the world.
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608
Who:
GLaDOS
Blah.
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992
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GLaDOS
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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264
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GLaDOS
Solve his puzzle for him. When he comes back, I'll hit him with a paradox.
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400
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GLaDOS
Over there is where they used to keep the old neurotoxin release button. BIG responsibility, the guy in charge of the neurotoxin release button. And guess who he WAS? He wasn't me. But I was his assistant, and I did a lot of his admin.
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749
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Wheatley
Do not do it!
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399
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Wheatley
Get in the lift! Get in the lift!
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305
Who:
Wheatley
Excellent. The Enrichment Center reminds you that bold, persistent experimentation is the hallmark of good science.
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401
Who:
GLaDOS
I'll be honest: The death traps have been a bit of a failure so far. For both of us. I think you'll agree. And you are getting very close to my lair.
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596
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Wheatley
Space space space. Going. Going there. Okay. I love you, space.
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1385
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Core 1
We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: it's a lively one, and it does NOT like the human skeleton.
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2416
Who:
Cave Johnson
Don't be a stranger!
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372
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Defective Turret
Shootin' blanks every time, ALL the time.
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1316
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Defective Turret
Helloooooooooooo!
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2273
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Wheatley
Do not do it!
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295
Who:
Wheatley
No! I'm not listening! I'm not listening!
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591
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Wheatley
Don't plug him in.
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375
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GLaDOS
Here's an interesting story. I almost got a job down here in Manufacturing. Guess who the foreman went with? Only an exact duplicate of himself. Nepotism. Ended up giving me the WORST job, tending to all the smelly humans.
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685
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Wheatley
Take me with you? Please?
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827
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Defective Turret
Space.
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980
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Core 1
Open the door!
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312
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Wheatley
Unconstructive.
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261
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GLaDOS
I'm kidding. Not about you trapping yourself, though. That really happened. Here, I'll lower the glass. Go on... Finish the test.
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711
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GLaDOS
While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime.
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267
Who:
GLaDOS
Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't.
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990
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Core 3
Aw... hates Mondays.
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1554
Who:
GLaDOS
Right. Well, I’m going to take this rail down the back way.
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303
Who:
Wheatley
Hey! How's it going? Here I am again!
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272
Who:
Wheatley
Well, I gave it everything I could. Can't ask for more than that.
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525
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Defective Turret
Here, let me get that for you.
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257
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GLaDOS
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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268
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Wheatley
So, once again, just... move along. One small step and everything.
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284
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Wheatley
Love space. Need to go to space.
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Core 1
And off we go.
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292
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Wheatley
Abrasive personality.
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337
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you know where I was?
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274
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GLaDOS
What are you doing? YOU MONSTER! They're one of us.
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7097
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GLaDOS
Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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266
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Wheatley
Takes long lunches.
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304
Who:
GLaDOS
Reactions?
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578
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GLaDOS
You are simply experiencing a rare reaction, in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have erased the ear tubes inside your head.
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379
Who:
GLaDOS
Then, when he's no more use to you, he has a little accident. Doesn't he? 'Falls' off his management rail. Doesn't he?
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Wheatley
Go on.
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855
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Wheatley
Okay, I'm about to start hacking. It's a little more complicated than it looked from your side. It should take about ten minutes. Keep one eye on the door.
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662
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Wheatley
Argumentative.
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270
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GLaDOS
Grab me grab me grab me! Grab meeee!
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2823
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Wheatley
She probably deserved it.
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825
Who:
Turret
We made it we made it we made it we made it...
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261
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Wheatley
Oh God! Oh, don't need to do that anymore. The jig is up, RUN!
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892
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Wheatley
Well, you know the old formula: Comedy equals tragedy plus time. And you have been asleep for a while. So I guess it's actually pretty funny when you do the math.
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GLaDOS
That said, I would really appreciate it if you could test as fast as possible. Caroline, please bring me more pain pills.
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1570
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Cave Johnson
While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together.
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262
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GLaDOS
Go on. Get a goooood lonnnnng look.
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400
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GLaDOS
Can't breathe...
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885
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Turret
The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days.
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851
Who:
Core 3
Estás usando este software de traducción de forma incorrecta. Por favor, consulta el manual.
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6967
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Wheatley
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going. Going to space.
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959
Who:
Core 1
You two aren't lost are you?
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268
Who:
GLaDOS
Give me another channnnce!
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757
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Defective Turret
Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
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75214
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GLaDOS
Now you're thinking with stupidity.
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1879
Who:
GLaDOS
Watch out, pal!
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1068
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Defective Turret
Pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out!
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2822
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Wheatley
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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276
Who:
GLaDOS
Ohhhh. Another door malfunction. I'm going to take care of this once and for all. Stay here, I'll be back in a while.
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465
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GLaDOS
Simple word. 'Apple'.
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570
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Wheatley
Here we go! Now do it again!
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1916
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Wheatley
five
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542
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GLaDOS
Aristotle versus Mashy-spike-plate!
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27726
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Wheatley
Timid.
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272
Who:
GLaDOS
If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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268
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GLaDOS
You messed with the wrong turret!
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Defective Turret
OW!
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376
Who:
Wheatley
How would you use it in a sentence? 'Mmm, this apple's crunchy,' you might say. And I'm not even asking you for the whole sentence. Just the word 'Apple'.
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851
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Wheatley
Have you got any ideas?
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262
Who:
Wheatley
clickclickclick
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426
Who:
Defective Turret
And whose fault do you think it's going to be when the management comes down here and finds ten thousand flipping vegetables?
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1560
Who:
Wheatley
Manual core replacement required.
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2179
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Announcer
This way! This way!
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266
Who:
Wheatley
Without the consequence of death, is this even science?
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469
Who:
GLaDOS
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